NotGTAV is a ruthless Snake-like parody of GTAV set in the UK. Join us on a shonky hand-drawn voyage across Britain’s green and pleasant lands. Play as Daffyd, Darren and British Prime Minister David Cameron in this satirical cult-hit game. Not for the easily offended.
User reviews:
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Mixed (26 reviews) - 69% of the 26 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (2,829 reviews) - 88% of the 2,829 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Jul 2, 2015

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May 20

Super Special NotCoD Release Sale

To celebrate the release of our ridiculous new game NotCoD, NotGTAV will be on sale for a glorious discount of 75% off.

That's cheaper than a pint of milk and funnier than David Cameron trying to eat a bacon sandwhich.


Check out NotCoD:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/435460

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March 25

Like NotGTAV? You'll love NotCoD

Lovers of NotGTAV! The next game from the idiots behind NotGTAV is nearing its release date! If you liked NotGTAV then you will love the improved graphics, better gameplay and more offensive nature of NotCoD.

Did that make you excited for the release of NotCoD in April? That is very unbritish of you, as we all know the English don't get excited. Now grab a cup of tea, sit back and get acquainted with the most English character around, General Bushyface, in our latest teaser. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzPjpn_j4UE


http://store.steampowered.com/app/435460/

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Reviews

“...the kind of blunt satire of which even South Park might think better.”
Wired

“Definitely one of the most British games I've ever played”
Jim Sterling

“Repeatedly smash David Cameron into a wall... the most satisfying game mechanic ever created”
PCGamesN

About This Game

This game is a parody.
It is definitely, positively and (hopefully) legally, NOT the game Grand Theft Auto Five.

Sure, it's called NotGTAV, but those letters stand for Great Traffic Adventure and the V is silent. Like the one in "lawsuit" (which, you'll notice, is also invisible).

This short tour of the glories of the UK’s M4 corridor is easy to play, hard to master, addictive, very funny, and cheap.

100% of the profits from this game go to young people’s charity Peer Productions. Without Peer Productions the NotGames team would never have met. By buying this game you can help us pay something back.

NotGames: Sticking it to the virtual man since about ten minutes ago.



FAQ:
Q: Is it meant to look that bad?
A: Yes.

Q: Really?
A: Yes. Really. It's satire. Like South Park.

Q: Is it meant to be just Snake?
A: Again, yes. That's kinda the point of the satire, see?

Q: So why should I buy it exactly?
A: We guarantee it'll be the funniest game of Snake you've ever played. Especially if you know anything about the UK. Or an infamous driving game. Or have, you know, a sense of humour.

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7 or 8
    • Processor: 1.5 Ghz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: MacOS 10.10.3
    • Processor: 1.5 Ghz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 14.04
    • Processor: 1.5 Ghz
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
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Mixed (26 reviews)
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Drowning Fishermen
0.4 hrs
Posted: August 24
this game made me laugh so hard XD i bought it for the lols but it turned out to be pretty funny
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i have crippling depression!
0.7 hrs
Posted: August 23
better then geeteeaae five
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Timmy T. Timmington
4.3 hrs
Posted: August 22
NotGTAV is less of an actual "Game with good controls and fun gameplay" and more of a "Give some money to charity and get a couple of laughs out of it"

If you think you'll get a chuckle or two out of it or feel like donating to charity, or both for that matter. Then you'll probably like NotGTAV.

If you're looking for a game that doesn't control like absolute ♥♥♥♥ and is a serious experience, you can bugger right off and go buy something else/just donate to charity the normal way.
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Sir Fishcake
2.2 hrs
Posted: August 21
Dis ain't tesco's
Dis ain't waitros'
But I still get my jacket potatos
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咖喱鸡Yum
1.1 hrs
Posted: August 17
This game is cancer.
10/10 worth the price
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Toshiro Hitsugaya
0.5 hrs
Posted: August 15
Buy this game if you can't buy GTA V. This game is the closest to GTA V. Screw the 20+ minutes play time, this game is good.
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William
8.4 hrs
Posted: August 15
Meme
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mergingbee4
0.3 hrs
Posted: August 15
if you are geting this game because you are to under 5 years and you want gta 5 do not get this game cause it still has some bad content
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Davidc145
4.2 hrs
Posted: August 14
I wasn't sure what this was when I bought it, it was on a steam sale and I decided to give it a shot. I regret that decision. This is a very bad version of snake that is very choppy and hard to play. I decided to try to beat a few levels before I made a decision but even then it was still just not a good game.
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Prime
24.7 hrs
Posted: August 14
Really Fun game. Nice story. Nice graphics. The music is amazing.
Worth the money, much better than GTA V.
10/10
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7 of 12 people (58%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
24.7 hrs on record
Posted: August 14
Really Fun game. Nice story. Nice graphics. The music is amazing.
Worth the money, much better than GTA V.
10/10
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7 of 12 people (58%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3 of 5 people (60%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 17
This game is cancer.
10/10 worth the price
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1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
Recommended
4.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 22
NotGTAV is less of an actual "Game with good controls and fun gameplay" and more of a "Give some money to charity and get a couple of laughs out of it"

If you think you'll get a chuckle or two out of it or feel like donating to charity, or both for that matter. Then you'll probably like NotGTAV.

If you're looking for a game that doesn't control like absolute ♥♥♥♥ and is a serious experience, you can bugger right off and go buy something else/just donate to charity the normal way.
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
7,106 of 8,142 people (87%) found this review helpful
5,967 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.0 hrs on record
Posted: July 2, 2015
They said it wasn't GTA V.



And indeed, it wasn't



10/10, most honest devs ever.
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2,017 of 2,327 people (87%) found this review helpful
1,547 people found this review funny
Recommended
6.8 hrs on record
Posted: July 5, 2015
"GTAV" vs "notGTAV"(/"NotDMCAV")
GTAV notGTAV
Blood + +
Nudity ++
Pursuits++
Fun-factor N/A +
Price under $5-+
Number of Copies for $60 1 20 (80*)
Running on Computers from 2007-+
Used Space on a 100GB Drive65,0 %0,2 %
Includes Steam Trading Cards-+

* With a reduced price by 75%

Summary
"notGTAV" does not burden the consumer with unnecessary spending.

8/8 Recommended by kmyc89
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2,040 of 2,373 people (86%) found this review helpful
1,784 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.6 hrs on record
Posted: July 3, 2015
It didn't take 1 and a half year to come to pc
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4,112 of 4,851 people (85%) found this review helpful
3,292 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.9 hrs on record
Posted: July 2, 2015
Amazing game.

Does not require Rockstar Social Club

10/10
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1,285 of 1,546 people (83%) found this review helpful
1,069 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: July 3, 2015
GTAV-
requires rockstar social club
bans you for cheating
lied about going on a sale during the summer sale
a million gig download

NotGTAV-
no third party
doesnt give a damn about cheating
didnt lie about going on sale
took 2 seconds to download

i think the winner is obvious

EDIT: dear lord people, its a joke review, stop taking the cheating thing seriously smh
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388 of 441 people (88%) found this review helpful
526 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: January 23
told my friend i was gonna gift him gta v

sent him this instead
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