Engage in the craziest war against humans.. as a pigeon! Use famous war tactics such as engagement, avoiding and target fixing to center unlucky people with poo and get points for that.
User reviews:
Overall:
Mostly Negative (77 reviews) - 20% of the 77 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Nov 26, 2015

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About This Game

Engage in the craziest war against humans.. as a pigeon! Use famous war tactics such as engagement, avoiding and target fixing to center unlucky people with poo and get points for that.

STORY




The game is about a pigeon angry with humans. Humans did a bad joke to the pigeons, so they will be punished with poo!

GAMEPLAY




The game is a third person shooter. We play as the pigeon and need to bomb environments with poo before moving to the next level.
Levels are unique, as every enemy has unique weapons, also regard how fast a player is, how quick he can react and assess to enemy reactions.

FEATURES




  • Both evil and comic game story - Use a pigeon to destroy a city with poo.
  • Pigeon sounds by John J. Dick - The famous actor who voiced Serious Sam.
  • Beautiful cartoon graphics - You will love to shoot green poo.
  • Split screen coop mode - Two pigeons is better than one.
  • The dramatic poo cam - Drive the poo until it hits the target.

GAME WORLD




The game follows the cartoonish style. We have different worlds, which also come with independent and different alternative locations .

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • Processor: 2,5 GHz Intel Core i3
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.7+
    • Processor: 2,5 GHz Intel Core i3
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 10.10+
    • Processor: 2,5 GHz Intel Core i3
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
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Overall:
Mostly Negative (77 reviews)
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MlgOdawg99
0.5 hrs
Posted: August 13
thicc
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Lunar111
0.2 hrs
Posted: July 14
PLEASE DON'T BUY!
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Submarine Fish
0.2 hrs
Posted: June 13
This game is a technical disaster. A real piece of crap. If you want to throw money away for a game that is actually unplayable then look no further. No really, this game is so bad I bet kids in middle school could create a better functioning game.
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Obey the Fist!
0.2 hrs
Posted: May 8
This is a simplistic childrens game built with the Unity engine (sigh).

Graphics are good, cutesy but the developer put some effort in there and it shows. Certainly better than most indy games, although the graphics settings are very simplistic - at least it does run in 4K, after a fashion.

The problem, then, is not technical, but that there is not enough to the game. You control a pigeon with some kind of disease with the skill based goal of dropping guano on people on the ground. Some have umbrellas! That's basically all there is to the game.

The gameplay also has serious problems - the developers decided that the best gameplay would be to break a basic UI rule, which is to subvert user control - as such, the camera wobbles when it shouldn't and your aim is artificially distorted by the same wobbling - this isn't fun, as gameplay is 100% based around correcting for the developer breaching basic UI rules and removing control from the user.
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minorjeff
0.1 hrs
Posted: April 29
This game is really worthless. It is a total piece of garbage. There are several things wrong with it: 1) No instructions on how to properly control and target a person, 2) The controls themselves are really horrible, 3) There is no logical progression - once finishing a level (I finished 1 map - life's too short to give this game any more time), I only had the option to return to the main menu. I hope I got this game as part of a bundle. Uninstalling now. DO NOT BUY.
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Mr Dave XXVIII
0.3 hrs
Posted: April 22
Not Good.
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NebulaBlaze
0.3 hrs
Posted: April 9
This game is amazing, truly life changing.
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JusC
0.1 hrs
Posted: April 9
I've had more fun writing this review than playing this poop game...
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Reptile Physics
0.1 hrs
Posted: March 29
Gameplay is terrible, and so are the graphics, they gave me a ♥♥♥♥ing migraine after ten minutes. You can't control the pigeon, way too hard. I've wasted one quid on this and i'm gutted, for one bloody pound. Sad for one pound, that's how bad it is.
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Justusschultz
0.1 hrs
Posted: March 24
Wonky Pigeon. Take out pigeon and you get exactly what this game is. Wonky. Not to mention the unity map as I like to call it. Simply because I have played three ♥♥♥♥♥♥ games and all three had the same map, same characters same design. Only got this because it was in a bundle, if you buy this on steam I highly suggest you get a refund
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
96 of 109 people (88%) found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Posted: August 17, 2015
currently (8/17) unplayable, i just played the 1st level of this for recording, could not hit a poor single soul on the street! the mouse sensitivity is out the window (too high) and there are no option to set it. you can easily pull a 180. also, when you poo, the camera flips a 180 so you're pooing behind out and have to find the poor soul on earth. i would love to play this, i know there's some creative protential, but the controls are out the window and there's no options. wtf?! how can you have a game with no option!?
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35 of 37 people (95%) found this review helpful
27 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: March 8
The game is broken. My bird doesn't move. This game is poop 0/10 wouldn't poop on people again. Waste of £4 could've brought Freddo's and be more happy with my purchase!
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37 of 45 people (82%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Posted: August 29, 2015
The games controls are overtly sensitive with no way of chanign them, half the time the game glitches out and throws umbrellas at the pigeon and the other half the buttons to even play the game don't work. The assets are apparently ripped from a Unity pack, the gameplay is atrocious, all in all, don't waste your time.
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30 of 35 people (86%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Posted: September 14, 2015
First impression: attempt at a bombing game

There are only two levels (well, technically three, but the third is really the first in green), and one of them doesn't work (traffic is moving away from the start at the speed of the pidgeon, which means I can't catch up, and since I stop in midair when firing a guided missile, I lose ground), you hit 3 targets and it's over which takes a minute tops, and it is completely unplayable on gamepad in its present state (disconnect it to stop the spinning).

Don't even bother to install this even if you got it for free - it looks like a "my first game" project that escaped the basement.
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30 of 36 people (83%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: November 27, 2015
Really bad unity engine cash grab. Not even playable really in its current state.
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15 of 17 people (88%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: December 9, 2015
"As much fun as being hit with actual pigeon poop"

In Wonky Pigeon you control the titular animal and are tasked with hitting unlucky guys with your poop: you do so by letting go and then controlling said excretion as it drops down towards the world.
Too bad wonky pigeon has one of the worst control scheme I've ever seen and enough content to only last you five minutes before you've completed all levels.

PROS:

-none

CONS:

-blurry graphics

-barebones sounds, what little is there is of a poor quality

-terrible, horrible controls, it's not "wonky" it's just barely controllable at the best of times

-useless tutorial

-basically no contents with three levels, but only two actually work

-still buggy after several patches

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=572156407

After starting the game I hit the tutorial button and found myself with a pigeon doing 360s in an empty gray room and no way to control it or quit the game...I had to alt tab and close it from the taskbar.

After putting the sensitivity down to 0 and starting the first level I was welcomed by the blurry graphics and'd barely control the pigeon as it flew around and dropped poop on unsuspecting people. And the controls are truly horrible as they're basically so sensitive that any kind of mouse movement will thrown you into a tight curve or a 360 spin: while controlling the poop not only the sensitivity gets even worse but the excretion seems to just randomly fall around rather than follow where you're actually pointing at. All things considered you'll just drop poop after poop and hope for the best.

Last but not least the game basically has no content, the first two levels are basically the same but one has a green filter on it and you can comnplete both in three minutes with a little luck. The third level tasks you with flying down a road and hit cars but no matter what I tried I'd not control the pigeon and was left to watch it splat itself on the road over and over.

To sum things up Wonky Pigeon has extremely low production values, horrible controls that managed to give me motion sickness, and no content whatsoever: you won't be surprised to know it's not worth the 5$ they're asking for nor it'd be worth an install even if you got it for free.
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16 of 20 people (80%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Posted: September 20, 2015
This game looked to be a fun little time waster and maybe it will be. At this point though it is just a waste of time. Every bug fix thus far has broe something that was previously working. After a dozen tries I finally got some point on the board, more luck than judgement as the only control that worked was poop.
Kind of apt right now, but on a plus note the quit feature now works .... So I did.

This review may change if the game ever delivers a game, for now it's just Wonky.

Finally returned to the 'game' now it has left early access and become a 'full release'. The only full release that works in this game now is the one that passes from the pigeon's rear.

Controls more broke than they were on Early Access release: Check.
Settings that don't set anything: Check.
Tutorial that teaches nothing and seems unquittable: Check.

I would like to give this game my own special award: Worst Game Ever Released from Early Access.

I can't though as there still is no Game.

Maybe in the next patch ?
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11 of 12 people (92%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Posted: September 14, 2015
I would suggest that you absolutely do not purchase this game. It should be called Wonky ♥♥♥ controls. You (rather I sure couldn't) try and bomb people on the street I suppose. From the start menu (which devs, you really should change the color to denote selection), to that completely annoying human being's attempt at mimicking a pigeon, to the 360 degrees spinning that occurs when you finally try and figure out how to start a game and are 25 seconds into it. I suppose one easily could become nauseated from that spinning. The pigeon voice doesn't need to be constant, as I'm scrambling around the menu settings looking for some relief. And right now the only thing you can adjust? The sensitivity of the mouse/controller. Just don't. Not yet and maybe never ... purchase this thing. It needs a bunch of work. When and if it gets some much needed repair? I will change my review to a much favorable one.
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13 of 16 people (81%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: November 27, 2015
Wonky Pigeon does not have Full Controller Support as it clearly states on the store front page. I use a Microsoft Xbox 360 controller for windows peripheral and there is only one button that occasionally with delay produces an uncontrollable homing ejection of green poo. Their is also an issue with maneuvering the Wonky Pigeon. The only two keys I have discovered on the keyboard are P for pause and Esc to bring up a menu thats has no visible control configuration. There is a training mode in which there is no valid way to exit the game and it does not provide any instructions. This game was released out of early access with broken unconfigurable controls.
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9 of 10 people (90%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Posted: November 22, 2015
Played this for 7 minutes, which in utter honesty was 6:59 too long. The controls Don't work at all with exception of firing some sort of green blob. The developer notes in discussions to change settings to fix the bug, except the settings don't save either. HuzzahhH! Anyway, I unplugged my controller thinking it might be a conflict of some sort, sure enough I had some control, albeit so jerky I actually did worse than when I played with just the firing. Then the game crashed and I wrote this review.

I went in looking for 15 minutes of dumb fun, got 7 minutes of ARG "avoid the bugs" gameplay. Now that I think of it, the most fun I got out of this game was writing this review.
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