Ever wanted to be a tea party extraordinaire? Well now you can. Each new level brings it's own challenges you must overcome on your quest to become the ultimate tea party master. Comes with the original Tea Party Mode and now a Mode 2 (after beating all the levels), for a whole new experience!
User reviews:
Recent:
Mixed (12 reviews) - 58% of the 12 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
Overall:
Mostly Positive (615 reviews) - 71% of the 615 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 23, 2015

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Reviews

“It’s certainly easy to dismiss Tea Party Simulator as ‘just another silly simulator’, but even in these early stages of development it’s a blast”
Alpha Beta Gamer

“Tea Party Simulator shows much [more] promise than the rest of the simulator games out there. The humor is quite present and hidden Easter Eggs just makes it more fun to play.”
Critically Honest Gamer

“Ha-ble ... dhey! My na ma da buffoon!”
Markiplier

About This Game

Ever wanted to be a tea party extraordinaire? Well now you can.

  • Brew the tea, pour the tea, serve the tea.
  • Serve biscuits and cake.
  • Try not to mess it up too bad, or your guest will get angry
  • Find the hidden easter eggs
  • You know... all that good tea party stuff

Each new level brings it's own challenges you must overcome on your quest to become the ultimate tea party master.

Comes with the original Tea Party Mode and now a Mode 2 (after beating all the levels), for a whole new tea experience!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 7800 GT or better
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 750 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Requires both keyboard and a mouse.
    Minimum:
    • OS: 10.6 Snow Leopard
    • Processor: 1.7 Ghz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 3000 384 MB
    • Storage: 650 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Requires both keyboard and a mouse.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 13.04
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz or better
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Radeon x850 or similar
    • Storage: 650 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Requires both keyboard and a mouse.
Customer reviews
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Recent:
Mixed (12 reviews)
Overall:
Mostly Positive (615 reviews)
Recently Posted
funky
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 23
No more tea for me.
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iddqd
9.8 hrs on record
Posted: August 16
How did I even manage to get 10 hours of gameplay
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swaggycat
4.7 hrs on record
Posted: August 15
Oh look what do we have here...a spin off of Surgeon Simulator! Nice! Very hard controls but addicting!
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Pink Guy
5.2 hrs on record
Posted: July 20
This is friking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. And honestly, anyone who gives thumb up for this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ waste of time and 10e is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
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Saint Aaron
4.2 hrs on record
Posted: July 18
Product received for free
If you're expecting a game that is like surgeon simulator, THIS IS NOT THE GAME!!

Pros
Steam trading cards & achievements
Variety of objects
Challening levels
Items always in different locations

Cons
Cant interact with a lot of items cabinets etc
Boring
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Piazano: I'm a faggot
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: July 13
Punch teddy, teddy kills you. Stab teddy, teddy kills you. Make tea for teddy, teddy doesn't kill you (yet)
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Determined
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: July 8
Product received for free
Slap the bear
Bear goes mad
No more tea party.

Next round i learn how to twist my hand,
i slapped the bear agian.

10/10 will drink tea with bear agian in airplane
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yahming12299
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: July 3
Product received for free
cant even hold a cup of tea O.O
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Yopoxd
3.2 hrs on record
Posted: June 29
nice :V
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 23
No more tea for me.
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
326 of 377 people (86%) found this review helpful
32 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
2.8 hrs on record
Posted: September 11, 2015
One of those "funny" youtube-bait games.
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136 of 186 people (73%) found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: April 26, 2015
This is a fun enough game to play - it delivers what the store page claims. You are having a tea party with a stuffed animal (Ted), who demands certain items be dropped in front of him. You just go down the list. There are like five different environments.

Pros:
+It gets laughs just like Surgeon Simulator did
+You can actually walk quite a bit around the area now

Cons:
-Regretfully, I didn't realize until after I purchased this, that this game is not made by the same developers that did Surgeon Simulator, which is fine except they totally rip off the game style (same font, idea, and graphical style)
-There is alot to interact with, but I feel there could be more. For example, there are many items/cabinets/handles on the fringes of the rooms that look interactable, but are not
-Only five environments, as I have heard (I have witnessed two)
-Price is steep for what it is


Overall, it was fun, but I certainly won't get anywhere near 10 hours out of this. I was on the fence about the 'no' vote - but this is fair warning so my Steam friends know what they are getting into. This does not have the content of Goat Simulator. I suppose the cheap laughs might be worth it if it is on deep discount.
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71 of 98 people (72%) found this review helpful
22 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
9.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 29, 2015
I felt like my fingers were the size of a Dwarven warhammer trying to fit them into the eye of a needle.
I just don't have the patience to master the controls to the degree of granularity required to have any degree of success.
My single success in the game was to slap the plate off the table and it landed under the table and I pushed it onto the glowing ring and Ted was satisfied. I think I'll call it a day on this game and go elsewhere.
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90 of 149 people (60%) found this review helpful
24 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
4.6 hrs on record
Posted: November 17, 2015
Sell the cards, tag as crap, never look again.
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27 of 39 people (69%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
4.1 hrs on record
Posted: February 5
Surgeon Simulator ripoff with no real objctives and way less content
"Controls" and graphics are fine
Only fun for 5 minutes
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22 of 34 people (65%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
4.1 hrs on record
Posted: November 19, 2015
If this was a free or 0,99€ game, sure, it's for fun and all. But 10€? Nah.
I got it for free on a giveway anyway, and it has cards, so I can't complain much.
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27 of 44 people (61%) found this review helpful
36 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
3.4 hrs on record
Posted: November 18, 2015
My teddy bear is an A-hole who does nothing but call me names. I would like to see him try to pick up a tea pot with a stupid hand that feels like it was coated with tooth numbing gel for a decade. (Houseguest reference). In 3 hours I managed to pick up exactly 0 items. At this rate I will die of dehydration soon, but I will pull the stuffing from the bear before I die.
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12 of 16 people (75%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
9.8 hrs on record
Posted: March 23
The game was fun for a couple of minutes when you just start out, playing for the sake of laughs. If for any reason you actually want to progress however, the wonky physics and terrible controls will make you rage like no other. God forbid if you wanted to complete the achievements, cause it will redefine the meaning of frustration for you, personally.

The placement of tea sets and cutleries are random by default, so it is possible to begin with an impossible setup. Lucky, you can turn that off in the options. On the other hand, the wobble in the plane stage, the low gravity effects in the space stage and the rain of fruits in the wonderland stage are fairly random in their impact. That my friends, cannot be adjusted in the options. Thus it is always best to pray while you play, since there are no skills here, just luck and RNG.

I’ll give you an honest opinion, the game is badly made and the content is bare bones, it is nowhere near the worth of its asking price. Please don’t fall for the “oh-so-funny” reviews, you can do a lot better with your hard earned money.
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10 of 13 people (77%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
3.7 hrs on record
Posted: April 1
This game is not too easy but not too hard as a result I don't like this game. The graphic is good.
And you can get trading cards.
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