Take part of history’s greatest battle of Green VS. Tan. Fight amongst and against others online. Jump, shoot and roll your way into victory with fast paced objective based gameplay. Sometimes the greatest battles are fought by the smallest of soldiers.
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Mixed (46 reviews) - 60% of the 46 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Mostly Positive (1,773 reviews) - 75% of the 1,773 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Dec 8, 2015

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August 11

Patch 1.14 - Fixes, Fixes and More Fixes!



Later today we will be releasing the v1.14 patch for The Mean Greens.

We have fixed a lot of things in this patch including some of the localization, with the help of some awesome community members. The following people helped fix the translations into their language.

Krew - Italian
hrider XY&Z - Chinese
Xenia Allen (Satan In A Skirt), Victor Ahmedov (Tolma4 Team), and Egor Popov (Tolma4 Team) - Russian

We wanted to thank these people for taking the time to help improve this game!

If you would like to help us translate the game into your native language, please let me know.

And now...the change list:

Additions:
- Taunt key binding

Changes:
- Restructured a lot of memory usage for faster loading times!
- Updated Italian, Chinese and Russian localization

Bug Fixes:
- Fixed voice chat
- Fixed taunting freezing movement (no more falling off ducks)
- Fixed and tested ALL achievements
- Fixed lobby chat box
- Fixed Win32 plugin issue
- Fixed Linux and Mac spawning issue

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July 7

Patch 1.13 - Engine Upgrade, New Characters & Taunts!



Today we are releasing the v1.13 patch for The Mean Greens. This update includes several bug fixes as well as some exciting new additions to the game.



With this patch we are releasing 3 new female characters into the game along with our new taunt system. You can finally tease your friends in game with a quick press of the V key (This will be rebindable in a future patch)!

Additions:
- 3 NEW female characters
- Taunts

Changes:
- Upgraded engine to 4.12
- Final stage of server system change over

Bug Fixes:
- Play Now bug fixed



With this patch we are making our final switch over our new server system powered by Multiplay Servers. We are excited about Multiplay's dynamic server system and it has worked out great during testing. Multiplay has developed an outstanding scaling server system with data centers located around the world that will provide The Mean Greens players with a faster, more stable platform to melt some plastic on.

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About This Game

Take part of history’s greatest battle of Green VS. Tan. Fight amongst and against others online. Jump, shoot and roll your way into victory with fast paced objective based gameplay. Sometimes the greatest battles are fought by the smallest of soldiers.

The Mean Greens is a 3rd-person shooter played from the perspective of toy army soldiers. Match up with others online for some friendly multiplayer competition. Enjoy a huge battle of up to 10 players in each environmentally unique map.

  • 10 Modes
  • 10 Maps
  • 6 Weapons
  • 5v5 Multiplayer Battles
  • Full Controller Support
  • Voice Chat
  • Text Chat
  • Party Matchmaking
  • Dedicated Servers

  • What does a bathtub, sunken boats, rubber ducks and a giant octopus have in common? The Mean Greens Bathtub Bash that’s what! Hop onto the floating rubber ducks and ride to the sunken ships in the middle of the map. Avoid crossfire, grab a flag off of the ship, and carry it to your base. The team with the most flags at the end of the round wins.


  • It’s game night! As The Mean Greens battle against each other in an all-out paper-craft war, more than dice will roll across this table. Go head-to-head as tan and green teams fight for control of the city. The objective is simple, be the first team to reach 30 kills.


  • Even a beautiful aquatic adventure has its dangers. Run over aquarium décor and capture flags in sunken ruins as you square off in an underwater playground. Fight your way across the duel bridges to steal the flag that sits in the sunken temples.
    This map puts a whole new twist on the traditional capture the flag mode with its “Low – gravity” action and captivating nautical theme.


  • It’s full on war to conquer the countertop in this decked out kitchen! Push the other team’s cup off the counter and destroy their only way to zipline into your territory.


  • The mood is a bit chilly as you fight your way through this food-filled freezer. Everyone melts the ice cube in the center to get to the lower level, and then it’s a mad rush as you try to free your frozen dinosaur before the opposing team releases theirs.


  • This train is leaving the station with or without you! Enjoy this Christmas themed level while you travel over holiday sweets to claim your capture points on this nostalgic toy train. It’s tug-of-war, as both tan and green teams battle back and forth to maintain control of all three capture points.


  • This farm style soccer match is a new take on Foosball that you’ve never experienced before. Shoot, blast, and push the ball into the enemies’ barn to score the most points. Don’t drop the ball and watch out for the moving 3-rod pigs and cows.


  • Got game? Explore a colorful world on top of chessboards, boxes, and racetracks. Hold the center of the map in this traditional King of the Hill game mode. Just don’t get hit by the other team or the racing cars.


  • It’s birthday time, but the other team is full of party-poopers that don’t want the festivities to begin. Fight your way up the cake and start the celebration by lighting all the candles on each layer. The attacking team must jump from the gelatin launch pad and onto the multi-layered cake to light each candle. The defending team must fend off the other team’s attempts to light each wick until time is up.


  • Turn the tables on your opponent in this death match. Be as crafty as you can to survive and mark your territory. Perfect the art of combat and chalk up those points to make it into the Champions Circle!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: windows 7
    • Processor: 2 GHz Dual-Core 64-bit CPU
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX11 Compatible GPU with 1 GB Video RAM
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 14 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.9.2
    • Processor: Quad-core Intel, 2.5 GHz or faster
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL 4.1 compatible graphics card
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 14 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: kernel 2.6.32 or newer & glibc 2.12.2 or newer
    • Processor: Quad-core Intel or AMD, 2.5 GHz or faster
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL 4.1 compatible graphics card
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 14 GB available space
Customer reviews
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Recent:
Mixed (46 reviews)
Overall:
Mostly Positive (1,773 reviews)
Recently Posted
Waddle Waddle
1.5 hrs
Posted: August 24
This would be an awesome game, if there were people left to play with.

Great game, but no one play it anymore :(
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Commander Sorey
7.0 hrs
Posted: August 24
I got cucked
Helpful? Yes No Funny
graham.stanbridge
0.5 hrs
Posted: August 24
Rubbish !!!

The game is loaded and 'ready to play', but every time I press play it goes back to 'ready to play'.

Waste of money !!
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YodelXLII
3.4 hrs
Posted: August 24
Product received for free
Very funny game, great (although not new) concept, excellent graphics and music. Simpler than other MP FPS games, having no classes nor soldier customization.
Would be better with more than one map per game mode, but those available are really good and well-made.

7.5/10
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WiLZiS
0.2 hrs
Posted: August 22
Maybe do a weekend where this game is free? There are not too many players and it needs more :))))

+++
Graphics are very good.
Maps are fun and well designed.
Weapons are all different and fun to use (and well balanced)
Easy to get into a game.

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It is more fun playing with a group of friends and for some reason it is difficult to be able to get everyone into a "lobby".
Ingame chat is broken.
Not many players so it can be hard to find games sometimes.
Helpful? Yes No Funny
CykaBlyat
0.1 hrs
Posted: August 18
Product received for free
the game is not working...complete hustle....
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acetyl coA
1.1 hrs
Posted: August 18
I really, really wanted to like this game...but the game mechanics are far too clunky, which says a lot considering I tend to play a lot of flawed games.
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paintballundead
1.7 hrs
Posted: August 18
People you need to get this game!
You will do much fun its crazy.
It's not a hardcore shooter but its certainly something a hardcore military sim player like myself can enjoy.
highly reccomend it if you like games, the idea of games, or games in general.
TO DEVELOPER: PLS add some kind of single player with AI enemies because sometimes I really want to play but i cant find a server so pls add some single player battles, LOVE YOU!!!!!
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Grand Canyon Moses
3.5 hrs
Posted: August 14
Being a fan of the original 3DO "Army Men 2" game, this game made me jump for joy when it was released on steam! This game is alot of fun, bringing a good amount of maps, in which all are very well structured. The gameplay feels so great bringing the classic feel from the original games. I would say they should add alot more content so the game can gain more popularity, for I am afraid if they don't, the game could be dead in the next year or 2.
9/10!
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Palad凛
7.9 hrs
Posted: August 13
would br nice if their where bots, to fill the small player base.
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6 of 6 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
2.5 hrs on record
Posted: August 9
Saw this game and thought it looked alot like the old Army Men games. Bought it becase of that nostalgia. Played it and I am not surprised at how fun it is. My only problem is how small the community is. Makes finding a game a pain. Besides that tons of fun, especially if you can get a group of friends to join. Get it, play it, and spread the word.
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
3.5 hrs on record
Posted: August 14
Being a fan of the original 3DO "Army Men 2" game, this game made me jump for joy when it was released on steam! This game is alot of fun, bringing a good amount of maps, in which all are very well structured. The gameplay feels so great bringing the classic feel from the original games. I would say they should add alot more content so the game can gain more popularity, for I am afraid if they don't, the game could be dead in the next year or 2.
9/10!
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: August 10
Needs more players.
Feels like its missing something.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
7.9 hrs on record
Posted: August 13
would br nice if their where bots, to fill the small player base.
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6 of 10 people (60%) found this review helpful
Recommended
3.7 hrs on record
Posted: July 29
10/10 - Like Skyrim with Guns



It's actually pretty great, the lack of players is the ONLY downside.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.7 hrs on record
Posted: August 18
People you need to get this game!
You will do much fun its crazy.
It's not a hardcore shooter but its certainly something a hardcore military sim player like myself can enjoy.
highly reccomend it if you like games, the idea of games, or games in general.
TO DEVELOPER: PLS add some kind of single player with AI enemies because sometimes I really want to play but i cant find a server so pls add some single player battles, LOVE YOU!!!!!
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: August 22
Maybe do a weekend where this game is free? There are not too many players and it needs more :))))

+++
Graphics are very good.
Maps are fun and well designed.
Weapons are all different and fun to use (and well balanced)
Easy to get into a game.

---
It is more fun playing with a group of friends and for some reason it is difficult to be able to get everyone into a "lobby".
Ingame chat is broken.
Not many players so it can be hard to find games sometimes.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 6
2 proov yur a man u must wip wib yur hand
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