As an individual who has felt out of place on this gay Earth ever since his conception, I can only recommend BRAINPIPE: A Plunge to Unhumanity to others who share this feeling that they are out of place.
Now for those unfamiliar with me, my ASL and other sensitive info is not really confidential info but it's not really relevant for this review either. What IS important is that "reality" or as I like to call it the "disgusting 3DPD realm" is not a hospitable environment for those of 2-D descent, such as myself and many others. However as cruel fate would have it, we ended up becoming the enigma that is cute, 2-D girls stuck in the bodies of vile three dimensional animals known as MAN.
I must commend the developer, Digital Eel, not only for having a fantastic name as I am a fan of eel, but for providing the end-all SOLUTION to our dilemma, which many so-called big name developers and their "AAA games" have failed to do. As I speak and continue to explore the outer depths of my mind even further, my soul is on its way to free itself from this dreadful anchor that I was forced to call my body. Soon I will be able to return to the world of cute girls doing cute things without any plot or advancement of time. Soon I will live in a world without strife, and only girl's underwear featuring cute, yet intricate designs.
Thank you Digital Eel, for giving me liberation at the generous (discounted) price of $0.99 during the Steam Summer Sale. You are an inspiration and a prime example of what budding developers should aim to be.