Dehumanize kids and make money.
User reviews:
Overall:
Mostly Positive (8 reviews) - 75% of the 8 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Feb 18, 2016

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Reviews

“It succeeds brilliantly in delivering its message”
Motherboard

“No Pineapple Left Behind shines in the two most powerful aspects of video games, its gameplay and the narrative that gameplay tells.”
8/10 – Gamespresso

“Morality be damned.”
58/100 – Killscreen

About This Game

In No Pineapple Left Behind, you have to run a school full of children. Children have lots of wants, needs, and feelings. That's a problem, because if they get don't pay attention in class and get low grades, your school loses money. However, you can turn children into pineapples. All that pineapples do is take tests and get grades. They do not have feelings and are not people, but they are much simpler to handle, and therefore much cheaper.

Features:

  • Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical game
  • Nine schools, each with unique challenges
  • Manage the school's curriculums, students, and staff without going bankrupt
  • Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples
  • Maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers
  • Manipulate a child's feelings with lasers
  • Cast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach students
  • Address parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Win XP / Win 7 / Win 8 / Win 10
    • Processor: 2 GHz
    • Memory: 500 MB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 688 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Win XP / Win 7 / Win 8 / Win 10
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X
    • Processor: 2 GHz
    • Memory: 500 MB RAM
    • Storage: 692 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu
    • Processor: 2 GHz
    • Memory: 688 MB RAM
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM

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