Publisert: 1. november, 2014
Just the mere uttering of Bad Rats makes my undergarments salivate. Buying this game was one of the greatest life choices I've made, next to masturbating with a fleshlight made out of an abnormally long umbilical cord.
I've had plenty of experience with murder, terrorism, manslaughter, necrophilia, and pedophilia, so this game was right up my alley. I feel I can connect better with our true lord and saviour, Satan, after playing this game. The gameplay is very challenging and make my insides tingle similar to when I insert a cheese grater into my sphincter. The sound of the bones of the cat getting dissolvied into splinters gets the urine pumping faster than a Jew getting out of a shower. The true euphoria of completing a puzzle can only be described in three words: Japanese Rope Bondage.
Overall, this game has fulfilled every single one of my fetishes, which I was surprised the developers would know about my anal seepage fetish. I'd give it a 9.5/10, since no game can be perfect. I could use more visible spinal cords here and there, but in general a great game. Pick up a copy for the kids, neighbors, and heck, even the mentally insane dominatrix!