Verfasst: 13. März
>Get Darthmod (Vanilla 2 easy 4 me)
>Start campaign as glorious Belgium
>Get declared war on by Batavian "Republic" 2 turns in; they don't stand a chance against mighty Belgian war machine!
>Build up armies - finnally have one whole stack
>Blitkrieg with Hussars
>Oldengerg nubs last 16 minutes against superior Belgian general Wouters
>Ally with France to avoid painful anal penetration
>Everyone goes mad; 4th coalition as first coalition?
>Invade Denmark, Pommerania, Norway, and Sweden. Belgium now controls sound! All shall bow down to superior Belgian seamanship and classical music! (That's a geographical pun, son!)
>Get wrecked by English navy
>360 cannons on one ship is 2 OP 4 me
>Invade England with two army stacks and one trade ship
>Take England in 2 turns: seperate army takes Prussian capitol simaltaneously.
>Bust out powdered whig and start to dance behind computer screen at 3 o'clock on a Saturday night by myself
>Get peace with UK. King of UK now Prince of Wales...literally....they only have Wales. Scotland and Ireland begin ridiculing England. Invade Scotland. No more laughing. Ireland becomes faithful ally of mighty Belgium.
>Still at war with Ruskies
>Repel 4 stacks of Russian hordes with 2 mighty Belgian stacks led by general Wouters and less significant general
>None compare to mighty general Wouters...except Schimmelpinink
>Invade Russia like Napoleon never could
>Take Moscow...in winter
>General Wouters is General Winter
>MFW - Mighty Belgian lion defeats puny Russian bear(must've been too drunk to fight properly)
>Belgium controls Lowlands, Scandinavia, Russia, and Sicily
>Why does Belgium control Sicily whilst only holding Pommerania in Central Europe?
>Cus' muh' spices bruh!
>24,000 in trade per turn
>MFW Belgium makes more selling bearskins to Norwegian hunters than Saudis do selling oil to Americans
>Belgium has biggest navy in world(That's what she said)
>This is after 20 hours of play: Worth every second(Belgian troops be sexy af)
>Next, Belgium will conquer mighty French empire to south
>Then: THE WORLD!(Europe that is, becuase Europe is the world)
>Eendracht maakt macht!
>Leve de Koning! Leve general Wouters! Leve 19 eeuwigse oorlogsmethode en tactieken!
>As for game; 10/10 would conquer world with unusually stable and for some reason dominantly Dutch Belgium agian.