The only verdict I can confidently make is that the main menu music sounds like something straight out of a low-budget horror movie, and there's a weird-looking green worm with a bow tie, and it's smarter than me
It keeps watching, with a snarky, Dreamworks grin on its face, his expression practically screaming, "Go on, keep trying. You know you ain't gonna make it because I'm better than you. You're going to BURN."
I scramble and the hellfire rains down on the board, devouring the letters one by one, slowly directing me towards my inevitable end, all whilst I'm being watched, mentally tortured, bombarded with the definitions of words I've never heard before.
"You may take me down, you overgrown gummyworm," I say, using my last vestige of breath, as I chain the word "PAIN", awarding me with 400PTS, the library enveloped in a mass of blazing inferno, soon all to become ashes, "BUT YOU'RE GOING DOWN WITH ME."
But I'm fighting a never-ending battle. That worm is still there, I know it. It's still alive.
And it hungers