By: Arabell Canne
You are looking awfully green today. Are you nauseous or envious? Or perhaps I should use easier words to find and spell, like “sick”. Four letters should keep me from a burning square, right? I know you don’t like three letter words or even worse, contractions, abbreviations, acronyms, proper nouns and profanity. Where did you get that bow tie? It is very stylish, attractive, marvelous, stunning … I hope I don’t sound too wordy. I am trying to expand my vocabulary … and those glasses. The love and hate I have for you is so confusing. I get mad at your tiles but I don’t really want to burn you worm. When you ask me to search for a specific word it frustrating and when you define something I already know its insulting. Also, I know you have something against words more than twelve letters but mathematicians need to study quadrilaterals and veterinarians need a way to express their individuality. I know that I pick on you but I really do like you. You provide endless hours of entertainment. Thank you for killing my time and eating my letter tiles. You get an 8 out of 10.