Something went wrong with Lazarus’ resurrection... help Jesus and Judas to fight the zombie infection using amazing combos, divine punishments and special attacks!
User reviews:
Overall:
Mostly Positive (515 reviews) - 74% of the 515 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Oct 17, 2014

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About This Game

Fist of Jesus is a hilarious gore beat’em up classic style arcade game with RPG depth.

Life of Brian meets gore and humor, in the game based on the epic award-winner short-film Fist of Jesus.

Fist of Jesus tells the adventures of Jesus and Judas, where the world is now full of Zombies caused by Lazarus’ resurrection. Cowboys, the Roman Army, Mythological Creatures and Steampunk technology in the 80's style, all packed with lots of fun.

Features:

  • 60 levels of full humor gore story
  • Tons of zombies, mini-bosses and surprising bosses
  • Unlock and equip special abilities and upgrade your powers
  • Unleash divine punishments, amazing combos and tons of special attacks
  • Complete reliquiae collection to get better upgrades
  • Make Miracles to continue the story
  • Fast heads-up duels
  • Awesome music and sound FX
  • Game script by the same short-movie Director!
  • Tons of achievements

Get ready to slash hordes of living dead and play an absolutely unique game!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP+
    • Processor: SSE2 instruction set support.
    • Graphics: DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities; generally everything made since 2004 should work.
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows XP+
    • Processor: 2Ghz Core Intel 2 Duo or AMD equivalent
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities; with 1GB Memory
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.6+
    • Processor: SSE2 instruction set support.
    • Graphics: DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities; generally everything made since 2004 should work.
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.6+
    • Processor: 2Ghz Core Intel 2 Duo or AMD equivalent
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities; with 1GB Memory
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 10.10+
    • Processor: SSE2 instruction set support.
    • Graphics: DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities; generally everything made since 2004 should work.
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 10.10+
    • Processor: 2Ghz Core Intel 2 Duo or AMD equivalent
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities; with 1GB Memory
Customer reviews
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Overall:
Mostly Positive (515 reviews)
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geekworm
( 3.4 hrs on record )
Posted: June 29
Jesus, what to say? It is said that Jesus shed his blood for our sins. Well in this case it's not his blood that is flowing (or it's not supposed to anyway), but that of zombies - to "save their souls" - and chickens. And lots of it. Getting paid for it too, which is nice, because it allows the player to buy nice weapons and powerups, so they can cause even more gore to spread all over the screen. Very addictive game!
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CatDad500
( 4.8 hrs on record )
Posted: June 26
If this is 1 dollar buy it for laughs, otherwise move on.
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Traxadel
( 4.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 10
I a Christian but I don't care. This game rulz
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Bad_Weather
( 8.9 hrs on record )
Posted: June 6
Shameful grinding game.
This game is really funny for the first minutes, and you can even laugh a couple of times. Then you realise that you have farm 49 levels of frustration. There's no challange at all, every level is very easy, but also you might die a few times because of bad controls.
The final level is bugged: the boss has a too little vulnerability window due to poor animation, and you can land one or two punches every 10 sec; unfairly easy to dodge, but you can't kill him (about 1/4 life left when you're maxed) before the time runs out.
Watch the short movie instead of wasting your time here. Totally not worth more than 1 $.
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❂ Älesé Spring ❂
( 7.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 3
Extremely horrible controls.
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NimbleSquid
( 1.4 hrs on record )
Posted: April 9
Excellent Beat em up.

Pros:
- Comedy.
- RPG elements so you can upgrade your character.
- Quests to complete.
- Unlike Castle Crashers, you can attain all the achivements by yourself without needing 3 other friends.

Cons:
- No coop.

I hope if they make another FOJ game, they add coop support.
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Snake Plissken
( 5.1 hrs on record )
Posted: April 8
OK time for another review

Today I will be talkng about this game, I thought it was actually a Mexican Porno, but was sadden to the fact that you just killed people with yo fist

So let's talk about how you turn people's salty tears into wine, see you make them wine and they cry again

The driving is pretty realistic in this, almost a simulator of such that you need ot give way to the parting of the red sea (ie your mon's period, she gets angry when she's on heat)

So other than the fact this was based on a true story, the book seemed to be better

Anyways, thanks for reading and see you out there in DVD land


http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=662022223
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elhicks
( 4.1 hrs on record )
Posted: April 6
6/10
A decent beat 'em up with a silly story. Not amazing, but still good.
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grandfeatherix
( 1.6 hrs on record )
Posted: April 3
the English translation is not great, and it would have been much better co-op but it's still midly fun if you get it on sale, it still makes more sense than the bible at any rate lol
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
8.9 hrs on record
Posted: June 6
Shameful grinding game.
This game is really funny for the first minutes, and you can even laugh a couple of times. Then you realise that you have farm 49 levels of frustration. There's no challange at all, every level is very easy, but also you might die a few times because of bad controls.
The final level is bugged: the boss has a too little vulnerability window due to poor animation, and you can land one or two punches every 10 sec; unfairly easy to dodge, but you can't kill him (about 1/4 life left when you're maxed) before the time runs out.
Watch the short movie instead of wasting your time here. Totally not worth more than 1 $.
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
51 of 67 people (76%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
5.3 hrs on record
Posted: January 18, 2015
In Fist of Jesus you play as Jesus and Judas as they kill zombies, zombie romans & cowboys, exploding lepers, and an octopus. Designed for smart-phones and ported to PCs, this game is a failure. It's not the subject matter that bothers me (aside from my dislike of zombies), it's the fact that the Fist of Jesus is poorly-designed, broken, and just plain unfun.

This game is divided into numerous short stages. There's typically some goal you have to achieve, like killing a certain number of zombies and/or getting a high enough score. For the most part all you really need to do is shut your brain off and press buttons. Like any poor beatemup, Fist of Jesus tends to be a mashathon. The mechanics are incredibly sloppy; some of the worst I've seen in the genre. J&J can get hit as long as they're close and facing the enemy, nevermind if they're far above or below them.

Like any "good" Android/IOS game, Fist of Jesus has a lot of meaningless grinding. You can level up J&J's punching abilities and their health, but they don't make a difference. Enemies tend to do and take the same amount of damage regardless. Bonuses are awarded upon level-up, but they're incredibly minor like -5% damage from bosses and -5% speed of the divine punishment.

As the game progresses, you're actually expected to turn your brain back on for the "No-Hit" stages. Yes, a game that I just described as having "some of the worst (mechanics) I've seen in the genre" expects the player to complete stages without getting hit. I should've known this would happen. At first it's not actually that bad, since J & J have special abilities like fire and explosions to keep everyone away. However, the game decides this wasn't bullsshit* enough so they force divine punishments on you. Divine punishments are basically fatalities, once you stun an enemy (this is random) you can finish them off with a properly-timed button-press.

Let me explain the point where I quit the game:
One stage forced me to divinely punish seven gun-toting zombies without getting hit. I was shot by a zombie facing the wrong direction. It was the most absurd thing to ever happen to me in a game. Was this the magical bullet that traveled around the world to hit me in the back? It's as logical an explanation as any other.

So...yeah. This is a broken game that shouldn't be bothered with.



*Usually I'd just let the censors do their thing, but I hated this game so much.
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418 of 676 people (62%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: October 17, 2014
controller support is beyond abysmal
art is cute
looks like it might be fun if it was playable

speaking of playable, this POS wont run in 1080 in any graphics mode above good

this game isnt done

this game is 100% schlock value.

im not offended by the content, but the quality


finish this game. i want my 8 bucks back.
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77 of 113 people (68%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
2.9 hrs on record
Posted: January 11, 2015
Awful and cheap mobile port. Controls are horrible. Daily rewards just like in Farmville or games like that. This game is an impudence. Don't waste your money on this.
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49 of 68 people (72%) found this review helpful
31 people found this review funny
Recommended
5.5 hrs on record
Posted: September 28, 2015
Thanks to this game I'll never have to go to church ever again! Righteous!
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43 of 58 people (74%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
3.8 hrs on record
Posted: January 31, 2015
What Happens in iOS Should Remain in iOS! [KAMGUSTA's REVIEW]

Yes, this is another iOS port, so it was thought for touchscreens and mobile devices.
You can feel it by playing: bad collisions, sluggish movements, daily rewards, small gamefield.
I didn't really like the "Scribblenauts" feeling of the characters neither the Christian humour (if there is any).
I had some fun for half an hour, then... delete.

Best played with Joypad
Recommended Buy Price < 2$
Score 5/10
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47 of 65 people (72%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
3.4 hrs on record
Posted: November 17, 2015
The idea is pretty good, but the game does not deliver as it should. There are some funny elements if you are not a religious person, but I think it's not enough.

Pros
-Jesus
-Zombies
-Jesus and Zombies together

Cons
-No multiplayer, Coop or Local Coop (it should be a given in a game with little content as this)
-Gameplay is clunky (but very playable)

Definetly not worth 10 bucks. If you want to have it in your collection, .50-1 $ is about right
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76 of 116 people (66%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
3.8 hrs on record
Posted: November 29, 2014
I really wanted to give this game a thumbs up. I really did. I couldn't. The game is broken. Besides the fact that it is 40,000,000x louder than any game should ever be on start up (I should send them the bill for the ear bleed) The game crashes constantly. If you press the a button on the contoller too soon during a cut scene the game crashes. If you try to window out while the game is in a match it will crash, paused or not. The controls are needing serious work and the audio IS WAY TOO GOD #%&(! LOUD! I seriously suggest you wait till this is fixed or you are wasting your time and money. CRASH CRASH CRASH LOUD *&%!@^# CRASH.
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51 of 78 people (65%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: December 5, 2014
Even as a laugh, this game isn't competent enough at jokes, or even the English language, to catch a laugh.
At best, you might sit slack-jawed and confused for a few moments as you attempt to comprehend what you're looking at.

But honestly, this is just a bad game. Mediocre hit detection, weird pathing issues, and ultimately lackluster gameplay.
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75 of 121 people (62%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: November 8, 2014
Cute, but not as much fun as I'd hoped. I feel like it's a weak cash-in on irreverence towards religion. I'm all for that irreverence, but it's not enough to carry a game that otherwise wasn't very interesting or well-made.
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