Ooooookay. Yes. Hmmm. Ahe-he-hem...
I have no idea what this game is intended to be by the time it gets out of Early Access, but right now...well, let me just describe my experiences thus far. Oh, and like some other reviewers I've seen on the Store page, I'm yet to find a multi-player game to join - not that I've tried THAT hard - so the single-player game for me, thus far, has gone something like this:
First game...whoa, nice graphics and sound, super-spooky atmosphere. VERY impressed so far. Move through some corridors, read some spooky messages on walls ("Don't look at her", etc), have a peek in some rooms with seemingly nothing of note inside them and walk out onto a balcony...to run face-first into some creepy, possibly female apparition-y thing screaming in my face. Screen goes to black with a deep, "scary" male voice announcing "DEFEAT!" Oooookay. One game down, no idea what the ♥♥♥♥ is going on, but let's...try again, shall we?
Second game, same scenario, get as far as starting to move down the balcony steps this time...up comes zooming the same (?) spooky apparition, screaming at me again, and once again: "DEFEAT!" Hmmm...
Third game, get MUCH further this time. I have also in the meantime quickly checked the Steam page for clues, and discovered from a review that I am apparently supposed to find a camera and "defeat" the ghost by taking a photo of her. Sure enough, after successfully traversing the aforementioned stairs and making my suspense-filled way across the spacious entry hall, I enter some downstairs area called "The Depths". What this seems to equate to is an incredibly dark and eerie basement-like area filled with corridors and rooms, and what I presume is meant to be knee-deep WATER, but between the murky lighting and complete lack of any watery sound effects, I'm left a little unsure as to how correct my assumptions are. The good news, in any case, is that it isn't too long before I see some large-ish object seemingly hovering in mid-air in the corridor ahead, and lo and behold...a CAMERA it is! Now...how do I use this...ah, left click seems to create a sizeable "flash" effect. I guess it's time, then, for the hunted to become the hunter...
A corridor or two later, and...is that someone...or someTHING...yes, it's HER, plodding around the corner in suitably despondant head-hanging pose (I guess I wouldn't be terribly happy either, if I were a ghost)! I take my photo and...she comes screaming up the corridor and I hear the words "DEFEAT!" yet again, irrespective. Hmmm. Well, in all fairness, I think I did read something about taking the photo ONLY when she's up close and personal, so maybe next time I should wait until she screams and charges at me..?
Fourth game, goes quite similarly to the third, and sure enough, I hold my nerve long enough to not take my piccie until she's surely right upon me, and..."SUCCESS!" Roll credits.
Now...back in the menu, I can't see much of an option to choose any different maps, or modes, or ANYTHING really, so...I guess I've "beaten" the game already, have I? Or at least the single-player mode. In 18 minutes, apparently. Now, anyone who's read a review or two of mine before will know that I tend not to have ANY problem whatsoever with "short" games - favour them, if anything - but considering my victory game was well under ten minutes long, isn't that kinda taking the piss?! Is there a considerable amount more to the multi-player game, or...is that really all there is?
I'm gonna err on the side of caution, and kindness, and give this one a thumbs-up. I'm going to do this because:
A. It's spooky as all buggery...
B. I dig it a darn sight more than Damned (the fact that I can actually PLAY the ♥♥♥♥ing thing is a good start)...
...and C. I'm assuming that there's a lot more new content (maps, etc) in the pipeline. Let's hope I don't turn out to be WRONG on this latter account, or else that $11.99 pricetag is gonna look even more foolish than it does now. For the time being, I would only suggest purchase during a MEGA-sale, or by bidding a lowly number of "gems" in a Steam auction like I did (which is mostly the same thing). The potential for something very nearly GREAT is definitely here, though...let's hope they don't ♥♥♥♥ this one up like so many before them...
Verdict: 6.5/10 (subject to change with future developments and what-not).