Well... I got myself a good find here.
Fun, explosive, nostagic, Contra-style gameplay. Jumping and shooting dying from a single hit. I might put that last one in the "Con's" category, but it makes things... authentic, shall we say. Check.
Almost Entirely destructible enviroment. If your careful, you can just move to the bottom of the level and just tunnel through it until you reach the end. Then you have to figure out how to go up... Honestly, that would be boring. There's no enemies to worry about down there... Anyway though, Check. (Honestly though, burrowing was the only way I could beat the robot boss on hard. I... sorry. Don't want to spoil that.)
Fun and witty (Okay, not excatly witty, but certainly fun) characters and story. From the enemies screaming in high-pitched voices of fear,"BROFORCE! BROFORCE" to the bald Eagle perched on your truck, to the "interrogation" scene (those are sarcasn quotes by the way. It got quite a laugh out of me) to even the credits, the game refuses to take itself seriously to almost the same level as Borderlands. That's a check.
All the playable characters feel so wonderfully overpowered. Each one not only has a unique weapon, but a unique grenade. An RC car that detonates on command. Using a Minigun to jump and deal a massively destructive ground pound upon landing. Tossing a flare to call for a missle strike on the area. So Overpowered. Oh, so wonderfully, explosively overpowered. Check-a-roo.
But at the same time, that sheer amount of combat power doesn't keep you from dying. Check, check, and double-check.
All for the low, low price of... what was that again? Oh yeah: FREE.
I'm going to be honest, There is one big con to this game. It will probably take less than two hours of playtime to beat it on both Normal and Hard difficulty, but it was a great two hours. Of course, that's not exactly unexpected. It's basically a promo for Expendables 3 meets Broforce, but instead of just watching explosions on your TV and thinking,"Hmm, this appears as though it will be a fine movie. Jeeves! Ready the car, would you. I believe I'm going out tonight. Indeed." you get to shoot/stab/dismember/explode/drop-to-their-death/punch enemies and yell,"THIS IS THE GREATEST TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE!!!! DANG IT!!!! WHY IS THAT BUZZ SAW THERE!!!! SUCK GRENADE!!!! BOO-YAH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Sound pretty good for free.