Birds murdered your Pa! His final wishes are for vengeance. Take your Pa's rifle and kill as many birds as you can to avenge his death. Battle a variety of enemies and bosses on your quest to kill the bird that murdered your Pa.
User reviews: Very Positive (171 reviews)
Release Date: Feb 8, 2011
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“shockingly it’s a lot of fun”
Indie Gamer Chick

“would recommend Bird Assassin to everyone except PETA board members”
Horrible Night

About This Game

Birds murdered your Pa! His final wishes are for vengeance. Take your Pa's rifle and kill as many birds as you can to avenge his death. Battle a variety of enemies and bosses on your quest to kill the bird that murdered your Pa.

Game Features:
  • 3 levels of difficulty (Easy, Normal, and Hard)
  • Boss levels and more!
  • Player Upgrades (purchase weapons and gear)
  • Save game progress

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7
    • Processor: 2.4 Ghz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Hard Drive: 200 MB available space
Helpful customer reviews
63 of 85 people (74%) found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: August 27, 2014
Spent 2$ for this game. Worth it. Beat in 20 mins. Happy. Probably never play it again.
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62 of 93 people (67%) found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: November 15, 2014
Great game, teaches children to always care about animals. 10/10 Used this for my Kindergarten class.
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27 of 35 people (77%) found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: August 27, 2014
Absolutely worth the two dollars. Short, silly, and fun.
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19 of 21 people (90%) found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: November 13, 2014
The story is simple: Your daddy is killed by a bird. You avenge your daddy.
This game is short, but really awesome! Reach your car by shooting your way to it. Watch out for the walking/flying bird though, they can kill you too!
It's an easy game, it's almost impossible to die, but also almost impossible to finish a level without getting any damage.
After some levels, you get a mini-boss, well... mini isn't the best word, I'd prefer HUGE boss. You'll get the joke when you play it.

I would call it an AAA-game, but since that a cheap game like this one can't be AAA, I'll just call it a AA-game. It's only 2,99 euros and completely worth it.

Killing birds is the only thing you have to do. After each level, you go shopping with the money you got for selling the dead birds. You start off with a simple hunting rifle and near the end of the game, you become invincible with your hunting minigun, that's right, a freakin' minigun. It's gets even better! There is no reload and infinite ammo!

This game is great for when you got bored playing your 'daily'-game and need some relaxation. Personally I had a lot of fun in this game, too bad it will only take you around 1-1.5 hours to finish.


Pros
- Kill birds!
- Awesome weapons
- Funny aspects (like the bosses)
- mini-games

Cons
- Game is too short
- Almost impossible to die
- Bad story-line (don't judge)


Rating
7/10
would play again.

Recommended?
Yes, I recommend it. It's cheap and it makes you smile. Eventhough it's small, it's fun. Tips for the developers: Make an 'endless'-mode, just as it says: Running endlessly until you die, with maybe a leaderboard.
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17 of 19 people (89%) found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record
Posted: August 28, 2014
I loved this game ever since it's release on the xbox live indie game market and I was glad to see it on steam so I instantly bought it. It took me 50 minutes to beat this game and I bought every upgrade in that time. This game isn't meant to impress it is surely made for entertainment and some laughs for a whole two dollars.
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14 of 19 people (74%) found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 28, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn0r7lj_5Oc&index=3&list=PLTj9drPC92M2iXZVy0bCpf02SUE8zLaKG

Caution: this video is not for the faint of feather or the weak of
wing!

Seeped in backwoods, and hillybilly atmosphere, Bird Assassin is a
thrilling emotional roller-coaster that follows the heart-wrenching
tale of a poor innocent man seeking revenge for the death of his
father....death by fowl play!

Our emotionally scarred, mourning hero seeks to kill two birds not
with one stone, but with an automatic rifle!

This game walks the line of insulting itself, and it does it very
well. It is a fun, simple satisfying experience. Beware of dynamite
ducks as your blow your way through lines of avian assassins. A
funny, entertaining experience that I can happily recommend.

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10 of 12 people (83%) found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record
Posted: November 25, 2014
Destroy the Avian menace for a Dollar, great fun.
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28 of 48 people (58%) found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: August 27, 2014
Thanks to this game, I now feel confident that I can speak with people in Alabama without missing a beat!

Thanks, Bird Assassin!
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record
Posted: January 24
Hunting out of season is what I do.
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6 of 8 people (75%) found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: November 24, 2014
wow. from the time i bought it, downloaded it, and played it from start to finish, NOT EVEN AN HOUR WENT BY. just, wow. funny game, stupid concept, VERY short "story", and i don't really know if it was worth the $0.99 spent on it. i'll "recommend" it, but your choice based on this review..
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6 of 9 people (67%) found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 29, 2014
10/10 great gift for PETA members
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record
Posted: November 25, 2014
never had so much fun with only 1$
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: January 13
How does this have so many positive reviews?? Its just plain awful. Its even more shallow and reptitive than the videos would suggest. There are easily hundreds of free flash games that are very similar to this but infinitely better all over the internet.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record
Posted: January 15
American Redneck Simulator 2011.
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: November 25, 2014
not the best game on here but for .99 cents its not bad, and as a duck hunter myself i find it funny as hell lol

7/10
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: November 24, 2014
this is one of the most redneckish games i've ever played
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: September 5, 2014
Playing this game made my neighbour complain about the noise. Apparently she does not understand the fine art of avian slaughter.

10/10. Would annoy her again.
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4 of 6 people (67%) found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 29, 2014
Lmao.
You shoot birds. Get Paid. Buy guns. Shoot more birds. Get paid.

Upgrade.

Kill birds... yeah. Slaughter all the birds possible. Best two dollars spent ever.
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5 of 8 people (63%) found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: November 15, 2014
Silly game, but it's suprisingly very enjoyable. For it's price, this sucka was worth it. Deserves "bad ♥♥♥ game of the year" award.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: November 25, 2014
Every bit as dumb as you think is it, really short, pretty easy, and yet a fun game that I don't regret playing.
I got it for free, whether you think it's worth buying will depend how much you think 90 minutes of simple dumb hilarity is worth to you.
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