Birds murdered your Pa! His final wishes are for vengeance. Take your Pa's rifle and kill as many birds as you can to avenge his death. Battle a variety of enemies and bosses on your quest to kill the bird that murdered your Pa.
User reviews: Very Positive (76 reviews)
Release Date: Feb 8, 2011
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“shockingly it’s a lot of fun”
Indie Gamer Chick

“would recommend Bird Assassin to everyone except PETA board members”
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About This Game

Birds murdered your Pa! His final wishes are for vengeance. Take your Pa's rifle and kill as many birds as you can to avenge his death. Battle a variety of enemies and bosses on your quest to kill the bird that murdered your Pa.

Game Features:
  • 3 levels of difficulty (Easy, Normal, and Hard)
  • Boss levels and more!
  • Player Upgrades (purchase weapons and gear)
  • Save game progress

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7
    • Processor: 2.4 Ghz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Hard Drive: 200 MB available space
Helpful customer reviews
3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: November 15
Great game, teaches children to always care about animals. 10/10 Used this for my Kindergarten class.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: November 15
Silly game, but it's suprisingly very enjoyable. For it's price, this sucka was worth it. Deserves "bad ♥♥♥ game of the year" award.
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: November 13
The story is simple: Your daddy is killed by a bird. You avenge your daddy.
This game is short, but really awesome! Reach your car by shooting your way to it. Watch out for the walking/flying bird though, they can kill you too!
It's an easy game, it's almost impossible to die, but also almost impossible to finish a level without getting any damage.
After some levels, you get a mini-boss, well... mini isn't the best word, I'd prefer HUGE boss. You'll get the joke when you play it.

I would call it an AAA-game, but since that a cheap game like this one can't be AAA, I'll just call it a AA-game. It's only 2,99 euros and completely worth it.

Killing birds is the only thing you have to do. After each level, you go shopping with the money you got for selling the dead birds. You start off with a simple hunting rifle and near the end of the game, you become invincible with your hunting minigun, that's right, a freakin' minigun. It's gets even better! There is no reload and infinite ammo!

This game is great for when you got bored playing your 'daily'-game and need some relaxation. Personally I had a lot of fun in this game, too bad it will only take you around 1-1.5 hours to finish.


Pros
- Kill birds!
- Awesome weapons
- Funny aspects (like the bosses)
- mini-games

Cons
- Game is too short
- Almost impossible to die
- Bad story-line (don't judge)


Rating
7/10
would play again.

Recommended?
Yes, I recommend it. It's cheap and it makes you smile. Eventhough it's small, it's fun. Tips for the developers: Make an 'endless'-mode, just as it says: Running endlessly until you die, with maybe a leaderboard.
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0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful
1.7 hrs on record
Posted: November 11
i really loved this game and everything about, exept maybe the birds and i would recommend anyone who hates birds or loves duckhunt to buy this game
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0 of 2 people (0%) found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
Posted: November 12
…well, this was certainly something.
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0 of 2 people (0%) found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: November 11
A very nice game. Maybe a little short but very pleasant! I hope in a "big" update ^-^ THE ONLY GOOD BIRD IS A DEAD BIRD!
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1.4 hrs on record
Posted: November 19
it is the Weirdist game i have ever played in my intire life.
i completed the game in just over an hour and bought everything in the store
the voices from the characters are funny but could be better, the scenes are funny but not that many. It is a Gore Shoot em up game with a touch of comedy.
One of the major Problems i faced was i could take a screen shot through out the whole game, and only at the end itwould let me when it said "THE END".

But it was Funny and kept me occupied for an hour. if i would add or change anything it would be that more items in the store and more levels.

So i'm giving it a 4/10

(the only reason why i recommended it was because itwas funny)
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58 of 77 people (75%) found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: August 27
Spent 2$ for this game. Worth it. Beat in 20 mins. Happy. Probably never play it again.
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25 of 32 people (78%) found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: August 27
Absolutely worth the two dollars. Short, silly, and fun.
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17 of 18 people (94%) found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: August 28
I loved this game ever since it's release on the xbox live indie game market and I was glad to see it on steam so I instantly bought it. It took me 50 minutes to beat this game and I bought every upgrade in that time. This game isn't meant to impress it is surely made for entertainment and some laughs for a whole two dollars.
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14 of 18 people (78%) found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn0r7lj_5Oc&index=3&list=PLTj9drPC92M2iXZVy0bCpf02SUE8zLaKG

Caution: this video is not for the faint of feather or the weak of
wing!

Seeped in backwoods, and hillybilly atmosphere, Bird Assassin is a
thrilling emotional roller-coaster that follows the heart-wrenching
tale of a poor innocent man seeking revenge for the death of his
father....death by fowl play!

Our emotionally scarred, mourning hero seeks to kill two birds not
with one stone, but with an automatic rifle!

This game walks the line of insulting itself, and it does it very
well. It is a fun, simple satisfying experience. Beware of dynamite
ducks as your blow your way through lines of avian assassins. A
funny, entertaining experience that I can happily recommend.

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27 of 46 people (59%) found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: August 27
Thanks to this game, I now feel confident that I can speak with people in Alabama without missing a beat!

Thanks, Bird Assassin!
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: October 4
I enjoyed the 1 hour it took me to finish Bird Assassin, I probably wouldn't play it again but it's fun for a laugh.
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 29
Lmao.
You shoot birds. Get Paid. Buy guns. Shoot more birds. Get paid.

Upgrade.

Kill birds... yeah. Slaughter all the birds possible. Best two dollars spent ever.
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: September 1
awesome game for two bucks, short simple, funny
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4 of 6 people (67%) found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 29
10/10 great gift for PETA members
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7 of 12 people (58%) found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record
Posted: August 28
If it flies, it dies. 10/10
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: September 15
It's your average day in Alabama when suddenly an Ostrich shoots your Pa in the head with a Revolver. You embark on a 2D sidescrolling quest to kill every darn bird you see across 3 Difficulty Modes, and finally avenge your Pa by popping a cap in that Ostriches ♥♥♥.

There are 7 Guns, 2 Armor Upgrades, 2 Bullets per Second Upgrades, 3 Miscellaneous Upgrades, and a Health Jug to replenish health during missions. Those are all the upgrades/items in the game. All the weapons are fun IMO.

It will take less than an hour to beat the game, but this game is amazing fun for $2. I definitely recommend this. I often find myself coming back to it for a run or two, as I got this in the Indie Royal Jubilee Bundle quite a while ago.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: September 22
Awesome game ! Simple, Silly. Short.

Can't go wrong with this. Should have Achievements (25 to 50 of them) and Trading Cards, though.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: August 29
Recommended.
Crazy shoot-that-bird game. Easy controls. Highly addictive.
Good for having just 15 mins of addrenaline dump, between "serious" games.
Funny and frenzy.
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