Birds murdered your Pa! His final wishes are for vengeance. Take your Pa's rifle and kill as many birds as you can to avenge his death. Battle a variety of enemies and bosses on your quest to kill the bird that murdered your Pa.
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Positive (17 reviews) - 88% of the 17 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (266 reviews) - 87% of the 266 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Feb 8, 2011

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“shockingly it’s a lot of fun”
Indie Gamer Chick

“would recommend Bird Assassin to everyone except PETA board members”
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About This Game

Birds murdered your Pa! His final wishes are for vengeance. Take your Pa's rifle and kill as many birds as you can to avenge his death. Battle a variety of enemies and bosses on your quest to kill the bird that murdered your Pa.

Game Features:
  • 3 levels of difficulty (Easy, Normal, and Hard)
  • Boss levels and more!
  • Player Upgrades (purchase weapons and gear)
  • Save game progress

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7
    • Processor: 2.4 Ghz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
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Foo Fighter
( 1.5 hrs on record )
Posted: April 24
Whats not to like about this game, you never get bored, weapons are awesome and it even has suicide bombers.
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SamiSha #Awayfor2Months
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: April 21
Weirdest 50 cents I ever spent in my life.

Here is a fun fact btw:

An Ostrich eye is bigger than it's brain.
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Denq Toylet
( 0.9 hrs on record )
Posted: April 10
Although it's a very chill and fun game to pass time, it has one main issue witch can be a bit annoying which is not being able to switch between weapons. I bought the last weapon and just because I had the extra cash i decided to buy one of the first which got auto-equipped, now I can't equip the minigun again, only flaw I managed to find. I recommend it overall.
8/10
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Sakul-san
( 1.4 hrs on record )
Posted: April 10
A Suprisingly fun game about revenging your fathers death caused by a ostrich... wait what the ****
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0v3r cl0ck3d
( 0.3 hrs on record )
Posted: April 3
Ingredients

1 duck (or chicken) breast, fat trimmed
1/2 teaspoon Chinese five-spice powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 teaspoon olive oil
1/2 pound whole-wheat pizza dough
3 tablespoons hoisin sauce
1 cup baby spinach, chopped
1/2 cup shredded part-skim mozzarella
1/2 red bell pepper, cored, seeded and diced
4 scallions, thinly sliced
2 tablespoons black sesame seeds

Preparation

Heat oven to 400°F. Sprinkle duck with five-spice powder, salt and pepper. Heat oil in a medium skillet over high heat. Cook duck until browned, 4 to 5 minutes per side. Transfer skillet to oven; bake duck until outside is cooked but inside is rare, 8 to 10 minutes. Cool 4 to 5 minutes. Thinly slice on the diagonal into 8 pieces, then cut each in half. Set aside. Form dough into 8 even balls, then flatten to form 3-inch disks and place on an ungreased baking sheet. Spread hoisin sauce on crusts with a pastry brush. Top with spinach, cheese, bell pepper and duck. Bake until cheese is melted and bubbly, 20 to 25 minutes. Remove and garnish with scallions and sesame seeds.
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Blcksht
( 0.5 hrs on record )
Posted: March 28
BEST.GAME.EVER
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2Kaccbuyer
( 0.4 hrs on record )
Posted: March 27
All the motha♥♥♥♥as who hate Birds Kappa
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Bant
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: March 26
Terrible game do not buy
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FromIwoJima
( 2.6 hrs on record )
Posted: March 22
Short but fun to play.
Price is ok.
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Dikke Teen
( 0.6 hrs on record )
Posted: February 24
It's good.
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lexilogo
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: February 20
I got this game gifted to me, so don't judge my game tastes for owning this, okay?

Anyway, this game isn't very good. I'm sorry.

It's super cheap, but to be quite frank it'd be judged as a bad flash game, let alone a game for an actual, you know, price. I'm not demanding that much from the game, my problem is simply that the gameplay feels unsatisfying. I got pretty much no joy from platforming and holding the shoot button. If you do, I guess this game would be great.

However, the gameplay feels so bland and unsatisfying as well as boring I really can't understand why it's worth a pricetag.

Don't get me wrong, I can understand why people can ironically enjoy this game, and I did to an extent, but the gameplay isn't refined enough for me to decide it's pricetag is justified. If massacaring thousands of birds felt satisfying, I'd be able to reccommend this game. Instead, every single gun you buy is a slightly more impressive peashooter, and you hold D+M1, occasionally jump, and aim at birds.

There's a very clear ironic comedy to this game that I can very much see, but the gameplay isn't engaging enough for me to reccommend it. The story certainly has the "So bad it's good" charm the game's going for, but the gameplay needs to be fun, (Or also be so bad it's good) and sadly it isn't in this case.
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kelseyr713
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: January 3
Bird Assassin pits you, a stereotypical redneck, against an evil ostrich who killed your dad. All the birds in the area want to kill you now. This is a pretty short arcade shooter with not a lot of depth. I beat the entire campaign in an hour (albeit on the easy difficulty level). There's not a lot to upgrade either - I had way more money than there were things to buy.
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Kakashisensei666
( 3.1 hrs on record )
Posted: January 3
This is the game of the universe... If u put this on a disc and send it with a satellite... The aliens will come here... Shake hands with everyone and kill themselfs....

Anyway... This is like the half life... not hard but sort :) Birds like nerds... Who has mental problems.... :D

The voice is like the villagers 100 years ago... 100% peasant... :)

On sale is a good grab but atleast should have one achivement for finishing this game :)

Atleast the birds dont s h i t on you... (pigeons... )
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Jordy
( 1.3 hrs on record )
Posted: January 1
LOL, that was fun!!
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CaptainCardsworth
( 1.2 hrs on record )
Posted: December 28, 2015
Why is there no "Meh" button. It's neither good nor bad. It's just average.

It's Fun if you're looking to kill a little bit of time. Feels more like a Flash game you'd find online than a game you have to buy though. Don't pay more than a $1 for it.

The "story" is that your dad (pa) is killed by an ostrich and you go on a murderous rampage to avenge his death.

Repetitive gameplay but fun atmosphere. You collect money for each bird you kill and can pick up coins for bonus money. Use the money to buy upgrades that you'll need as birds become more numerous as you go.

Not a hard game, but not "super" easy either. Worth a buck, but only takes an hour or so to complete the game (less if you're good and don't die).
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Nebbs
( 1.2 hrs on record )
Posted: December 17, 2015
It had birds in it 10/10
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fenners
( 0.1 hrs on record )
Posted: December 12, 2015
Screen scrolls right. You move around. You shoot ducks/birds. You jump over rocks/obstacles. Birds try to kill you. Duck Hunt meets Metal Slug meets Rednecks.

As ridiculous as it sounds, as insulting to rednecks as you can imagine, and yet I still had fun with this, especially when the developer plays with the formula. It won't change your life, it won't last long, but it's ridiculous in a good way.
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CallyyllaC
( 1.6 hrs on record )
Posted: December 9, 2015
I'm suprised I havnt reviewed this before, I bought this on both xbox back in the day, and again on pc a few months ago. You can complete the game in about an hour, not too long, but ♥♥♥♥ing hell is this game ♥♥♥♥tastically epic! that is all. 10672 / 10
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iiisticks
( 1.6 hrs on record )
Posted: December 9, 2015
very short but verry sweet
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ErRoR-_-4o4
( 1.8 hrs on record )
Posted: December 6, 2015
Easy game but so much fun :)

When you just want to sit down and do something quick to kill time, kill some more birds and get more guns to do it faster LOL
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: April 21
Weirdest 50 cents I ever spent in my life.

Here is a fun fact btw:

An Ostrich eye is bigger than it's brain.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: April 24
Whats not to like about this game, you never get bored, weapons are awesome and it even has suicide bombers.
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: April 10
A Suprisingly fun game about revenging your fathers death caused by a ostrich... wait what the ****
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 90 days
3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
Recommended
2.6 hrs on record
Posted: March 22
Short but fun to play.
Price is ok.
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1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: April 3
Ingredients

1 duck (or chicken) breast, fat trimmed
1/2 teaspoon Chinese five-spice powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 teaspoon olive oil
1/2 pound whole-wheat pizza dough
3 tablespoons hoisin sauce
1 cup baby spinach, chopped
1/2 cup shredded part-skim mozzarella
1/2 red bell pepper, cored, seeded and diced
4 scallions, thinly sliced
2 tablespoons black sesame seeds

Preparation

Heat oven to 400°F. Sprinkle duck with five-spice powder, salt and pepper. Heat oil in a medium skillet over high heat. Cook duck until browned, 4 to 5 minutes per side. Transfer skillet to oven; bake duck until outside is cooked but inside is rare, 8 to 10 minutes. Cool 4 to 5 minutes. Thinly slice on the diagonal into 8 pieces, then cut each in half. Set aside. Form dough into 8 even balls, then flatten to form 3-inch disks and place on an ungreased baking sheet. Spread hoisin sauce on crusts with a pastry brush. Top with spinach, cheese, bell pepper and duck. Bake until cheese is melted and bubbly, 20 to 25 minutes. Remove and garnish with scallions and sesame seeds.
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1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: March 28
BEST.GAME.EVER
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 180 days
11 of 13 people (85%) found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: November 28, 2015
Story:
Your dad gets killed by aggressive chickens, now it's your job to take revenge!

Weapons:
Everything you can imagine. From small hunting rifles up to ak's, shotguns or a minigun.

Difficulty:
It gets harder from time to time, definetely not boring.

9/10
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
65 of 88 people (74%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: August 27, 2014
Spent 2$ for this game. Worth it. Beat in 20 mins. Happy. Probably never play it again.
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77 of 111 people (69%) found this review helpful
26 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.9 hrs on record
Posted: November 15, 2014
Great game, teaches children to always care about animals. 10/10 Used this for my Kindergarten class.
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30 of 38 people (79%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: August 27, 2014
Absolutely worth the two dollars. Short, silly, and fun.
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23 of 26 people (88%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: November 13, 2014
The story is simple: Your daddy is killed by a bird. You avenge your daddy.
This game is short, but really awesome! Reach your car by shooting your way to it. Watch out for the walking/flying bird though, they can kill you too!
It's an easy game, it's almost impossible to die, but also almost impossible to finish a level without getting any damage.
After some levels, you get a mini-boss, well... mini isn't the best word, I'd prefer HUGE boss. You'll get the joke when you play it.

I would call it an AAA-game, but since that a cheap game like this one can't be AAA, I'll just call it a AA-game. It's only 2,99 euros and completely worth it.

Killing birds is the only thing you have to do. After each level, you go shopping with the money you got for selling the dead birds. You start off with a simple hunting rifle and near the end of the game, you become invincible with your hunting minigun, that's right, a freakin' minigun. It's gets even better! There is no reload and infinite ammo!

This game is great for when you got bored playing your 'daily'-game and need some relaxation. Personally I had a lot of fun in this game, too bad it will only take you around 1-1.5 hours to finish.


Pros
- Kill birds!
- Awesome weapons
- Funny aspects (like the bosses)
- mini-games

Cons
- Game is too short
- Almost impossible to die
- Bad story-line (don't judge)


Rating
7/10
would play again.

Recommended?
Yes, I recommend it. It's cheap and it makes you smile. Eventhough it's small, it's fun. Tips for the developers: Make an 'endless'-mode, just as it says: Running endlessly until you die, with maybe a leaderboard.
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18 of 20 people (90%) found this review helpful
Recommended
2.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 28, 2014
I loved this game ever since it's release on the xbox live indie game market and I was glad to see it on steam so I instantly bought it. It took me 50 minutes to beat this game and I bought every upgrade in that time. This game isn't meant to impress it is surely made for entertainment and some laughs for a whole two dollars.
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18 of 23 people (78%) found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: April 3, 2015
Still better and far more realistic hunting game than Cabela’s® hunting games Serie.
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10 of 11 people (91%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: September 30, 2015
here is 5min of gameplay (i have a full run on my channel)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCO2bYTe3CE

This game will make you chuckle at parts though its not overly hard.
Game play consists of avoiding obstacles and clicking birds to shoot them (you can hold the button down for continuous shots).
Most will fly by in the air and will dive bomb you when close though some carry dynamite that will hit you if you let them explode near you.
Most of the ground birds don't pose much of threat until you shoot them or if they have dynamite though the ground is litter with thorns and bear traps.
Each level has a mini game with 3 variations shooting a flock with a mini-gun, shooting cans, or collecting coins.
There are only really 3 bosses, running for your life, the big chicken, and the final fight with the gun packing ostrich.
As you kill birds, collect coins, and collect mushrooms you'll get money to buy guns, and upgrades at the gun*mart.
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11 of 13 people (85%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.9 hrs on record
Posted: November 25, 2014
Destroy the Avian menace for a Dollar, great fun.
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19 of 29 people (66%) found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: August 19, 2015
I highly recommend this well crafted master piece. It blew my mind, and changed my life.

Awesome Game, Alot of fun for a low price.
Reasons to purchase this game:
Complicated game mechanics, Takes years to master.
Inspiring game characters, Really made me reflect upon myself as a humanbeing, and gave my life a greater meaning.
Extremely well designed story. Tons of emotional twists, the character development is INSANE!

10/10

Reasons not to purchase this game:
It sucks ♥♥♥♥♥.
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15 of 22 people (68%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 28, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn0r7lj_5Oc&index=3&list=PLTj9drPC92M2iXZVy0bCpf02SUE8zLaKG

Caution: this video is not for the faint of feather or the weak of
wing!

Seeped in backwoods, and hillybilly atmosphere, Bird Assassin is a
thrilling emotional roller-coaster that follows the heart-wrenching
tale of a poor innocent man seeking revenge for the death of his
father....death by fowl play!

Our emotionally scarred, mourning hero seeks to kill two birds not
with one stone, but with an automatic rifle!

This game walks the line of insulting itself, and it does it very
well. It is a fun, simple satisfying experience. Beware of dynamite
ducks as your blow your way through lines of avian assassins. A
funny, entertaining experience that I can happily recommend.

Thanks for your viewership and support for more videos check click here.

http://www.youtube.com/user/SocioPyscho
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9 of 11 people (82%) found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.6 hrs on record
Posted: January 15, 2015
American Redneck Simulator 2011.
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29 of 49 people (59%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: August 27, 2014
Thanks to this game, I now feel confident that I can speak with people in Alabama without missing a beat!

Thanks, Bird Assassin!
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
4.0 hrs on record
Posted: November 25, 2014
never had so much fun with only 1$
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