Birds murdered your Pa! His final wishes are for vengeance. Take your Pa's rifle and kill as many birds as you can to avenge his death. Battle a variety of enemies and bosses on your quest to kill the bird that murdered your Pa.
User reviews: Very Positive (155 reviews)
Release Date: Feb 8, 2011
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“shockingly it’s a lot of fun”
Indie Gamer Chick

“would recommend Bird Assassin to everyone except PETA board members”
Horrible Night

About This Game

Birds murdered your Pa! His final wishes are for vengeance. Take your Pa's rifle and kill as many birds as you can to avenge his death. Battle a variety of enemies and bosses on your quest to kill the bird that murdered your Pa.

Game Features:
  • 3 levels of difficulty (Easy, Normal, and Hard)
  • Boss levels and more!
  • Player Upgrades (purchase weapons and gear)
  • Save game progress

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7
    • Processor: 2.4 Ghz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Hard Drive: 200 MB available space
Helpful customer reviews
59 of 80 people (74%) found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: August 27
Spent 2$ for this game. Worth it. Beat in 20 mins. Happy. Probably never play it again.
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59 of 87 people (68%) found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: November 15
Great game, teaches children to always care about animals. 10/10 Used this for my Kindergarten class.
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26 of 34 people (76%) found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: August 27
Absolutely worth the two dollars. Short, silly, and fun.
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18 of 20 people (90%) found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: November 13
The story is simple: Your daddy is killed by a bird. You avenge your daddy.
This game is short, but really awesome! Reach your car by shooting your way to it. Watch out for the walking/flying bird though, they can kill you too!
It's an easy game, it's almost impossible to die, but also almost impossible to finish a level without getting any damage.
After some levels, you get a mini-boss, well... mini isn't the best word, I'd prefer HUGE boss. You'll get the joke when you play it.

I would call it an AAA-game, but since that a cheap game like this one can't be AAA, I'll just call it a AA-game. It's only 2,99 euros and completely worth it.

Killing birds is the only thing you have to do. After each level, you go shopping with the money you got for selling the dead birds. You start off with a simple hunting rifle and near the end of the game, you become invincible with your hunting minigun, that's right, a freakin' minigun. It's gets even better! There is no reload and infinite ammo!

This game is great for when you got bored playing your 'daily'-game and need some relaxation. Personally I had a lot of fun in this game, too bad it will only take you around 1-1.5 hours to finish.


Pros
- Kill birds!
- Awesome weapons
- Funny aspects (like the bosses)
- mini-games

Cons
- Game is too short
- Almost impossible to die
- Bad story-line (don't judge)


Rating
7/10
would play again.

Recommended?
Yes, I recommend it. It's cheap and it makes you smile. Eventhough it's small, it's fun. Tips for the developers: Make an 'endless'-mode, just as it says: Running endlessly until you die, with maybe a leaderboard.
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17 of 19 people (89%) found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record
Posted: August 28
I loved this game ever since it's release on the xbox live indie game market and I was glad to see it on steam so I instantly bought it. It took me 50 minutes to beat this game and I bought every upgrade in that time. This game isn't meant to impress it is surely made for entertainment and some laughs for a whole two dollars.
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14 of 19 people (74%) found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn0r7lj_5Oc&index=3&list=PLTj9drPC92M2iXZVy0bCpf02SUE8zLaKG

Caution: this video is not for the faint of feather or the weak of
wing!

Seeped in backwoods, and hillybilly atmosphere, Bird Assassin is a
thrilling emotional roller-coaster that follows the heart-wrenching
tale of a poor innocent man seeking revenge for the death of his
father....death by fowl play!

Our emotionally scarred, mourning hero seeks to kill two birds not
with one stone, but with an automatic rifle!

This game walks the line of insulting itself, and it does it very
well. It is a fun, simple satisfying experience. Beware of dynamite
ducks as your blow your way through lines of avian assassins. A
funny, entertaining experience that I can happily recommend.

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9 of 11 people (82%) found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record
Posted: November 25
Destroy the Avian menace for a Dollar, great fun.
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28 of 48 people (58%) found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: August 27
Thanks to this game, I now feel confident that I can speak with people in Alabama without missing a beat!

Thanks, Bird Assassin!
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6 of 8 people (75%) found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: November 24
wow. from the time i bought it, downloaded it, and played it from start to finish, NOT EVEN AN HOUR WENT BY. just, wow. funny game, stupid concept, VERY short "story", and i don't really know if it was worth the $0.99 spent on it. i'll "recommend" it, but your choice based on this review..
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6 of 9 people (67%) found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 29
10/10 great gift for PETA members
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8 of 13 people (62%) found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: September 23
I´m not a person that easily damns things like movies, video games and so on as a "waste of time" and I knew this one was going to be stupid, short fun but for ♥♥♥♥´s sake, "Bird Assassin" really is nothing more than a complete and utter waste of time and brain cells with highly repetitive, boring gameplay, an awful excuse for a soundtrack and, worst of all, it even lacks in any kind of comedy, no bird puns, no funny or clever dialogue, NOTHING!
The style is kinda neat, the upgrades are crafted fairly well but in a time where you can play endless hours of flashgame fun for free, try demos of new games and get high-quality games as gifts for free, there is NO excuse in charging money for this piece of crap. 55 minutes in which I could´ve gone outside chasing pigeons are gone now, and trust me, chasing pigeons is just a lame excuse for what other useless bird-related acitivities you could do in the time of "Bird Assassin", that would all´ve been better, more useful and way more fun. 2/10
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: November 25
never had so much fun with only 1$
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: November 25
not the best game on here but for .99 cents its not bad, and as a duck hunter myself i find it funny as hell lol

7/10
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: September 5
Playing this game made my neighbour complain about the noise. Apparently she does not understand the fine art of avian slaughter.

10/10. Would annoy her again.
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4 of 6 people (67%) found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 29
Lmao.
You shoot birds. Get Paid. Buy guns. Shoot more birds. Get paid.

Upgrade.

Kill birds... yeah. Slaughter all the birds possible. Best two dollars spent ever.
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5 of 8 people (63%) found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: November 15
Silly game, but it's suprisingly very enjoyable. For it's price, this sucka was worth it. Deserves "bad ♥♥♥ game of the year" award.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: November 27
Some of the birds are terrorists - Suicide bombers!
Not bad for 0,99€.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: November 25
Every bit as dumb as you think is it, really short, pretty easy, and yet a fun game that I don't regret playing.
I got it for free, whether you think it's worth buying will depend how much you think 90 minutes of simple dumb hilarity is worth to you.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record
Posted: December 4
Fairly Short, simple graphics, no real replay value. In general, it feels like a flash game. But I still enjoyed it, so . . .
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: December 12
Almost every game I have ever bought and enjoyed on Steam seems to get some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or other complaining that it's "too short" and/or "too easy". Well, this game is pretty much BOTH. It's also $1.99, LESS if you buy it on sale, so what the ♥♥♥♥ are you expecting for your hard-earned pittance? If video games were sex workers, this would be a twenty-dollar street urchin with no teeth and breath far worse than your dog's after he's finished licking himself clean, but hey...you're still satisfied afterwards, and can go home to your wife with only the faintest twinge of guilt, since it was all so fleeting and meaningless anyway.

Not quite as inspired as the similarly-themed Culling Of The Cows, and definitely not a game which is liable to please any of you hard-core "shmuppers" out there...but for the rest of us cretins with at least some semblance of a sense of humour, this is more-than-adequately amusing stuff guaranteed to keep you off the streets for at least the hour it took even ME to finish it (on "normal" mode, granted; so with a little luck, I'll get an hour-and-a-half out of "hard" mode, when I'm brave enough to chance that).

Good, unclean fun for all the family. IF IT FLIES, IT DIES!!!

Verdict: 8/10.
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