Birds murdered your Pa! His final wishes are for vengeance. Take your Pa's rifle and kill as many birds as you can to avenge his death. Battle a variety of enemies and bosses on your quest to kill the bird that murdered your Pa.
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Overall:
Very Positive (290 reviews) - 88% of the 290 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Feb 8, 2011

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“shockingly it’s a lot of fun”
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“would recommend Bird Assassin to everyone except PETA board members”
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About This Game

Birds murdered your Pa! His final wishes are for vengeance. Take your Pa's rifle and kill as many birds as you can to avenge his death. Battle a variety of enemies and bosses on your quest to kill the bird that murdered your Pa.

Game Features:
  • 3 levels of difficulty (Easy, Normal, and Hard)
  • Boss levels and more!
  • Player Upgrades (purchase weapons and gear)
  • Save game progress

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7
    • Processor: 2.4 Ghz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
Customer reviews
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Overall:
Very Positive (290 reviews)
Recently Posted
bdun140
( 0.8 hrs on record )
Posted: July 20
This game is like popcorn. There's very little substance behind it, but you enjoy it while it lasts none the less. The sort of game you play once, have fun with, and then forget about.

I paid 2 bucks for this game, and I can safely say I got my money's worth.
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Xerenogan
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: July 14
I thoroghly enjoyed this game. It's short and silly. The only knock I have against it is the fact that about ten minutes in I started getting very hungry for some chicken. Fried, with a side of mashed 'taters.

Give it a go.
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Nick Gandalf
( 1.4 hrs on record )
Posted: July 13
About to beat the game with no damage taken

Owl drops a bomb on me

ded

10/10 would die by an owl again
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TacoBell Tacos
( 2.2 hrs on record )
Posted: July 9
red neck simulator haveSexWithYouCousin/10 would play again
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indo'aKM
( 0.8 hrs on record )
Posted: July 3
Very funny and intertaining little game, very quick and repetitive.
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cromignon
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: June 29
It's cheap, it's dumb, it's fun, and you can finish it in under an hour.
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[MGSFC] Maniac_34
( 6.8 hrs on record )
Posted: June 4
It's like DOOM except you slay Birds.

10/10
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Smash Daddy
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: June 1
\"The only good bird is a dead bird.\"
May be offensive if you happen to be a hillbilly.


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LinkedRefeat
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 24
9.9/10 ~Why don't the traps go off when a bird walks into them?
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Bluewarriorz
( 1.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 23
Soo worth the price
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
66 of 89 people (74%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: August 27, 2014
Spent 2$ for this game. Worth it. Beat in 20 mins. Happy. Probably never play it again.
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80 of 115 people (70%) found this review helpful
28 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.9 hrs on record
Posted: November 15, 2014
Great game, teaches children to always care about animals. 10/10 Used this for my Kindergarten class.
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30 of 38 people (79%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: August 27, 2014
Absolutely worth the two dollars. Short, silly, and fun.
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23 of 27 people (85%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: November 13, 2014
The story is simple: Your daddy is killed by a bird. You avenge your daddy.
This game is short, but really awesome! Reach your car by shooting your way to it. Watch out for the walking/flying bird though, they can kill you too!
It's an easy game, it's almost impossible to die, but also almost impossible to finish a level without getting any damage.
After some levels, you get a mini-boss, well... mini isn't the best word, I'd prefer HUGE boss. You'll get the joke when you play it.

I would call it an AAA-game, but since that a cheap game like this one can't be AAA, I'll just call it a AA-game. It's only 2,99 euros and completely worth it.

Killing birds is the only thing you have to do. After each level, you go shopping with the money you got for selling the dead birds. You start off with a simple hunting rifle and near the end of the game, you become invincible with your hunting minigun, that's right, a freakin' minigun. It's gets even better! There is no reload and infinite ammo!

This game is great for when you got bored playing your 'daily'-game and need some relaxation. Personally I had a lot of fun in this game, too bad it will only take you around 1-1.5 hours to finish.


Pros
- Kill birds!
- Awesome weapons
- Funny aspects (like the bosses)
- mini-games

Cons
- Game is too short
- Almost impossible to die
- Bad story-line (don't judge)


Rating
7/10
would play again.

Recommended?
Yes, I recommend it. It's cheap and it makes you smile. Eventhough it's small, it's fun. Tips for the developers: Make an 'endless'-mode, just as it says: Running endlessly until you die, with maybe a leaderboard.
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18 of 20 people (90%) found this review helpful
Recommended
2.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 28, 2014
I loved this game ever since it's release on the xbox live indie game market and I was glad to see it on steam so I instantly bought it. It took me 50 minutes to beat this game and I bought every upgrade in that time. This game isn't meant to impress it is surely made for entertainment and some laughs for a whole two dollars.
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18 of 23 people (78%) found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: April 3, 2015
Still better and far more realistic hunting game than Cabela’s® hunting games Serie.
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11 of 12 people (92%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: September 30, 2015
here is 5min of gameplay (i have a full run on my channel)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCO2bYTe3CE

This game will make you chuckle at parts though its not overly hard.
Game play consists of avoiding obstacles and clicking birds to shoot them (you can hold the button down for continuous shots).
Most will fly by in the air and will dive bomb you when close though some carry dynamite that will hit you if you let them explode near you.
Most of the ground birds don't pose much of threat until you shoot them or if they have dynamite though the ground is litter with thorns and bear traps.
Each level has a mini game with 3 variations shooting a flock with a mini-gun, shooting cans, or collecting coins.
There are only really 3 bosses, running for your life, the big chicken, and the final fight with the gun packing ostrich.
As you kill birds, collect coins, and collect mushrooms you'll get money to buy guns, and upgrades at the gun*mart.
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10 of 11 people (91%) found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
Recommended
6.8 hrs on record
Posted: June 4
It's like DOOM except you slay Birds.

10/10
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11 of 13 people (85%) found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: November 28, 2015
Story:
Your dad gets killed by aggressive chickens, now it's your job to take revenge!

Weapons:
Everything you can imagine. From small hunting rifles up to ak's, shotguns or a minigun.

Difficulty:
It gets harder from time to time, definetely not boring.

9/10
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11 of 13 people (85%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.9 hrs on record
Posted: November 25, 2014
Destroy the Avian menace for a Dollar, great fun.
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