Birds murdered your Pa! His final wishes are for vengeance. Take your Pa's rifle and kill as many birds as you can to avenge his death. Battle a variety of enemies and bosses on your quest to kill the bird that murdered your Pa.
User reviews: Very Positive (194 reviews)
Release Date: Feb 8, 2011
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"Great humor, lots of fun. A revenge story that makes you laugh along the way. Love this game!!"
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“shockingly it’s a lot of fun”
Indie Gamer Chick

“would recommend Bird Assassin to everyone except PETA board members”
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About This Game

Birds murdered your Pa! His final wishes are for vengeance. Take your Pa's rifle and kill as many birds as you can to avenge his death. Battle a variety of enemies and bosses on your quest to kill the bird that murdered your Pa.

Game Features:
  • 3 levels of difficulty (Easy, Normal, and Hard)
  • Boss levels and more!
  • Player Upgrades (purchase weapons and gear)
  • Save game progress

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7
    • Processor: 2.4 Ghz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Hard Drive: 200 MB available space
Helpful customer reviews
12 of 13 people (92%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: April 3
Still better and far more realistic hunting game than Cabela’s® hunting games Serie.
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10 of 12 people (83%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.9 hrs on record
Posted: November 25, 2014
Destroy the Avian menace for a Dollar, great fun.
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: February 4
Like shooting at birds? This is a great game to relieve a lot of stress. Shooting at bird was never so satisfying as it is in this game. The birds come at you and all you need to do is avoid conflicts on the ground and shoot at every bird you see. It has a funny revenge story against the birds. The controls are easy that anyone should be able to pick this up. Its a great game if you have a sense of humor and want to shoot some birds then get this game.
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record
Posted: January 15
American Redneck Simulator 2011.
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6 of 7 people (86%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: November 24, 2014
this is one of the most redneckish games i've ever played
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7 of 9 people (78%) found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: January 13
How does this have so many positive reviews?? Its just plain awful. Its even more shallow and reptitive than the videos would suggest. There are easily hundreds of free flash games that are very similar to this but infinitely better all over the internet.
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record
Posted: January 24
Hunting out of season is what I do.
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6 of 8 people (75%) found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: November 24, 2014
wow. from the time i bought it, downloaded it, and played it from start to finish, NOT EVEN AN HOUR WENT BY. just, wow. funny game, stupid concept, VERY short "story", and i don't really know if it was worth the $0.99 spent on it. i'll "recommend" it, but your choice based on this review..
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.5 hrs on record
Posted: November 25, 2014
never had so much fun with only 1$
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: November 25, 2014
not the best game on here but for .99 cents its not bad, and as a duck hunter myself i find it funny as hell lol

7/10
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record
Posted: December 17, 2014
After three levels you can pretty much buy the mini gun. Plain sailing through the ten levels after that.
A fun game to start and finish on my lunch break, but really seems like this is better off as something free on one of those flash media websites.
Satisfying to blast huge endless fields of birds in the three 10s bonus levels, but too short a rush. Should be a survival mode in it.
If it's on sale for less than half a dollar, go for it, otherwise FOG.com it.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: December 1, 2014
McDonalds Cashier: ts almost as good as the award winning series Bad Rats.
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♥♥♥♥ (bird), a male of any bird species
♥♥♥♥ (surname)
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1 Places
2 Other uses
3 See also
Places
♥♥♥♥♥, Cornwall, England, a hamlet
♥♥♥♥ Beck, a stream in Yorkshire, England
♥♥♥♥ Marsh, Berkshire, England
Mount ♥♥♥♥♥, Victoria Land, Antarctica
♥♥♥♥♥ Glacier, Ross Dependency, Antarctica
Other uses
Colditz ♥♥♥♥, a glider built by British Second World War prisoners of war in Colditz Castle for an escape attempt
♥♥♥♥♥ baronets, two baronetcies, one extinct and one extant
♥♥♥♥ Lane, a street in London
The ♥♥♥♥, Fulham, a historic public house in London
♥♥♥♥ ale, an ale popular in 17th and 18th-century England
.co.ck, a second-level domain of the Cook Islands
Antonov An-22 or ♥♥♥♥, a heavy military transport aircraft
♥♥♥♥, a play by Mike Bartlett
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record
Posted: December 12, 2014
Almost every game I have ever bought and enjoyed on Steam seems to get some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or other complaining that it's "too short" and/or "too easy". Well, this game is pretty much BOTH. It's also $1.99, LESS if you buy it on sale, so what the ♥♥♥♥ are you expecting for your hard-earned pittance? If video games were sex workers, this would be a twenty-dollar street urchin with no teeth and breath far worse than your dog's after he's finished licking himself clean, but hey...you're still satisfied afterwards, and can go home to your wife with only the faintest twinge of guilt, since it was all so fleeting and meaningless anyway.

Not quite as inspired as the similarly-themed Culling Of The Cows, and definitely not a game which is liable to please any of you hard-core "shmuppers" out there...but for the rest of us cretins with at least some semblance of a sense of humour, this is more-than-adequately amusing stuff guaranteed to keep you off the streets for at least the hour it took even ME to finish it (on "normal" mode, granted; so with a little luck, I'll get an hour-and-a-half out of "hard" mode, when I'm brave enough to chance that).

Good, unclean fun for all the family. IF IT FLIES, IT DIES!!!

Verdict: 8/10.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: November 25, 2014
Every bit as dumb as you think is it, really short, pretty easy, and yet a fun game that I don't regret playing.
I got it for free, whether you think it's worth buying will depend how much you think 90 minutes of simple dumb hilarity is worth to you.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record
Posted: December 4, 2014
Fairly Short, simple graphics, no real replay value. In general, it feels like a flash game. But I still enjoyed it, so . . .
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: November 27, 2014
Some of the birds are terrorists - Suicide bombers!
Not bad for 0,99€.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: March 5
Bird Assassin is a 2D twin stick shooter game where the goal is simple. Kill every bird you see but will you want to play this game ? In Bird Assassin we play as a redneck. One day our Pa is killed off by an Ostrich and its up to us to avenge the death of you're pa by killing all the birds. So how is this game ? It's actually really fun and for the price its also a really fun and a difficult game. The game is a 2D platformer where you scroll along the level killing birds and jumping on platforms to avoid bushes and bear traps. Overall the game is fairly simple and all the levels are the same but they get harder as they go on. There are a few problems with the game. The game is fairly short it only took me an hour to beat and its quite easy to get the best gun in the game and you can blast through the other levels easily. But for the asking price its definetly worth it and i really suggest you check this game out. I give Bird Assassin a 7.5/10
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 15
It might be a short game, but had a great time playing it. KILL DEM DANG BIRDS!! 10/10 :3
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: January 10
This is Birdemic!!!
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3 of 5 people (60%) found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: January 12
I voted for this on greenlight when it was getting hit with backlash for the general idea, and to my surprise...
it was a glorified flash game for $2. I remember being excited about this when it hit steam and passed it's greenlight age,
but the only questionable thing was it's price. Then I found out that this game was originally on XBLA, but what I also found out was that it was never very POPULAR.

The game plays OKAY but why it needs to take SO long to setup is far beyond me. But my biggest gripe with this game is it's "HUMOR". Okay, I do admit the first part WAS funny, but that was only because of how random it was. The rest of the jokes in this game AREN'T funny. I literally heard the guy I was playing as say "WHOOPS, YOU DEAD" as he killed a bird 20 times... in the 14 minutes or so I've played. But then there are the jokes that try to hard and end up being something else, for example, in the first level, a bird with bombs strapped to it runs at you. It was random and it might have been funny if the main character didn't mention TERRORISM, so instead of getting a bad laugh, I ended up screaming "THAT'S JUST WRONG".

The gameplay gets REALLY tiresome after a while as well, and the game gets REALLY repetitive after some time.
Bird Assassin's levels go a little something like this:
1) KILL BIRDS
2) PLAY A POINTLESS MINIGAME JUST BECAUSE
3) SEE SOME RANDOM, OFTEN UNFUNNY, ♥♥♥♥ HAPPEN
and that's it.

The bushes "hurt you" but you they're just there to add "challenge" to an already SUPER EASY game, and during the last part in level 2, they get in the way, and you will DIE.

Overall I wanted to go into bird assassin loving it. I wanted to laugh allot, but all I got was a retitive, often boring, and unfunny game. I will say this again, the first scene to the game is FUNNY, but theres one fatal flaw to it: THE STORY SUCKS. And that just about sums it up.

I do not recommend Bird Assassin unless you like to spend your money on FLASH GAMES.
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