Only 15 minutes into the game and....Oh boy....
I only bought this game cause it was at 14 CENTS! And I wanted to try out this game because I was curious about this game.
Ok, lets first start with the story. Aliens invade your tiny home and capture you to test you. If you succed the tests, you have your freedom. This kind of story left soo many gapes open... Why do these aliens want this weird ugly formed squared guy? Why invade smething more tiny and small then a deserted island? Who knows, who cares..
Next, let's go with the gameplay. They give you an short view of the controls before you select level 1 - Oh, I'm sorry... "TEST1".... So, you start by, standing in the air for 2 seconds? Ok, then you are dropped in a giant blue opened box with a weapon that has no reload, so, spray and pray (I think). It's strange that the guns look better then the entire game, but I'll talk about that later. So the objective of every level is to kill every, zombies (?) in the level and procced to an floating blue orb that takes you to the level selection with the next level unlocked. Also, you can't shoot from the blue box. An message saying "Nice try! Jump first then you can shoot!" clever... Also, sometimes, when you kill an enemy, it gives you a useless random slow-motion. Next, we have the graphics. IT'S ALL SQUARE! And I'm not talking about squared like Minecraft or other stuff, I'm talking about people trying to make human shapes out of squares with lot of space between every square, it looks awfull (including the main character). Also, as I mentioned before, the guns are the only thing that look better in this ugly game. All colored squares, no textures, JUST COLORED SQUARES! (And maybe some circles...) In the effects part, there are just watery effects, square effects for water (what?) and the bullet impact that actually look nice, not gonna lie. Ok, now, we have the controls. Now these ones are tricky ones. The mouse view has an "wanna be real" look, it has that delay when you turn the mouse. Your character, might I say, is an horrible jumper. It has no distance and no highness. The speed is decent, nothing new.
Next, we have the level designs. Oh man.... The level designs are horrible... Imagine like those levels where you can fall for your death anywhere cause there are open gapes everywhere. That's all the levels in this game. Just in "TEST2" I died 3 times in a row because just to get down you have to parkour into some huge cubes floating and rotating and your character is such a bad jumper, you'll die just trying to start the level. Just before I end this, when you die, your character is found dead and being killed by zombies while more are coming. It's trying to be scary or creepy, but it just fails to do so.
Overal, this game makes no sense about story, horrible level design, lazy modeling of characters and enemies, lazy squared graphics, weird controls and lazy gameplay.
I do NOT recomend this game, even if it's 14 cents.