Screencheat is a ridiculous competitive split-screen first-person shooter where everyone is invisible, so players are forced to look at each other’s screens in order to win. Supporting both local and online multiplayer, combat in Screencheat is fast and furious with a wide variety of one-hit kill weapons.
User reviews:
Recent:
Very Positive (14 reviews) - 92% of the 14 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
Overall:
Very Positive (723 reviews) - 94% of the 723 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: 21 Oct, 2014

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14 June

Fruits of a Feather - New FREE Game from Samurai Punk

Hey everyone!

We're excited to announce a new, bite-sized game we've been working on! It's called Fruits of a Feather, and it's out now!



You can download it here: https://samuraipunk.itch.io/fruits-of-a-feather

We made this as a palette cleanser to wind down from Screencheat and freshen ourselves up before jumping onto our next big project. We hope you enjoy this gentle, relaxing and meditative experience.

Thank you again for your continued support! :)

Much Love,
Samurai Punk <3

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29 February

Screencheat Console Launch Day + Discount

Hi Everyone,

We're rolling out our PS4 and Xbox One launch today and to celebrate we thought we'd drop a small 20% discount.

We'd like to sincerely thank all our dedicated players who have stuck with us since our PC launch and to all the new players who have joined the fray.

Much Love,
Samurai Punk
<3

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Reviews

“Screencheat is the Mario Kart of first person shooters and I absolutely mean that as a compliment”
Kotaku

“Easy going in tone but frantic and stressful by nature, Screencheat seizes on a single novel idea and builds an enjoyable couch shooter around it.”
7.8 – PC Gamer

“Glancing at someone else’s screen and knowing exactly where they are would be nigh-on impossible in most shooters, but Samurai Punk combats this through some smart level design.”
IGN

About This Game

Screencheat is the ridiculous split-screen shooter where everyone is invisible so you have to “screencheat” (Screencheat - verb: to look at your opponent’s screens. “Stop screencheating you cheater!”). Master a wide variety of one-hit kill weapons including a blunderbuss, a car engine that shoots bouncing plasma balls and a teddy bear loaded with explosives. Train your skills in the solo time trials then engage in fast and frantic combat with up to eight players locally on the couch or online. With colourful maps, unique modes and a huge number of customisation options including wacky mutators, Screencheat is the ultimate party FPS.


Ranging from the dependable Blunderbuss to the heroic Hobby Horse to the completely crazy Chefolet; a car engine that fires ricocheting energy balls, all are designed to deliver deadly satisfaction. Each weapon comes with its own unique advantages and disadvantages, encouraging wildly different play styles. These include not only the way a weapon shoots but also the 'tells' the weapon leaves such as the smoke from the blunderbuss or the trail of fire behind the Hobby Horse.


From traditional favourites such as Deathmatch to the completely unique Murder Mystery that challenges you to find and frag your specific target with a specific weapon. Play in teams or all against all. Challenge up to seven of your mates on the couch or online or a combination of both, the game is always split screen whether you are on or offline. When your friends aren't around, train your skills and learn the maps in the solo time trials or play against AI bots.


In the spirit of the best arena shooters you’ll spend time traversing 11 maps via air vents and trampolines until you’ve acquired your target and fragged them accordingly. Each map is designed with colour-coded areas as well as plentiful landmarks such as statues, paintings and furniture that allow you to quickly locate other players without being able to actually see them.


Inspired by games like Towerfall we've provided players with a highly granular level of customisation to play the game the way they want to. Choose which weapons you'll allow, how and when they can be swapped or reloaded, apply time limits, adjust the victory conditions, penalties and more. To really mix it up stack on some Mutators such as slow mode, low gravity or flappy jump.

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Microsoft® Windows® XP or newer
    • Processor: 1.4GHz or faster
    • Memory: 3 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Any from the last 4 years
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: OSX 10.6+
    • Processor: 1.4GHz or faster
    • Memory: 3 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Any from the last 4 years
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu
    • Processor: 1.4GHz or faster
    • Memory: 3 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Any from the last 4 years
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
Customer reviews
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THE WET KOALA
( 15.0 hrs on record )
Posted: 12 August
Product received for free
Sometimes you hate screencheaters,well if you play this game your going to hate yourself,but also have a lot of fun doing it.Screencheat is a fun game where you get find out where your oponents are by;sceencheating!It can also be a kind of fast pased game as well.Just don't try to use your mad screencheating skills to annoy your friends in other F.P.Ss where you aren't invisable,oh yeah did I mention that everybody's invisable in this game?Well now the secret's out!

Over all this game is REALLY FUN.
Helpful? Yes No Funny
Tiny Rick
( 0.4 hrs on record )
Posted: 11 August
I wish my friends weren't broke ♥♥♥ college students and could afford to play this with me...
Helpful? Yes No Funny
Ixrear
( 2.0 hrs on record )
Posted: 6 August
awesome and fun concept but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t when against someone who knows how to play
Helpful? Yes No Funny
~Falcon64~
( 9.1 hrs on record )
Posted: 4 August
Original!
Helpful? Yes No Funny
HeavenSloth
( 12.9 hrs on record )
Posted: 2 August
Great game to play with friends or stranges. Not so much with bots
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Exist
( 5.7 hrs on record )
Posted: 26 July
Toss'em and bag'em.
Enjoy.
It's good.
Not great.
But seeing that you are a
business man, Mr. Santiago.
Captain.
Captain.
My associates and I are willing
to negotiate, a reasonable price.
Let's say, 100,000.
One million for the entire take,
Not a penny less.
A steep price for a small catch.
A pod of 20,000 sharks are
migrating in this direction.
When we're through with it,
One million will look like a bargain.
If you're looking to negotiate, Mr.
Palmer, look for an insurance salesman.
I do believe we have a deal.
All hands on deck. All hands on deck.
Tie the sails!
Get the fins to the gally!
Captain there is a north
wind hitting us fast!
You need to get up here.
I think this is for you
captain. The deposit.
You'll receive the rest when we dock.
You know the most important
thing I learned out here?
We shouldn't be afraid of the sharks.
They are the ones that
should be afraid of us.
Salud.
What the hell is that?
They're called waves. They
do that from time to time.
The storm is too strong. We are
going to have to go around it.
Make it happen. I'm going down below.
Captain!
Change of plans Captain. I'm
going to take the money, your
cargo, and what's left of the ship.
Aah!
I don't think so.
Crazy waves out there today.
Something unnatural about it.
There's something
unnatural about everything.
Lots of scenery today.
I'm gonna focus on the waves.
You better hurry mate.
The clouds are coming in.
Whoo! Reminds me of the
nationals in 04. Remember?
You totally ripped that bugger. I thought
you were going to be rag dolled for sure.
You know we really don't
talk like that, right?
You doing a ride-out or not?
Sure. Thanks.
It's totally cooking out here mate.
You're not kidding. It's a Mexican
hurricane. Bad for them good for us.
Isn't that a drink?
Hit. Hit! Whoo!
Good Morning California this
is Joni Waves. That's Joni with
with an "I". You may have noticed this
morning the unusual
weather here in Southern
California. The clouds
coming in over the ocean
and the large waves are proving difficult
for surfers. I'm here in Santa Monica with
some breaking news about Hurricane David.
It's been pounding the
west coast of Mexico.
Pushing it's way up to the coast to the
state of California. It seems to
be driving a very dangerous surf.
No kidding. Fin's out there.
Yeah but I won't worry about Fin, I
mean he's the best surfer I've ever seen.
Except for me of course. In my prime.
When was that George? The Civil War?
Eh, I'm not that old. You
know I got some moves babe...
Hey! What did I tell you? You can touch
everything at this bar except for me.
Hey! Come on!
Oopsies! Looks like you need another drink.
Yeah a free one. One on the house.
One that doesn't cost me any money.
How come you never talk about
that scar, right there on your leg?
There's nothing to talk about.
I cut myself shaving.
4 bucks.
4 Bucks? I thought it was on the
house. You spilled the last one.
Perhaps the silver lining
of the storm is that it has
driven away the recent influx
of sharks in our area...
Yeah I hope it does. Hope it does.
I hope the storm kills'em.
I hope it kills them all.
Me too. You have no idea.
Tired already?
What's the last time you
short boarded, old timer?
I never stopped. I just
like the way this one rides.
Yeah. Whatever.
Alright grandpa. I'm gonna
show you how it's done.
Grandpa?
Show her how it's done, Grandpa!
Come on. Oh!
Deanna there's a shark!
Hey get outta the water!
SHARKS!
Hey Get out of the water!
Sharks! They're coming in!
Get off the beach!
Get out of the water!
Sharks! Get out of the water!
SHARKS! Everyone out
of the water, right now!
Everyone out of the water
now! We're evacuating
the beach. Everybody off
the beach immediately.
Aaah!
Come here you bloody shark! Come on!
Aaah!
Baz!
Baz!
Aaah!
Just hang on. I'm gonna get you in.
These sharks of yours have no etiquette.
Etiquette?
I thought you were Australian not British.
Tasmanian buddy.
Just hang on, I'll get you in.
What were you thinking?
You could have been killed.
I'm fine.
Aah!
We need a tourniquet.
Here use this.
It's just a-aah! Little nibble.
Aah!
Are you okay? Are you sure?
He must have wanted a snack.
Sharks don't like vegemite.
It's not funny. Aah.
Hey. You gonna be okay?
Yeah. I'm fine.
Hey can I get some of
those tasty nuts. Thank you.
And then. Are you listening?
The shark opens it's mouth.
Goes to swallow Fin whole but Fin
looks at the shark. Do the look.
No, do the look.
Oh my God.
Yeah that one. And the
shark goes, 'You know what?'
I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off. I'm not gonna
mess with the world champion
surf legend, Finley the Fin
Shepard. Ain't that right?
On you mate.
I don't believe it. You guys are nuts.
Look.
Do you see that?
- Oh yeah.
- It's a little nibble.
So he gives him a look and
you give him a nibble...
No, HE gave me a nibble.
I don't know. Are you guys going
back out there and doing any swimming?
With the sharks?
It's a storm.
It's what's driven them all up north.
Eventually they'll go back
from where they came from.
I hope. But the were knocking.
Yeah, knock, knock, knocking on your door.
And I never seen so
many of them, or so bold.
It's just a storm. Just gotta stay out
of the water for a couple days that's all.
Just a storm?
Looks like a hurricane.
I'm just happy you're okay.
Hey, hey, what are you doing?
What? Do you think you're too old for me?
No, I'm your boss.
So?
So? Go get back to work.
Hey! I'm not too old for ya.
I don't think.
I'm not your boss.
Daddy issues. Hey! I'm
not judging you darlin'.
Ouch!
I have daddy issues too.
- Here to issues.
- Yeah!
Who's is this?
Hurricane David is poised to
be the first hurricane to hit
the state of California. And it is now
barreling toward the
Santa Monica shorelines.
We have suffered tropical
storms in the past but
we have never been hit
by a storm quite like
this. Wide spread flooding is expected
and experts are saying global warming
is the reason for this unprecedented event.
We will be back with
more news as it develops.
Hello. Wexler residence.
April it's Fin.
Yeah Fin I know your
voice. What do you want?
Look I'm just calling to make sure...
When did you go back to using Wexler again?
Cause that's my name.
Look Fin I'm really busy.
Just calling to make sure
you and Claudia are okay.
There's a bad hurricane
rolling in and I want...
Is this about money?
Because if this is about money
Fin, I told you already that...
It's the storm. I just want
to make sure guys are okay.
Of course we're okay.
It's barely even raining.
Look, it's really sweet
that you are calling in
to check in on us but
Collin already checked the
drains and, we're gonna be
fine. They're cleared out.
Well it's flooding here and
not the plumbing. The ocean.
I think you guys should get out of town.
What are you talking about? We
are 100 miles from the ocean.
You are exactly 6.6 miles from the ocean.
And on a day like today
it's not far enough.
I'm gonna take you and
Claudia further inland.
And what about Collin?
You know you are not the only
one that can keep us safe.
We're not going anywhere.
Fine. Then just let me get Claudia.
We'll make it my week for the month.
Is that what this is about?
No!
Look you are gonna see her on the 20th like
you always do. I gotta go okay. Bye Fin.
Who's that?
My wife.
That is his wife.
- Yeah his wife.
- Shut up Baz.
Alright everybody, listen up.
I'm closing the restaurant.
Storm is coming and it's coming
fast. Get home safe everybody.
Don't forget taco Tuesdays.
George, you got to get out of here.
What's going on?
If I don't secure the bar,
I'm going to loose everything.
Come on George, George wake up.
Oh! I hear an angel, I must be in heaven.
George you better wake up or
I'm calling in your bar tab.
Oh, I'm up, I'm up.
Hey hey, you need to go home.
I'm not going anywhere.
This is not your problem.
No! It is my problem. Because if this bar
get blown over then I'm out of a job too.
Yeah, and I'm not gonna
have any place to drink.
Can't argue with that one.
For an environmentalist
you sure do hate sharks.
I've got fire power behind
the bar. Come
Helpful? Yes No Funny
Bacxaber
( 4.7 hrs on record )
Posted: 25 July
The community is essentially dead, but you can still play this with friends. An amazing concept and a great game. Quite fun.
Helpful? Yes No Funny
Arcane
( 4.4 hrs on record )
Posted: 25 July
I'd want to recommend this game, but I'm just too disappointed. I still play it once in a while, and maybe you should try it. But the game does not hold up or live to the promise of "goldeneye/halo with mandatory screencheating".

I don't want to just bash this game, as it's fast easy fun every now and then.

Positives:
+ General idea. I played a lot 4 player splitscreen Halo:CE in my teens. First we played with "screencheating enabled". You could tell who took a sniper and where he is looking at. Then we moved to splitting the 32 inch tv with a blanket so only teammate is visible, but you could still cheat by listening... And I kinda miss those days.

+ Color coding the areas. The game divides maps to four or more areas with distinct colored walls and floor. So you can see if the player is in blue area, red/yellow cross or something similar.

+ Weapon diversity. There are melee weapons, wallhacking weapons, grenade launcher, etc. with quite a different feel and gameplay.

So sounds great, right? Well... here are where the game falls apart and differs from what my expectations were:

- Every single weapon is a one shot kill. The weapon balance is... well, there is none. With some weapons, you can just spam, with some you just hope to get lucky, with some you can almost never hit (almost 0 kills with wallhacker) and the basic blunderbuss is really easy to hit from close to moderate distances

- You can start with any weapon. But only one. So you don't want to use situational weapons, or you change weapons just to get away from the game feeling "samey". There are no ammo either, so you don't really have any reason to go for the candelight melee weapon (hobby horse is still cool).

- The last two problems create another: There are no pickups. No armor, no weapons, no health, no powerups - Which means that in the basic game modes, there are no areas the players would pursue and where players would regularly meet. Which also means no one camps - and the screencheating is perfect counter for camping.

- The game is almost as fast as Quake III... how on earth should you keep track of more than one player? You peek upper player screen, quickly check your own, and when you check your opponents screen again, he is on the other side of the map.

Can you spot the problem? The game is too fast, without any chokepoints on maps and all weapons being one hit kill. Poeple just keep running from place to place, if they can see even a hint of right color on the opponents screen, shoot and pray the one shot weapon will hit.

If you are looking for something like avoiding proximity bombs you saw your peer to use, lure your opponent to use his last bullet while he's camping and you can see him pointing the corner, or shooting your pal through the floor while trying to get to the overpowered sniper rifle (which spawns only for one player to use)...

Screencheat is not that game, and that is a real shame.
Helpful? Yes No Funny
Moosca
( 2.0 hrs on record )
Posted: 18 July
One of the most innovative games I've ever managed to play.
UK mode will make you hate life.
The infinity loop map will probably make you throw up if you're wearing VR.
If you play with the Devs... They will kick you in the butt.
Helpful? Yes No Funny
Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
4 of 6 people (67%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
4.4 hrs on record
Posted: 25 July
I'd want to recommend this game, but I'm just too disappointed. I still play it once in a while, and maybe you should try it. But the game does not hold up or live to the promise of "goldeneye/halo with mandatory screencheating".

I don't want to just bash this game, as it's fast easy fun every now and then.

Positives:
+ General idea. I played a lot 4 player splitscreen Halo:CE in my teens. First we played with "screencheating enabled". You could tell who took a sniper and where he is looking at. Then we moved to splitting the 32 inch tv with a blanket so only teammate is visible, but you could still cheat by listening... And I kinda miss those days.

+ Color coding the areas. The game divides maps to four or more areas with distinct colored walls and floor. So you can see if the player is in blue area, red/yellow cross or something similar.

+ Weapon diversity. There are melee weapons, wallhacking weapons, grenade launcher, etc. with quite a different feel and gameplay.

So sounds great, right? Well... here are where the game falls apart and differs from what my expectations were:

- Every single weapon is a one shot kill. The weapon balance is... well, there is none. With some weapons, you can just spam, with some you just hope to get lucky, with some you can almost never hit (almost 0 kills with wallhacker) and the basic blunderbuss is really easy to hit from close to moderate distances

- You can start with any weapon. But only one. So you don't want to use situational weapons, or you change weapons just to get away from the game feeling "samey". There are no ammo either, so you don't really have any reason to go for the candelight melee weapon (hobby horse is still cool).

- The last two problems create another: There are no pickups. No armor, no weapons, no health, no powerups - Which means that in the basic game modes, there are no areas the players would pursue and where players would regularly meet. Which also means no one camps - and the screencheating is perfect counter for camping.

- The game is almost as fast as Quake III... how on earth should you keep track of more than one player? You peek upper player screen, quickly check your own, and when you check your opponents screen again, he is on the other side of the map.

Can you spot the problem? The game is too fast, without any chokepoints on maps and all weapons being one hit kill. Poeple just keep running from place to place, if they can see even a hint of right color on the opponents screen, shoot and pray the one shot weapon will hit.

If you are looking for something like avoiding proximity bombs you saw your peer to use, lure your opponent to use his last bullet while he's camping and you can see him pointing the corner, or shooting your pal through the floor while trying to get to the overpowered sniper rifle (which spawns only for one player to use)...

Screencheat is not that game, and that is a real shame.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
2.0 hrs on record
Posted: 18 July
One of the most innovative games I've ever managed to play.
UK mode will make you hate life.
The infinity loop map will probably make you throw up if you're wearing VR.
If you play with the Devs... They will kick you in the butt.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: 16 July
If you used to play couch coop shooters (goldeneye, TimeSplitters, MoH, Nightfire, etc), and enjoyed it, I would highly recommend this game.

Each weapon is unique; there's even one that allows you to shoot through walls! (Perfect Dark, anybody?)

If you're not good at memorizing maps or glancing at more than one screen at a time, I wouldn't recommend this game to you.
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
Recommended
4.7 hrs on record
Posted: 25 July
The community is essentially dead, but you can still play this with friends. An amazing concept and a great game. Quite fun.
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
5.7 hrs on record
Posted: 26 July
Toss'em and bag'em.
Enjoy.
It's good.
Not great.
But seeing that you are a
business man, Mr. Santiago.
Captain.
Captain.
My associates and I are willing
to negotiate, a reasonable price.
Let's say, 100,000.
One million for the entire take,
Not a penny less.
A steep price for a small catch.
A pod of 20,000 sharks are
migrating in this direction.
When we're through with it,
One million will look like a bargain.
If you're looking to negotiate, Mr.
Palmer, look for an insurance salesman.
I do believe we have a deal.
All hands on deck. All hands on deck.
Tie the sails!
Get the fins to the gally!
Captain there is a north
wind hitting us fast!
You need to get up here.
I think this is for you
captain. The deposit.
You'll receive the rest when we dock.
You know the most important
thing I learned out here?
We shouldn't be afraid of the sharks.
They are the ones that
should be afraid of us.
Salud.
What the hell is that?
They're called waves. They
do that from time to time.
The storm is too strong. We are
going to have to go around it.
Make it happen. I'm going down below.
Captain!
Change of plans Captain. I'm
going to take the money, your
cargo, and what's left of the ship.
Aah!
I don't think so.
Crazy waves out there today.
Something unnatural about it.
There's something
unnatural about everything.
Lots of scenery today.
I'm gonna focus on the waves.
You better hurry mate.
The clouds are coming in.
Whoo! Reminds me of the
nationals in 04. Remember?
You totally ripped that bugger. I thought
you were going to be rag dolled for sure.
You know we really don't
talk like that, right?
You doing a ride-out or not?
Sure. Thanks.
It's totally cooking out here mate.
You're not kidding. It's a Mexican
hurricane. Bad for them good for us.
Isn't that a drink?
Hit. Hit! Whoo!
Good Morning California this
is Joni Waves. That's Joni with
with an "I". You may have noticed this
morning the unusual
weather here in Southern
California. The clouds
coming in over the ocean
and the large waves are proving difficult
for surfers. I'm here in Santa Monica with
some breaking news about Hurricane David.
It's been pounding the
west coast of Mexico.
Pushing it's way up to the coast to the
state of California. It seems to
be driving a very dangerous surf.
No kidding. Fin's out there.
Yeah but I won't worry about Fin, I
mean he's the best surfer I've ever seen.
Except for me of course. In my prime.
When was that George? The Civil War?
Eh, I'm not that old. You
know I got some moves babe...
Hey! What did I tell you? You can touch
everything at this bar except for me.
Hey! Come on!
Oopsies! Looks like you need another drink.
Yeah a free one. One on the house.
One that doesn't cost me any money.
How come you never talk about
that scar, right there on your leg?
There's nothing to talk about.
I cut myself shaving.
4 bucks.
4 Bucks? I thought it was on the
house. You spilled the last one.
Perhaps the silver lining
of the storm is that it has
driven away the recent influx
of sharks in our area...
Yeah I hope it does. Hope it does.
I hope the storm kills'em.
I hope it kills them all.
Me too. You have no idea.
Tired already?
What's the last time you
short boarded, old timer?
I never stopped. I just
like the way this one rides.
Yeah. Whatever.
Alright grandpa. I'm gonna
show you how it's done.
Grandpa?
Show her how it's done, Grandpa!
Come on. Oh!
Deanna there's a shark!
Hey get outta the water!
SHARKS!
Hey Get out of the water!
Sharks! They're coming in!
Get off the beach!
Get out of the water!
Sharks! Get out of the water!
SHARKS! Everyone out
of the water, right now!
Everyone out of the water
now! We're evacuating
the beach. Everybody off
the beach immediately.
Aaah!
Come here you bloody shark! Come on!
Aaah!
Baz!
Baz!
Aaah!
Just hang on. I'm gonna get you in.
These sharks of yours have no etiquette.
Etiquette?
I thought you were Australian not British.
Tasmanian buddy.
Just hang on, I'll get you in.
What were you thinking?
You could have been killed.
I'm fine.
Aah!
We need a tourniquet.
Here use this.
It's just a-aah! Little nibble.
Aah!
Are you okay? Are you sure?
He must have wanted a snack.
Sharks don't like vegemite.
It's not funny. Aah.
Hey. You gonna be okay?
Yeah. I'm fine.
Hey can I get some of
those tasty nuts. Thank you.
And then. Are you listening?
The shark opens it's mouth.
Goes to swallow Fin whole but Fin
looks at the shark. Do the look.
No, do the look.
Oh my God.
Yeah that one. And the
shark goes, 'You know what?'
I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off. I'm not gonna
mess with the world champion
surf legend, Finley the Fin
Shepard. Ain't that right?
On you mate.
I don't believe it. You guys are nuts.
Look.
Do you see that?
- Oh yeah.
- It's a little nibble.
So he gives him a look and
you give him a nibble...
No, HE gave me a nibble.
I don't know. Are you guys going
back out there and doing any swimming?
With the sharks?
It's a storm.
It's what's driven them all up north.
Eventually they'll go back
from where they came from.
I hope. But the were knocking.
Yeah, knock, knock, knocking on your door.
And I never seen so
many of them, or so bold.
It's just a storm. Just gotta stay out
of the water for a couple days that's all.
Just a storm?
Looks like a hurricane.
I'm just happy you're okay.
Hey, hey, what are you doing?
What? Do you think you're too old for me?
No, I'm your boss.
So?
So? Go get back to work.
Hey! I'm not too old for ya.
I don't think.
I'm not your boss.
Daddy issues. Hey! I'm
not judging you darlin'.
Ouch!
I have daddy issues too.
- Here to issues.
- Yeah!
Who's is this?
Hurricane David is poised to
be the first hurricane to hit
the state of California. And it is now
barreling toward the
Santa Monica shorelines.
We have suffered tropical
storms in the past but
we have never been hit
by a storm quite like
this. Wide spread flooding is expected
and experts are saying global warming
is the reason for this unprecedented event.
We will be back with
more news as it develops.
Hello. Wexler residence.
April it's Fin.
Yeah Fin I know your
voice. What do you want?
Look I'm just calling to make sure...
When did you go back to using Wexler again?
Cause that's my name.
Look Fin I'm really busy.
Just calling to make sure
you and Claudia are okay.
There's a bad hurricane
rolling in and I want...
Is this about money?
Because if this is about money
Fin, I told you already that...
It's the storm. I just want
to make sure guys are okay.
Of course we're okay.
It's barely even raining.
Look, it's really sweet
that you are calling in
to check in on us but
Collin already checked the
drains and, we're gonna be
fine. They're cleared out.
Well it's flooding here and
not the plumbing. The ocean.
I think you guys should get out of town.
What are you talking about? We
are 100 miles from the ocean.
You are exactly 6.6 miles from the ocean.
And on a day like today
it's not far enough.
I'm gonna take you and
Claudia further inland.
And what about Collin?
You know you are not the only
one that can keep us safe.
We're not going anywhere.
Fine. Then just let me get Claudia.
We'll make it my week for the month.
Is that what this is about?
No!
Look you are gonna see her on the 20th like
you always do. I gotta go okay. Bye Fin.
Who's that?
My wife.
That is his wife.
- Yeah his wife.
- Shut up Baz.
Alright everybody, listen up.
I'm closing the restaurant.
Storm is coming and it's coming
fast. Get home safe everybody.
Don't forget taco Tuesdays.
George, you got to get out of here.
What's going on?
If I don't secure the bar,
I'm going to loose everything.
Come on George, George wake up.
Oh! I hear an angel, I must be in heaven.
George you better wake up or
I'm calling in your bar tab.
Oh, I'm up, I'm up.
Hey hey, you need to go home.
I'm not going anywhere.
This is not your problem.
No! It is my problem. Because if this bar
get blown over then I'm out of a job too.
Yeah, and I'm not gonna
have any place to drink.
Can't argue with that one.
For an environmentalist
you sure do hate sharks.
I've got fire power behind
the bar. Come
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302 of 330 people (92%) found this review helpful
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2.2 hrs on record
Posted: 10 May, 2015
you remember those friends you played video games with and always looked at your screen? yeah, this game is exactly what that is. you get to relive your childhood hell


8/16/2015: this is somehow the most helpful review of screencheat and that's pretty good
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324 of 380 people (85%) found this review helpful
292 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.7 hrs on record
Posted: 24 October, 2014
Now im actually allowed to do what ive secretly been doing my whole life

11/10 would cheat again
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146 of 154 people (95%) found this review helpful
45 people found this review funny
Recommended
8.6 hrs on record
Posted: 20 August, 2015
My 7 year old son loves to play this one with me. He has never played a FPS before, but caught quickly and is now bear-bombing his father to the giggling delight of his sisters. Fun for the friends, family and whoever else that loves to 'cheat' at FPSs.
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98 of 104 people (94%) found this review helpful
16 people found this review funny
Recommended
15.4 hrs on record
Posted: 11 June, 2015
Possibly the most entertaining multiplayer First-Person Shooter out there right now.

Focus is on couch mulitplayer over online, but this game offers both, and you can even play "couch and online" together. The developers are constantly tweaking and improving the game, and are very responsive to feedback. It's a little buggy on occasion, but that's part of its charm.

If you are looking for a FPS off the beaten path (and this one is faaar off the path), this game is it.
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127 of 144 people (88%) found this review helpful
81 people found this review funny
Recommended
7.7 hrs on record
Posted: 29 September, 2014
Step 1. Do something that is considered wrong in all other cases.
Step 2. Use your otherwise illegal informaton to kill someone.
Step 3. Die, because someone else did the same.

Wonderful concept, beautiful execution.

10/10, would Screencheat again.
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