The Culling Of The Cows is a side-scrolling shooter / tower defence game. You will take the role of Sammy, a soliloquizing schizophrenic farmer with a self prophesied mission to lay waste to the disease spreading over his farm.
User reviews: Mostly Positive (2,390 reviews) - 75% of the 2,390 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: May 9, 2014

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“A challenging arcade shooter that requires some strategic thinking as well”
8/10 – GAMERamble

“Hilarious in its purest essence”
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About This Game

The Culling Of The Cows is a side-scrolling shooter / tower defence game. You will take the role of Sammy, a soliloquizing schizophrenic farmer with a self prophesied mission to lay waste to the disease spreading over his farm.

With his dusty old 12 gauge at his side and god at his back, Sammy isn’t going to be taking too kindly to the infectious chaos of the big city’s leaking its way out into wild country. When all the lunacy started Sammy consulted God on what he should do, and the response was. KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL!!!!

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Features:

  • Full Controller support.
  • Steam Achievements.
  • Fast paced action mixed with strategic gameplay.
  • 40 levels of critters that need a good butchering.
  • Cheat Console.
  • Plough your way through herds of shamblers and ravenous cattle.
  • Easy to pick up and play, but gets quite challenging.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7, Vista
    • Processor: Core 2 Duo
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9.0 Compatible
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Generic Sound Device
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7, Vista
    • Processor: Quad core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9.0 Compatible
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Generic Sound Device
Helpful customer reviews
17 of 19 people (89%) found this review helpful
9.3 hrs on record
Posted: October 6, 2015
No offence, bu this seemed a little...stupid. I've played better flash games for free on game websites. The graphics were the best, the movement was clumsy, and the game it self didn't seem all that great. If it's free to you, go ahead and try it, but I wouldn't suggest spending money on it.
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12 of 12 people (100%) found this review helpful
3.3 hrs on record
Posted: January 9
As others have said, this game feels and plays like a cheap, uninspired flash game. I really don't understand why it has 75% positive reviews; gameplay gets stale by the third level, art is awkward and tacky, main character is the embodiment of stinky Texan redneck stereotypes... I've put 3.3 hours into it, completed 100%, achievements included.

Got it for free and I tell you I'd be angry if I had paid for it. Avoid.
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9 of 10 people (90%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.9 hrs on record
Posted: September 25, 2015
I feel sorry for anyone who has paid full price for this game, I got it for free off a website that was doing a mass key give away, I can see why they decided to give the keys away... this game to me personally feels like it should be a free flash game on a web browser.

If you get it for free some how, then I guess its alright if you're a Card/Achievement Hunter.
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
3.7 hrs on record
Posted: January 16
if you can get for 2E its worth it
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
8.2 hrs on record
Posted: December 6, 2015
Simple, short indie shooter.

I feel £9 it is a bit pricey considering how short and simple the game is, thankful that I got mine in one of the eight bundles it has so far appeared in. This perhaps irks me the most, had it been £1 game I may have been more forgiving.
The graphics are overlaid single scenes, nothing special, new or particularly interesting. Sound okay though I ended up muting after a while. Weapons, upgrades etc. seemed superfluous to me as the game is easy enough without.
Achievements super easy and drop with progress.
For me the replay value is 0.
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