The Culling Of The Cows is a side-scrolling shooter / tower defence game. You will take the role of Sammy, a soliloquizing schizophrenic farmer with a self prophesied mission to lay waste to the disease spreading over his farm.
User reviews: Mostly Positive (2,044 reviews)
Release Date: May 9, 2014

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Recommended By Curators

"This farming is really out of control"

Reviews

“A challenging arcade shooter that requires some strategic thinking as well”
8/10 – GAMERamble

“Hilarious in its purest essence”
NerdMaldito

About This Game

The Culling Of The Cows is a side-scrolling shooter / tower defence game. You will take the role of Sammy, a soliloquizing schizophrenic farmer with a self prophesied mission to lay waste to the disease spreading over his farm.

With his dusty old 12 gauge at his side and god at his back, Sammy isn’t going to be taking too kindly to the infectious chaos of the big city’s leaking its way out into wild country. When all the lunacy started Sammy consulted God on what he should do, and the response was. KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL!!!!

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Features:

  • Full Controller support.
  • Steam Achievements.
  • Fast paced action mixed with strategic gameplay.
  • 40 levels of critters that need a good butchering.
  • Cheat Console.
  • Plough your way through herds of shamblers and ravenous cattle.
  • Easy to pick up and play, but gets quite challenging.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7, Vista
    • Processor: Core 2 Duo
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9.0 Compatible
    • Hard Drive: 100 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Generic Sound Device
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7, Vista
    • Processor: Quad core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9.0 Compatible
    • Hard Drive: 100 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Generic Sound Device
Helpful customer reviews
140 of 198 people (71%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 2
McDonald's simulator
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75 of 110 people (68%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: May 27
Still better than CoD : Ghosts
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40 of 54 people (74%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.5 hrs on record
Posted: April 10
It's a bit sophmoric, and feels like some free flash game. However it does a decent job of varying the gameplay a bit. It's fairly easy overall and so are the achievements. More bad than good here, but is not without some redeeming qualities.
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11 of 16 people (69%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.5 hrs on record
Posted: March 9
"Burn you critters of Satan!"

The Culling of the Cows is action-packed fun with a mighty farmer's shotgun and God in your midst as you take on a horde of demonic mutant cows, birds, bears, humans, and more in a 2D side-scrolling, tower-defense-styled, twitch-shooting kind of game. Just to hear ol' farmer Sammy belt out those lines is worth playing this game.


"Holy Hell, y'all."

"Get off my dang farm!"


"Give `em the finger, God."

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23 of 39 people (59%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.1 hrs on record
Posted: April 14
This game is not for vegetarian.
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