The Culling Of The Cows is a side-scrolling shooter / tower defence game. You will take the role of Sammy, a soliloquizing schizophrenic farmer with a self prophesied mission to lay waste to the disease spreading over his farm.
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Mostly Positive (35 reviews) - 77% of the 35 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Mostly Positive (2,551 reviews) - 73% of the 2,551 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: May 9, 2014

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April 1

UPDATE - 02/APR/2016 - CLOUD SUPPORT


This update adds steam cloud saving to The Culling Of The Cows.

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  1. Steam cloud saving added.
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“A challenging arcade shooter that requires some strategic thinking as well”
8/10 – GAMERamble

“Hilarious in its purest essence”
NerdMaldito

About This Game

The Culling Of The Cows is a side-scrolling shooter / tower defence game. You will take the role of Sammy, a soliloquizing schizophrenic farmer with a self prophesied mission to lay waste to the disease spreading over his farm.

With his dusty old 12 gauge at his side and god at his back, Sammy isn’t going to be taking too kindly to the infectious chaos of the big city’s leaking its way out into wild country. When all the lunacy started Sammy consulted God on what he should do, and the response was. KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL!!!!

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Features:

  • Full Controller support.
  • Steam Achievements.
  • Fast paced action mixed with strategic gameplay.
  • 40 levels of critters that need a good butchering.
  • Cheat Console.
  • Plough your way through herds of shamblers and ravenous cattle.
  • Easy to pick up and play, but gets quite challenging.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10, 8.1, 8, 7, Vista, XP
    • Processor: Core 2 Duo
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9.0 Compatible
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Generic Sound Device
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10, 8.1, 8, 7, Vista, XP
    • Processor: Quad core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9.0 Compatible
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Generic Sound Device
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Mostly Positive (35 reviews)
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Mostly Positive (2,551 reviews)
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Shadow
0.1 hrs
Posted: August 22
Product received for free
It's amazing when you can get something for free and still feel ripped off.
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baloR
0.2 hrs
Posted: August 18
This game changed my life. 10/10
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PredatorTheAce
2.6 hrs
Posted: August 17
Product received for free
A game you should never spend money on
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William
5.8 hrs
Posted: August 15
Meme
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♬ Na0 ♬
1.8 hrs
Posted: August 14
Product received for free
Best game ever
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《P3NuT》
0.1 hrs
Posted: August 11
Product received for free
Its ok , but hey I got it for free so cool i guess
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staticgrazer
0.3 hrs
Posted: August 7
Worth the play, don't spend too much though.
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MRK | kickback.com
8.1 hrs
Posted: August 6
xddd
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Pleco
3.2 hrs
Posted: July 31
I got it on sale. I got my money's worth for two dollars but I'm glad I didn't pay full price. Game isn't very good. A shooter but shooting is done poorly. Sometimes bullets pass through one target and hit one behind. Mostly a game about knowing when to reload. Also can't reload while moving. More frusterating than fun.
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ObeyDaRadovic
5.9 hrs
Posted: July 29
Even though it is missing some things,i still think this is a very fun game,11 eur price is a bit too high for this game,but still not bad at all!
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
6 of 6 people (100%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
3.2 hrs on record
Posted: July 31
I got it on sale. I got my money's worth for two dollars but I'm glad I didn't pay full price. Game isn't very good. A shooter but shooting is done poorly. Sometimes bullets pass through one target and hit one behind. Mostly a game about knowing when to reload. Also can't reload while moving. More frusterating than fun.
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
233 of 319 people (73%) found this review helpful
128 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.0 hrs on record
Posted: November 8, 2014
I hope this game is banned in India.
6/10
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164 of 235 people (70%) found this review helpful
212 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 2, 2015
McDonald's simulator
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170 of 250 people (68%) found this review helpful
53 people found this review funny
Recommended
12.6 hrs on record
Posted: November 18, 2014
Still better than Dota 2
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39 of 43 people (91%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
3.3 hrs on record
Posted: January 9
As others have said, this game feels and plays like a cheap, uninspired flash game. I really don't understand why it has 75% positive reviews; gameplay gets stale by the third level, art is awkward and tacky, main character is the embodiment of stinky Texan redneck stereotypes... I've put 3.3 hours into it, completed 100%, achievements included.

Got it for free and I tell you I'd be angry if I had paid for it. Avoid.
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36 of 40 people (90%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.6 hrs on record
Posted: November 22, 2014
The Culling Of The Cows is a 2D Shooter with a Side Scrolling Combat, As an old farmer, you must protect your barn from Zombie Cows and whatever that tries to pass through you. as your partner you've got a badass gun that you can upgrade the power over time, some awesome special supports also a Supply pack to give you a hand to defeat those Zombies Cows and a badass Nazi Ufo.

Pros:

+Very Fun and addictive game
+Nice visual graphic
+Simple Controls
+Nice Combat System
+Challenging Game
+Enjoyable

Cons:

- HitBox is kinda messed up I'd say
- The game is kinda short
- only few achievements, (Would be fantastic if this game had some more achievements, just to increase the challenge)
- No Co-op (A Multi-Player mode would make it really Fun to play with friends )
- High Price (I'd recommend buy this game with +85% OFF)

I had this game for free and i really appreciate it and i would recommend buy this one in a steam sale when you can get a +85% OFF it would be a fair enough price !!!
I wouldn't recommend for my indian friends, that could be offensive or something :(
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29 of 32 people (91%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
9.1 hrs on record
Posted: June 12
Product received for free
This Developer has been caught using Steam Bots to inflate their Positive review scores. Avoid.
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126 of 196 people (64%) found this review helpful
99 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: May 27, 2015
Still better than CoD : Ghosts
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54 of 76 people (71%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Recommended
9.4 hrs on record
Posted: November 3, 2014
"Mad Zombi Cow Hunter"

The Culling Of The Cows is a 2D Sidescroll Shooter in the weird world of zombi farming. You are a farmer with a shotgun in your hand and must protect your barn from incoming waves of zombi cows. In each wave another type of obscure zombi creature joins the hordes. There are a bunch of cliches dealing of a typical redneck life and leading towards the grand finale: Fight against a Nazi UFO.

The gameplay is quite challing, yes, but it turns out in higher levels even more repetitive and boring. Although there is a mass of funny elements to discover, nothing remains as necessary remindable. Like a chopper support, nukes or a barn sentry. Wow how interesting.
The biggest lack are the uncomfortable controls like reloading each shell for one key hit or to aim precisely in the isometric playfield. Also some bugs are still included in this game.

So I can just recommend it to players of brute and unstrategical shooters.
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38 of 50 people (76%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.2 hrs on record
Posted: February 24, 2015
This was a really fun side game. Reminds me of the flash games but i had fun. I got the game for free so im not complaining. If your an achievement hunter these are easy achievements for you. You also get a couple of hours of fun time.
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