The Unlicensed Bible game that should have been buried in a desert is back !! and this time its taking no prisoners on its metaphysical "psychosis quest" into the very nature of God and death. Narrated By award winning No-wave high priestess Jarboe (SWANS,The path).
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Mixed (15 reviews) - 53% of the 15 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
Overall:
Overwhelmingly Negative (2,719 reviews) - 16% of the 2,719 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Sep 12, 2014

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May 27

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Think platform puzzling inspired by 8-bit Dizzy crossed with shinobi, simons quest and NES turtles. The battle system is inspired by FF7 Crisis core's gambit system and Parasite eve ...Yeah.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk6CAaeGrRA
(VERY early stuff)

Oh and lots of pianos

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“This is the kind of game that interrupts gameplay with actual footage of people calling it garbage. The kind that aspires to be viewed as "shovelware." The kind that claims to be "the unlicensed Bible game that should have been buried in the desert." The kind about space nuns saving orbital monasteries, featuring narration by no-wave godhead Jarboe. Uriel's Chasm, in other words, is the kind of game you should play immediately.”
Kill screen daily

“Those who appreciate indie games, particularly ones that push boundaries of what is acceptable for games, should pursue this. Uriel’s Chasm is an uncomfortable, avant-garde title that has hooked me. Chances are more unsuspecting players will continue to fall under its strange spell.”
Hardcore gamer

“Uriel's Chasm is an acquired taste, but something tells me this could find it's way to reaching cult classic status one day.”
Modvive

About This Game

"Sister Tabitha has been asleep 8 years. On route to investigate the disappearance of the orbital Monastery "Enoch's Hope"; She is haunted by reoccurring dreams of a Dimethyltryptamine harvesting "Garden of paradise"."

At least that's what the box said to the obscure avante garde 90's game the "Shovelware Queens" started reviewing.

The Unlicensed Bible game that should have been buried in a desert is back !! and this time its taking no prisoners on its metaphysical "psychosis quest" into the very nature of God and death.

Featuring :-

- Voice over By award winning SWANS no-wave high priestess Jarboe

- Ancient Hebrew story telling techniques of Allegory and Typology.

- Rich Context that infinitely rewards further investigation.

- Gamestyles including a complete re-imagining of Asteroids, High octane "Ghett-ro" Euroshmup action and "Non-Game" meta weirdness.

- Metaphysics drawn from over 7 years of research.

- Pulsing keytar soundtrack by Dylan Barry (Super killer hornet Resurrection, NPPD RUSH, Psichodelya)

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7 and up
    • Processor: 2 gig dual core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Latest driver direct x 9
    • Sound Card: Latest driver direct x 9
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Mixed (15 reviews)
Overall:
Overwhelmingly Negative (2,719 reviews)
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Macrochelys Temminckii [CZ]
( 1.8 hrs on record )
Posted: June 26
Product received for free
If you want to get cancer and die painfully, buy this game and than play it at least for one hour.
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astrobastard
( 0.3 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
you know those weird hypnagogic thoughts you have sometimes? those are sort of like what this game is. like the thoughts that you think and then think about as in "did i really just think that?" it's sadistically entertaining to see gamers react to a genuinely conceptually challgenging game that's more than just a banal war story (a la spec ops: the line) or walking simulator with some "weird" backstory tacked on (a la stanley parable). uriel's chasm will challenge your notion of what a game is and is not. it's a lot scarier than any trash that would be featured on pewdiepie's account, and much more meaningful than anything supposedly "sophisticated" reviewers like yahtzee could ever recommend. most will pass this off as some sort of hipster garbage and go back to circlejerking over trashy piles like gone home or lisa, but there's much more to this game than they could ever comprehend.

all of that being said, i wouldn't pay more than $2.50 (50% of its asking price as of wrtiting) for it, because it's more of a """thought experiment""" than an actual game ie, it's more "entertaining" than "fun". but still, it's something to watch for on sale. really excited to check out the developer's other bizarre experiments.
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Providence: Bulwark of the Weak
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
Product received for free
I just played this game, all the way through, in a single run.
Allow me to properly explain how it felt.

STAGE 1: Denial.
It can't possibly be that bad, it's probably "So bad it's good" or something like that. Let's try it.

STAGE 2: Bargaining.
I'll just beat this stage, flying around in a ship. Not too hard, if I can do this than Ill let myself go.

STAGE 3: Anger.
*Muffled cursing*

STAGE 4: Sadness.
By the final stage I was drained of everything that might be called enthusiasm or life. It's so mind-numblingly boring and tedious and difficult with absolutely no reason to be so that it sucks the soul of out you.

STAGE 5: Acceptance.
The game is done. I have a review to write.

tl;dr: I got this game for free and I paid far too much for it.
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kamils_
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: June 24
Most fun game ever, would recommend it to anyone. If you are looking for confusion and suicidal thoughts you have come to the right place. TVFilthyFrank is also a good place to go aswell.
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ExoRooster
( 0.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 24
What the ♥♥♥♥ is this game? I really dont understand what game is this...is this a game where you drive a spaceship and fight the enemys and it takes to find 10 min to find the enemys? Also this game is on drugs! And who da fuq are those 2 girls at the start of the game. I have to wait 2 min to start play and the sapceship is soo big in my screen. cant see even a ♥♥♥♥ing map! I JUST DONT GET IT WAHAT GAME IS THIS ♥♥♥♥! ITS LIKE A WHEN THE GORILLA TAKES A HEROIN AND STARTS TO ♥♥♥♥ HIS OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
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Majsan_Najsan
( 0.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 23
My boyfriend cheated on me. So I sent this game to him with a giant copypasted middle finger.

That'll show him!
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Rysingson
( 0.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 22
"i will never regret this purchase." -me, 5 minutes ago
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Benedict Arnold
( 0.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 22
Gave me malware
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21 of 22 people (95%) found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
3.8 hrs on record
Posted: June 12
Unless you want to test how much depression you can stomach, i highly recommend staying away from this thing "won't even call it a game"

it's an awful madness seasoned with sickness put into a plate made of swamp fever. Trust me you gonna hate yourself after starting it.
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8 of 10 people (80%) found this review helpful
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Not Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: June 21
"lil advice"don't make video games when your drunk! .
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5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: June 23
My boyfriend cheated on me. So I sent this game to him with a giant copypasted middle finger.

That'll show him!
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11 of 18 people (61%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
3.6 hrs on record
Posted: June 16
Product received for free
cancer everywhere
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: June 24
Most fun game ever, would recommend it to anyone. If you are looking for confusion and suicidal thoughts you have come to the right place. TVFilthyFrank is also a good place to go aswell.
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: June 22
Cringed on the startup, best thing I've ever bought on steam
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: June 22
Don't even try to poke it with a stick, turn around and forget that it even exists.
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1,260 of 1,367 people (92%) found this review helpful
592 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.6 hrs on record
Posted: October 29, 2014
I got this game for free and I still feel like I paid too much for it.
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414 of 450 people (92%) found this review helpful
246 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: July 27, 2015
Please, kill me.
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