You ever heard of Mario?
People who gre up with that game got addicted to Shrooms. And died
You heard of Sonic?
People who played his games got addicted to speed. They died too.
Where do we begin?
Kids started throwing poop and began evolving backwards
Will cause future space violence and cause our extinction after we pick a fight with aliens.
All these mascots have brought misery and death and eventualy.
The end of humanity!
Heard of Freddi fish?
Its your, no OUR! Salvation. Its beauty in every single pixel, Its an epic adventure that made columbus jurney to america seem like he was just crossing a tiny waterstream!
Charles Babbage The father of the computer had a dream, he dreamed about a small box with a glass screen, and in it he saw something beautiful, something colourfull with a more heartwarming feeling than a million smiling babies (All at once if i may add!) it was Freddi fish. Charles Babbage knew he had to be the one who helped computers become reality so that Humongous Entertainment would one day make the thing he saw in his dream. Poor Charles didn't live to see this game that he invented the computer for, but he was happy. He had seen it in a dream, and he knew he helped to make this game possible.
Buy it, for it's the Father of the computer Charles Babbage's dream.
Lets make our father proud.
Buy Freddi Fish, save humanity!