Serious review below (because joke reviews are not useful, but a waste of time):
This is a supposedly enhanced version of a free web game, with more puzzles, better graphics than the original version and a clue system, that helps you if you are stuck for a very long time in one the game's levels. Want to demo the game on your browser? Try using google and you'll find it. The idea behind it is nice, but it is badly executed. Lack of clues to solve puzzles, one annoying puzzle that forces you to have great mouse control with lots of trial and error, a puzzle that requires you to memorize a word from a large text, etc.
The game's sounds are good, but become very repetitive if you take too long to finish a room. There are some very weird and disgusting scenarios that fit the game well. The jump scares can frighten some people, but they are overused and predictable, with a B-horror, funny effect.
I bought this because of the huge discount (75%) and because the game gives you cards, so I ended up paying a negligible price for the game after selling the 3 cards it gave me.
Unless you want this game's cards, stick to the free version, which never got some annoying endgame puzzles.