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The Graveyard is a very short computer game. You play an old lady who visits a graveyard. You walk around, sit on a bench and listen to a song. It's more like an explorable painting than an actual game. An experiment with poetry and storytelling but without words.
Data wydania: 21 Mar 2008
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The Graveyard is a very short computer game. You play an old lady who visits a graveyard. You walk around, sit on a bench and listen to a song. It's more like an explorable painting than an actual game. An experiment with poetry and storytelling but without words.
Buying the full version of The Graveyard adds only one feature, the possibility of death. The full version of the game is exactly the same as the trial, except, every time you play she may die.
Designed by Auriea Harvey and Michael Samyn. Animations by Laura Raines Smith. Music by Gerry De Mol. Sound effects by Kris Force.

Wymagania systemowe (PC)

    • Operating System: Microsoft® Windows® XP or Vista
    • Processor: 1.5 Ghz
    • Memory: 256 MB
    • Hard disk space: 50 MB
    • Video Card: NVIDIA® GeForce™ or ATI™ Radeon® Video Card (no integrated graphics)
    • Sound: Any sound
    • DirectX® Version: 9.0c

Wymagania systemowe (MAC)

    • OS: OS X version Leopard 10.5.8, Snow Leopard 10.6.3, or later.
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo or G5
    • Memory: 2GB
    • Graphics: GeForce or Radeon x6xx type or better
    • Hard Drive: 100MB
    • Sound:
    If the game crashes or hangs on startup, please disable Steam Community In-Game in the game's properties.

Wymagania systemowe (Linux)

    • Processor: 1.5 Ghz
    • Memory: 256 MB
    • Hard disk space: 50 MB
    • Video Card: NVIDIA® GeForce™ or ATI™ Radeon® Video Card (no integrated graphics)
    • Sound: Any sound
Pomocne recenzje klientów
138 z 163 osób (85%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Produkty na koncie: 394
Recenzji: 14
0.4 godz. łącznie
Whatever you do, do not buy this. Save your money and spend 10 minutes to watch it on youtube instead.
If you really want to 'play' this, download the demo, it's basically the full game, just that you don't die...which makes no difference.

The description says:
It's more like an explorable painting than an actual game.

Well yeah, it's not. Exploring the graveyard? Forget about it, you will be able to walk straight to a bench and sit down. Awesome, innit?

Not sure if this 'art game' is even trying to be deep? If it does, it fails.
I get the point, but seriously, this is horrible.

Queen Heoly -: god this was awful lol
President Moon: like how awful
President Moon: 1-10
Queen Heoly -: 10

I'm all for 'different' games, but yeh, skip this one.

While you're at it take a look at the discussions though, lol.
Zamieszczono: 26 Listopad 2013
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie
146 z 181 osób (81%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Produkty na koncie: 212
Recenzji: 2
34.2 godz. łącznie
Pro bro gaymen tip: if you stay more than 60 minutes in the same spot a hellish Rick Astley and Pelvis Presley will emerge from a grave while a cybernetic Robo-Adolf Hitler will teleport by your side pulling you into a time-traveling dumpster that will take you to the year of 3651 where you will defend earth and fight hoards of diaper wearing devil babies. THERE is where the real game begins. Its trouble in diaper town, and this time grandma is taking no prisoners.
Zamieszczono: 3 Styczeń 2014
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie
89 z 110 osób (81%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Produkty na koncie: 284
Recenzji: 2
0.3 godz. łącznie
These guys are seriously charging $5 for this garbage? When you look at this store page, you're not watching a trailer. That's a full walkthrough, because that's literally all you can do. You walk in a straight line, sit on a bench, listen to a song with subtitles on, and walk the f**k out. Game over.

Yet despite how small this game is (at 47 Mb), they still couldn't even make it run properly. It skip and jitters almost constantly, and it's not just me. You can even see it in their "trailer". Not to mention the fact that when I played it, the old woman's animations glitched and I was unable to get up from the bench (or so I thought. Turns out that spending $5 let's the old lady kick the bucket while sitting on the bench). How f*****g incompetent do you have to be to make a game (and I'm being generous by calling it that) that's only 5 f*****g minutes long and still have it run like garbage and experience glitches? I saw the flat 2d tree decals disappear in fron of my eyes multiple times, and the shadows appear to be doing something which can only be described as "sh*****g themselves".

I'm so happy that this was gifted to me as a joke because if I had paid even a penny for this pretentious mound of dog s**t, I probably would have shot somebody. I can understand attempting to make an artistic statement with a game but there's nothing here to begin with. The only emotion this envoked was confusion. And not at anything that I played, I was just confused as to how the hell this got released.

I never thought that I would look at a game and genuinely regret wasting time on it, but congratulations "Tale of Tales", you did it.
Zamieszczono: 27 Listopad 2013
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie
70 z 89 osób (79%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Produkty na koncie: 334
Recenzji: 6
0.1 godz. łącznie
This game changed my point of view - Yes, in fact it did! Only after about 10 minutes of almost crying excitement, I was literally stunned by the enlightenment which this game so forcefully granted me.

This game changed my point of view - Before I played this game, I did not believe in a bad game. I mean every game has something... at least something... that makes it decent, in at least one way, even if it may have countless flaws.

But this game - changed my point of view. This game is just pure bad, in every sense of the word bad. It is even that bad that it deserves a praise for how bad it is, from a scale from legendary to awful, it scores a pure awful! Yes, it's just that bad.

I did get a graveyard for which my heart desired - yet with no freedom to interact or explore, only the vile path of unpleasantness awaits you.

It's even that bad that I would almost recommend it just to experience the awfulness first hand, this is indeed a life time of awfulness squashed into a short 10 minutes of gameplay! I did not believe the end screen when I walked out of that graveyard, it came from like out of nowhere... it still scares me, this day today.

Ofcourse, this is in my own personal opinion and I respect that your own opinion might be otherwise.
Zamieszczono: 25 Listopad 2013
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie
50 z 68 osób (74%) uważa, że ta recenzja jest pomocna
Produkty na koncie: 110
Recenzji: 5
0.5 godz. łącznie
It sucks.
It's not art.
It seriously hurted my nervs.
I bought this one to make a joke to a friend... Dear god, it's terrible.
Zamieszczono: 29 Listopad 2013
Czy ta recenzja była pomocna? Tak Nie

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