Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.
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Mostly Negative (447 reviews) - 29% of the 447 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Dec 19, 2013

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Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.

Besides heavy machinery like cutter, feller buncher and puller the player can finally simply use a chainsaw for working in the woods. With all this, the Woodcutter Simulator 2013 offers the players a great feeling.

Features

  • Work with the chainsaw in 1st-person-view
  • Direct delivery with trucks
  • New forest areas with new tasks
  • Day and night phases and varying weather
  • Realistic physics
  • Challenging Missions
  • Detailed graphic and carefully crafted environment

Steam Version includes all Gold Content


  • New low-loading truck
  • New Objects and Quests
  • Additional Missions
  • New Vehicle for chipped wood production

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Processor: 2,4 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 6800GT, ATI Radeon HD 3650
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Processor: 3,0 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce GTX 560, ATI Radeon HD 6970
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
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bubbles [bubbles]
0.4 hrs
Posted: September 18
junk doesn t play right
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azza2008
0.3 hrs
Posted: September 14
not proud gamee lags a awful lot controls well their are none apart from wsad from wt i remember avoid this gamme at all cost
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PrimoRedneck
0.2 hrs
Posted: September 11
WHO EVER MADE THIS ♥♥♥♥ SHOULD EAT A CHAINSAW!
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Awesome Enterprises
0.3 hrs
Posted: September 4
The tutorial doesn't work, and neither does my chainsaw. Lol, worst simulator.
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wigshaker
0.6 hrs
Posted: September 2
There is probably a 10% chance you will enjoy this game.
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Ammutseba
0.3 hrs
Posted: August 27
The only reason why I'm reviewing this is because there's to many positive reviews.
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Nyoobu ♡
4.0 hrs
Posted: August 1
Table of Contents:
- Foreword
- Graphics
- Gameplay
- Sounds
- Controls
- Quality
- Overall Experience


-Foreword
So, first of all, i didnt expect much, what should i even expect from a simulator game?
Yeah, there are some good simulators, but most of them are just ♥♥♥♥.

-Graphics
The graphics and level design were better than in other Simulators, could still have been much better, even with a low budget.

-Gameplay
The gameplay was insanely boring. When cutting a tree with your chainsaw it takes a 30 second animation untill its completly down. Pretty much one of the most boring games there is.

-Sounds
What should i say about Music in a simulator game? The music in every simulator game basically sounds the same.
About the sounds themself, they are not that good, some of them sounds pretty unrealistic, some sounds are not even existing, the game just feels pretty weird.

-Controls
This is the main reason why noone should ever get that game.
Its a 3D First-Person game, but you have to hold rightclick to change what you're looking at.
If you dont hold down rightclick you basically move your courser around the screen. Would have been better the other way around imo.
Also by combining Shift, A and W you could sprint insanely fast.

-Quality
Well, as i mentioned before, you could sprint insanely fast when pressing the Sprint key, walking forward and sideways facing in a 45° angle. You were even faster than a car. Much faster. Like twice as fast.
When starting the game it changes your screen resolution which ♥♥♥♥ed up my screen because i've got 2 screens with well-positioned windows. Its annoying if thats just getting destroyed by the game starting.
As i said, controls are bad. You can walk through most tree's.
It didnt save the setting twice for me, didnt try a third time.
The game crashed my whole PC kinda when i wanted to put it in windowed-mode, i just had a complete black screen, couldn't even do CTRL+ALT+DEL, couldnt close down woodcuttingsimulator2013.exe, i basically couldnt do anything anymore. RIP.
The animations are pretty slowly playing and bad, doesnt look realistic.
The physics were insanely bad, my car was driving through the river, coming out on the other side (with an insane airtime of like 10 seconds even though it should have been 2 seconds not even) and continued to drive.
The Car controls feel like bad car mods in minecraft.

-Overall Experience
Overall, i think thats one of the worst games i've ever played. I wouldnt recommend anyone to get, even think about getting that game... Honestly, its just bad. Btw. if you wonder why i've got 3 hours of playtime, after half an hour my mom got back from london, i forgot to turn of the game so i was still ingame for some time.
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xsolar47
3.0 hrs
Posted: July 24
It's a woodcutter simulator; I wasn't expecting much out of this game, but it met my expectations. Initially you run around with a chainsaw and cut down trees for money, and then use that money to buy tree cutters, and log haulers, etc. The physics can be glitchy at times, sending your player or car flying through the air, but you don't die from it, so it is not frustrating, but hilarious more than anything. Also, you can no-clip through large trees while driving vehicles, so that is unrealistic, but hilarious. Its a simulator with meme-tastic moments. Either get it in a bundle or don't pay full price for it.
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✪bbR
0.1 hrs
Posted: July 16
Glad I got this game in a bundle.
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
2.3 hrs on record
Posted: September 16
this game sucks. Dont waste your money
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5,522 of 5,743 people (96%) found this review helpful
136 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.3 hrs on record
Posted: December 29, 2013
So I walked for two hours to get my van, then I drove for an hour to get to the forest to cut down a tree. I watched as the tree fell, a single tear went down my face. I looked at my mission log, and there was a new mission. I then realized I had to cut down another tree that was 2 hours away. I got in my van and began to drive. It was then that I made the decision to drive 70mph into a building. Because only death could save me from this wooded hell.
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742 of 829 people (90%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: December 19, 2013
This game sucks. The chainsaw gives you the most money per tree, everything else earns you less so there is no point in buying machinery. You also move the fastest while on foot, when strafing, the vehicles are super slow. Oh and you also fall through the terrain constantly, there is even a button for resetting your vehicle when it happens so it's not like the developers didn't know about it.
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462 of 546 people (85%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: December 19, 2013
AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!
This game is atrocious and is unfinished.
The gameplay is so repetitive and boring, you cannot see other players, if you run up cars you go flying into the air.
Would have had more fun ripping out my eyeballs.
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381 of 464 people (82%) found this review helpful
22 people found this review funny
Recommended
6.1 hrs on record
Posted: December 22, 2013
Axes and chainsaws baby, the ORIGINAL hack-n-slash.

CAUTION: SPOILERS AHEAD!

Your first mission has you run off to the "haunted forest" to remove three trees so that the undercrop can grow! But why is it a haunted forest? What horrible fate befell those who named it? WHO THE F*** knows!

It just is. You're not here to solve some sort of godd**n MYSTERY - you're here to chop down some trees, and that's what your going to do!

Plot? Reason? Purpose? You're HACKING DOWN TREES! Why do you *need* a reason?

Fine, fine, some Douglas Firs killed your parents and now you're the MOTHERF**KING BATMAN OF THE WOODS. You're not the lumberjack they deserve, you're the flannel wearing badass that they NEED.

Are the cops going to chop down trees? Feh, I don't think so. The firemen? Sure, they might have axes, but they're not going to deforest an entire nature preserve on a whim because they're too busy fighting friggin' fires. So it's up to YOU and your in-game vehicle...

...the CHAINSAW.

Sure, you don't actually RIDE it, and yeah - any car that you actually do come across, although parked, glitches like a mother and launches you about 1,000 feet in the air - but does it hurt you? NO. Why?

BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GOD**N BATMAN, THAT'S WHY.

Now shut up, buy this game and play, the fate of the world just might depend on it...

...

...it *probably* doesn't, because it is a f***ing game about cutting down trees...but ya know...

IT MIGHT. It just might.
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661 of 834 people (79%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: December 19, 2013
Don't even. Not even as a joke. You'll regret it within a small number of minutes. Possibly less than that. I've heard that wood dust gives you cancer, anyway.
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113 of 121 people (93%) found this review helpful
18 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.1 hrs on record
Posted: January 5, 2014
You start the game as a nameless man with a chainsaw. You wonder who you are and why you are in front of a house. Right about when you get your bearing you are informed that if you cut down 8 trees in a forest on the other side of town you will be paid $12,000. They don’t phone you or contact you in any way to relay this information but you just know... maybe this is all in your head? All you know is that you accepted this commitment and have only 2 hours and 30 minutes to deliver. You look around, you have no mode of transpiration and no real indication of how you got there. The only option is to walk, or in this case sprint. As you are running through town you notice that there are other houses, other cars parked but no people. You run through the entire town and haven’t seen a single person or any signs of life at all. You arrive at the forest where you will begin your job. You find a flagged tree, carefully position yourself in front of it and get to work. After what feels like forever you finish your last tree. You are informed you have finished your job and money appears in your account. Except you don’t have a bank account, it just appears as if somehow you just know you have more money now. You are informed of another job, this one for 3 trees to be cut down next to a farm on the other side of town. You decide that you will spend your money on a van to drive there, everything goes black. You wake up in the middle of town in a van with no indication on how you got there. Who did you buy the van from? Where are they now? These questions will have to wait as your job ahead at the farm has you feeling anxious. You start to drive to the farm when you notice the van says you are traveling at 80 yet you are going slower than you can run. You do not see anyone anywhere in the town, everything feels wrong. The way the van drives, the way it just kind of rotates on its axis instead of steering. You pass the farm and stop dead in your tracks. There is a cow! You jump out of your van and run over to see the only other living thing in this entire world. The cow does not move it just stands there staring at you. You position yourself in front of the cow and look into its eyes and all you see is blackness. The game is over.
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103 of 121 people (85%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: December 30, 2013
piece of ♥♥♥♥, unplayable, 10/10 ~ ign
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84 of 95 people (88%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: June 26, 2014
First In-Game Adventure: You start out as a random guy with a chainsaw standing in front of a house and you see that you are next to three recycle bins. You wonder who you are and how you got there, and why you are standing next to three recycle bins. You see a tree and you decide you want to cut it down. You run up to it in super lag at 1fps and try to stick the chainsaw which you don’t know how you got into the tree. You try to start the chainsaw but it says you are holding the chainsaw in the wrong position. So you give up and decide to explore. But then, all of the sudden, you feel the need that you need to cut down some trees. You have no way of getting this information, you just know in your mind that you must cut down three trees. So you decide to cut down these trees and you realize that you can run faster sideways than you can forwards. You don’t know why, you just do. In your head you visualize a map. You have no way of getting this map, you just picture it (in the top-right corner of your screen). You run to this place where you feel the trees are and you magically stop. You have reached the end of the world. Small world right? Then you turn around and you see a hideous, very scary sight. You see…a mountain that is literally covered in trees!!! Then you see a crane and decide to jump in it so that you don’t have to look at that hideous mountain anymore. You don’t know how you got in it or what you pressed, but you’re magically in the crane. You can’t get out. You’re stuck. The game is over.

Second In-Game Adventure: You start out as a random guy with a chainsaw standing in front of a house and you see that you are next to four recycling bins. You once again wonder who you are and how you got there, and why there are now four recycling bins. Maybe the garbage man came and dropped off another one? These questions remain in your head leaving you in confusion. You see a tree once again and you decide you want to cut it down. You think that maybe this time the chainsaw will actually start…You thought wrong. Once again the chainsaw doesn’t move. You decide that maybe this tree just has problems and doesn’t like you so you decide to run away from this tree that doesn’t seem to like you and you run up a hill. You then remember that you can run faster sideways than you can forwards. You don’t know why, you just do. So you awkwardly run sideways until you come to another tree. You think that this one looks more friendly and will want to be your friend so you can cut it down…You thought wrong. As soon as you get up to the tree and raise your chainsaw, the tree pulls you into it. You don’t know how, since you were standing about 5 ft. away from the tree. How can this be? You are stuck with these puzzling questions waiting to be answered. Anyway, the tree pulls you into it and you go into the tree. You don’t know how, all you know is that you are now inside the tree. But then, things get much more scary. You then fall out of the tree and start falling into a world of whiteness. You look up and you can see that you have fallen out of the world. You can see the bottom of the world fading as you fall farther and farther into the world of whiteness. You look down into the whiteness. It looks very…white. But then, as you start to think that things can’t get any worse…You thought wrong. Black and white lines cover up your screen. Everything fades. The game crashes. You are back at your desktop. Worst simulator game ever…
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164 of 214 people (77%) found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
Recommended
10.3 hrs on record
Posted: January 11, 2014
Like Skyrim with chainsaws 12/10
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