Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.
User reviews: Mostly Negative (382 reviews)
Release Date: Dec 19, 2013
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Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.

Besides heavy machinery like cutter, feller buncher and puller the player can finally simply use a chainsaw for working in the woods. With all this, the Woodcutter Simulator 2013 offers the players a great feeling.

Features

  • Work with the chainsaw in 1st-person-view
  • Direct delivery with trucks
  • New forest areas with new tasks
  • Day and night phases and varying weather
  • Realistic physics
  • Challenging Missions
  • Detailed graphic and carefully crafted environment

Steam Version includes all Gold Content


  • New low-loading truck
  • New Objects and Quests
  • Additional Missions
  • New Vehicle for chipped wood production

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Processor: 2,4 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 6800GT, ATI Radeon HD 3650
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Processor: 3,0 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce GTX 560, ATI Radeon HD 6970
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 500 MB available space
Helpful customer reviews
24 of 31 people (77%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: October 5, 2014
I have had painful eye surgery and I still consider the time I spent in this game as the most painful experience of my life.
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43 of 65 people (66%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: October 12, 2014
What Wood Jesus Do?
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21 of 27 people (78%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: October 31, 2014
Not a simulator. Just a failure.
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12 of 13 people (92%) found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: September 1, 2014
To all those who are unable to get this game to run, consider yourselves extremely lucky! As is typical of most low-budget 'sims' these days, this game is absolutely unplayable, with no clipping, weird movements, no easily understood goals. It's utter junk.
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8 of 8 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: December 14, 2014
What the ♥♥♥♥ is this ♥♥♥♥? I stand eagly in front of the dark barked tree, ready to cut it down, and show it who's boss.
Instead "You are not in the right position".
How can I possibly continue my life if I cannot even simply use a chainsaw to cut down a tree!
I'd like to thank Jesus, my mom and Pig for their guidance, but I have turned out as a failure.


♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ shit ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ing piece of ♥♥♥♥ game i will slice your head into pieces using a ♥♥♥♥ing chainsaw you ♥♥♥♥♥
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13 of 18 people (72%) found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 8, 2014
I mean, it's no Warehouse and Logistics simulator, but it's getting there.
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9 of 11 people (82%) found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: August 18, 2014
The good: It's first person
The bad: Boring! Game does most things for you, a lot of walking at the start.
Eventually, after a lot of hours when you can afford vehicles the game MIGHT be interesting. Otherwise it's just another buggy, rubbish simulator game.
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8 of 10 people (80%) found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: October 4, 2014
I bought two keys for £4 and I never thought I would be so bothered by the cost. But this game is ♥♥♥♥ing horrific! You can't even see the other playing in Multiplayer. DO NOT BUY! DO NOT BUY!
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: December 27, 2014
This is the best horrible game simulator I've ever played.
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: December 31, 2014
Buy this if you're intrested in dying
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5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful
5.1 hrs on record
Posted: September 13, 2014
Very dissapointed its the exact same thing as woodcutter 2011
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: December 26, 2014
*installs*

*boots game on third try*

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

*smashes fist into keyboard*

*exits game*

*uninstalls forever*
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: January 2
This game needs the tag line: Woodcutter Simulator 2013... for the laziest, most useless lumberjack in all of us!
You wont get to cut trees. You wont get to satisfying swing and dig the blade of your axe/chainsaw/machete into the bark of any tree. The button does it for you! Best consolidation of woodcutting essentials lumped into one handy click of a button.
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5 of 8 people (63%) found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: September 30, 2014
For now my opinion is a Negative one, because like many I can't run the game.

There is an interesting thing - on my personal PC which has Windows 7, it doesn't run - just the company logos, then crashes.Tried to apply the compatibility to a Windows XP SP3, same.

Tried to run it on the office PC which has Windows XP SP3, it runs!Well, because of the low specifications of the PC I can't play, but it runs.So... maybe that's the whole problem?
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: December 31, 2014
a top of the line chainsaw-that-for-some-odd-reason-draws-marker-lines-on-trees sim. 0/10 actually feels like work
Also crashes when I try to load a game.
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: December 24, 2014
So do you like to go to the dentist and get a root canal without any freezing or pain killers?
If so this may be the game for you.

OK a bit harsh, but seriously unless your thinking about going to get a job as a tree faller working only in the suburbs there is no reason to look at this game.

Game:
You cut things down
You walk around going to things to cut down

Pro:
It runs on my machine
It came free in a bundle
It is what it says it is
At least there is no steam cards - so I didn't have to play this for 3 hours to get all the cards

Cons:
It runs on my machine (and now I have to get a priest in to resanctify the hard drive)
It came free in a bundle (and I overpaid for the game)
It is what it says it is (and I wish it wasn't)
It can with no steam cards (that I could sell to make this game worth my time)

If you want to buy this game, seek help.
Only buy it as a gift for somebody you dislike (and you want them to hate you)
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5 of 9 people (56%) found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: October 11, 2014
this game was a waste of money and time. whats the meaning of a game when it never works?
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6 of 11 people (55%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: October 17, 2014
I want my money back you scammers!
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6 of 11 people (55%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 3, 2014
I live in Tennessee and always wanted to cut trees liek dem country folk but dey won't let me cause I'm asian. Now I can cut da trees in dis vidya game and I ne'er felt so much moar redneck in my life even it affect my vocab

10/10
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5,423 of 5,628 people (96%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
3.3 hrs on record
Posted: December 29, 2013
So I walked for two hours to get my van, then I drove for an hour to get to the forest to cut down a tree. I watched as the tree fell, a single tear went down my face. I looked at my mission log, and there was a new mission. I then realized I had to cut down another tree that was 2 hours away. I got in my van and began to drive. It was then that I made the decision to drive 70mph into a building. Because only death could save me from this wooded hell.
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