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Includes 5 items: Goat Simulator, Goat Simulator: Original Soundtrack, Goat Simulator: GoatZ, Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, Goat Simulator: Waste of Space

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25 May

NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th!

#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

You can be a goat
Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
In-game physics that bug out all the time
Seriously look at that goat's neck
You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows

Mac OS X

SteamOS + Linux

Minimum:

OS: Windows Vista
Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
DirectX: Version 9.0c
Storage: 2 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit

Recommended:

OS: Windows 7 or 8
Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
DirectX: Version 9.0c
Storage: 2 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit

Minimum:

OS: OS X 10.7
Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
Storage: 2 GB available space
Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012

Recommended:

OS: OS X 10.8
Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
Storage: 2 GB available space
Additional Notes: 2013 models or better

Minimum:

OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
Storage: 2 GB available space
Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers

Recommended:

OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
Storage: 2 GB available space
Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers

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Posted: 8 August

this game is one of my favorite games on steam and i love that they added steam workshop
10/10

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Posted: 7 August

I dont even have this game

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Posted: 7 August

It's ♥♥♥♥ING stupid game. Goat MMO one 💕

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Posted: 7 August

this game is too realistic

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Posted: 7 August

Well Goat Simulator, i brought this game for a bit of fun and Turned out that DLC had been released for it. (GoatZ at the time). i went online and got a copy of goat simulator and downloaded it to my PC. the shock and horror of this game is amazing beeing able to play as a Goat smashing stuff up with your head and legs. and The DLC what can i say GoatZ starts off before the outbreak battling your way through a Hostpital infected all around you as the game progresses showing you what you need to do to survive in a Zombie Outbreak on Goat simulator. Along Side the Smashing and Crashing and Killing there are challenges in the Normal mode without DLC the challenges dont have a time limite but the DLC GoatZ Dose i dont know about the other DLC i havent tried it. But because it a good game and I LOVE GOATS.

i will give this game a 7/10 as its not something i would play all the time.

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Posted: 7 August

Gets old extremely fast. Go to your friends list and see how long everyone's played it.

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Posted: 7 August

this game is cancer

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Posted: 7 August

it wasn't half life 3 0/10

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Posted: 7 August

hilariously stupid fun

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Posted: 6 August

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[FB] maribu

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Posted: 19 July

Maybe not the game for me, but i got very bored bery quickly

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Sweep

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Posted: 17 July

About Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator is an open world sandbox in the truest since of the word. There are no objectives, no story and not even the possibility of death. Just you and three large maps to explore and cause havoc in. As the name implies you play as a goat that escaped from it's pen. He is far from a normal goat though as he can run on walls, has an incredibly stick tongue and is incapable of death despite being near explosions or falling down absurd heights. This demigoat has no goals and is content just griefing the people that cross its path. The locations it comes across are all very strange and feature aliens, protesting of genital shaped food and a ton of memes. It is a very strange game that relies on you to make your own fun and gives you a comical world to explore with over the top rag-doll physics and tons of secret powers for your goat.

Graphic

Are pretty nice as the game is running on the Unreal 3 Engine. Music is very silly and off beat which I imagine would be either love it or hate it type of soundtrack. Physics are over the top and very fun to watch fly around though you may occasionally get your head stuck in objects and watching a goat climb a ladder is equally terrifying and hilarious. It features full controller support and up to four player local coop which is always a blast. Steam Workshop is also integrated into this title allowing you to download new maps, powers and even game-modes such as pinball. There is no blood, gore or even strong language. The most adult joke in this game that I have seen is the no phallic shaped food sign I mentioned earlier. It may be a pretty good title to play with your children since there is 4 player coop and no death only fun.

All in All Goat Simulator is a really Funny Game :-)

9/10 Frome Me
Sweep

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mjustusk

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Posted: 14 July

A really nice game but it have a lot of bugs. :D

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† Ángel xD †

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Posted: 15 July

What can I say, it's pretty pointless but kinda fun as well. Best enjoyed with friends.

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Fiberian Hufky

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Posted: 13 July

If you want to play massive single player then buy this game the reason why i bought this game its bcause fr told me that in the mmo version u play multiplayer but it was lie ...

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Poisony

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Posted: 19 July

If you're the kind of person who enjoys screwing up with 3D model physics in a open world and your heart skips a beat every time you play a new sandbox game and you find a weird-♥♥♥ glitch, this is your heaven.

Your glitchy, buggy heaven. With distorted ragdolls and everything!

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