Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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Mostly Positive (458 reviews) - 76% of the 458 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (36,305 reviews) - 88% of the 36,305 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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May 25

NEW EXPANSION ANNOUNCED Coming out, May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator will release a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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January 14

Goat Simulator: PAYDAY



Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
Customer reviews
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Recent:
Mostly Positive (458 reviews)
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Very Positive (36,305 reviews)
Recently Posted
armel_bustillo
( 54.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
very funny and entertainig for me and my sister, i like the game
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Joseph Kohen
( 5.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
DLC Simulator 9/11
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Jack2016™
( 7.7 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
Best Game 10/10
The Best part was being a goat
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BLAZEYKAT #katarmy
( 6.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
Now you can destroy virtual stuff easier
Seriously this game is destruction
Helpful? Yes No Funny
Smank
( 5.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
THis game is meme trash that gets boring in about 2 hours
Helpful? Yes No Funny
Raggie
( 17.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
♥♥♥♥ing flapy goat
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Sephurd Duckie
( 3.9 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
dem goats man
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John Cena
( 7.7 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
This game fascinates me :^)
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pdale2
( 11.9 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
It's a sandbox game. You're the goat. You can pretty much destroy everything you see.

Don't overthink it. Buy the game, especially if it's on sale.
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The 10th Doctor
( 7.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
its ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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robertairvin96
( 3.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
Like a lot of reviewers said, this is a great game if you play it in small time sessions. If you like using cheat codes in the GTA games for the laughs, then you will also enjoy Goat Simulator. I would also highly reccommend buying this when it is on sale, as there is only so much you are able to do in a sandbox game.
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Blubberguy22
( 16.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
This game is mostly a novelty. It's fun at first, but quickly gets boring with little replayability and not a whole lot to do. Although it is somewhat fun to mess around with others in, there are more entertaining ways to sit on a couch with friends (that also entertain for longer).
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Merty
( 49.6 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
hehehehehe kind of a gimmick game, but fun and funny. good for a few hours of fun.
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smoneills
( 5.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
THIS GAME SHOULD NOT BE JUST CALLED 'GOAT' SIMULATOR. IT SHOULD ME CALLED GIRAFFE, PIG, COW ETC. SIMULATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jaxson501
( 9.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
gr8 m8 i r8 8/8
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supersonicNJP
( 8.9 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
For some reason, there is an update, but whenevar I try to update the game, it says that I cannot due to corrupt game files.
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Giraffe
( 1.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
goat! no more needs to be said.
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
19 of 25 people (76%) found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
Recommended
240.3 hrs on record
Posted: May 21
This game. Where to start. Goat simulator had taken over my life. I have spent countless hours on it and yet finding new things to do. new tasks to do and by far the most addictive game i've ever played!

Pro's:
- Very fun.
- easily spend 15 mins waiting for another game.
- can spend hours on end enjoying the fun.
- really cheap.

Con's:
- once addicted... it takes over your life.

For anyone still unsure about buying the game, here is my best anecdote.
Strolling home late at night; i sit and wind down to goat simulator. 5 hours later im there running round as a penguin that is super buff one shotting cars all over the place. I then thought. I WILL OWN A GOAT..... Now I currently own 4 Pigmy goats and love them soo much!

All in all... This game has made my life soo much more happier!!!!
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14 of 16 people (88%) found this review helpful
16 people found this review funny
Recommended
39.9 hrs on record
Posted: May 12
If you had told me 4 years ago that I would end up playing a game where I was a goat for 40 hours, I would laugh in your face. Today, you would be the one laughing.
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22 of 33 people (67%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
Recommended
700.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 25
Original ideas in a sandbox. Years later, we're still finding all the secrets and Easter eggs.

All the DLC is good value; offering a plethora of animals environments and mutators.

Nothing beats the feeling of being a goat and doing number twos.
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6 of 6 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
182.9 hrs on record
Posted: May 23
BEST PARKOUR GAME IN YEARS.

Goat simulator is a must-buy if you're bored. (and have ten bucks you dont care about spending)

It has one of the funniest physics I've ever seen and you can do pretty much anything you want. I reccomend playing with friends, it will almost quadruple the amounts of laughs you get otherwise. Its a sandbox game, there is no end so it's no surprise if you get bored after a week (or less, depends on what kind of person you are). Trying to get higher scores, finding easter eggs and trying to get all the achievements always leaves you wanting to play somemore.

And the Acrobatics/Parkour mechanics are SO much fun. jump from roof to roof, wall climb, wall jump, do 360-backflips, and walk on your front legs. Its so challenging and fun to run across the maps parkouring on everything, even vehicles.

But If you're worried that it will only provide you with a very short amount of entertainment and dont want to spend more money buying the DLCs, you can download mods and maps people made on the steam workshop! (or even make mods)

This game is a masterpiece to be honest.

Basically, Goat Simulator is a low-budget (yet amazing) GTA-like indie game by Coffee Stain Studios. If the devs are reading this, know that I love ya'll and support your amazing work! (especially Mikael!)

10/10, Definitely worth the 10 bucks. buy it. Don't buy hoola-hoops or bricks.
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6 of 6 people (100%) found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
Recommended
12.0 hrs on record
Posted: May 26
This is what happens when you don't pay attention to that one kid at the back of the class
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47 of 84 people (56%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 8
I bought Goat Sim on a whim, and it delivers exactly what it promises. A goat going around breaking things with pretty funny physics.

However, it IS a novelty game that pretty quickly outlives it's fun factor and is something to be played in short sessions (like 30 minutes) as there is only so much fun that can be gained from a goat (or some eldritch abomination involving a microwave on long thin legs) with a bizarre tongue destroying everything in sight.

The DLC game-modes and Achievement hunting add a bit to it, but it's still a short-lived novelty.

I wouldn't recommend this game, but I would say it's good for a cheap laugh every so often. Play it with a friend with you so you can give each other dumb challenges (e.g. How far can you punt a goat with a truck?) and a Goat Simulator session will last longer.
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
2.5 hrs on record
Posted: May 26
Very fun for wasting time, totally worth the $2.50 I got it for but I might feel jipped if I payed the full $10. Great fo a laugh and confusing old people.
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36 of 66 people (55%) found this review helpful
19 people found this review funny
Recommended
10.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 10
Goat Simulator > any other simulator :3
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
8.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 13
I have now been trained to become a full time goat.
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48 of 92 people (52%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
3.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 5
While I definitely share the penchant for mindless entertainment, this will likely only keep you occupied for an hour at best. The game really is pointless save for the chaos that you can foment, and even that gets stale after the tenth time you run into a truck.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
11.9 hrs on record
Posted: May 26
It's a sandbox game. You're the goat. You can pretty much destroy everything you see.

Don't overthink it. Buy the game, especially if it's on sale.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
7.7 hrs on record
Posted: May 26
Best Game 10/10
The Best part was being a goat
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
32.9 hrs on record
Posted: May 20
Now THIS game. This game is a work of art when you play it ( Not to mention the chat that you can use which makes sounds) But this is one of those games that have NO story, NO explanation, and ebst of all you can DO what EVER you want in it. Do you want to rain goats down on people and stuff? This game is for you! Do you want to be a dragon born goat? This game is for you! Do you want to headbutt people as a goat? This game is for you! Do you want to BE a goat? This game is for you! so many possibilitys in this game which makes a good game a good game. That is why i am recommending it for you to play it!
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: May 13
Thank you for tricking me into paying for this game- your marketing strategy is wise beyond your human years!
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
14.0 hrs on record
Posted: May 26
For being a goat I can say that this game is 100% spot on. I could finaly play a game that was basically my life and i enjoyed all of it. For being a goat the controls are really hard to play along with i would always forget what key did what. After awhile this game did get boring because, I mean I do this daily and get real reactions from stupid humans instead of computer generated ones.
Needless to say it is like a normal day for a goat, and if your a human that wants to know about what goats do when your not watching. :^)
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
3.1 hrs on record
Posted: May 26
Like a lot of reviewers said, this is a great game if you play it in small time sessions. If you like using cheat codes in the GTA games for the laughs, then you will also enjoy Goat Simulator. I would also highly reccommend buying this when it is on sale, as there is only so much you are able to do in a sandbox game.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
7.1 hrs on record
Posted: May 26
its ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
9.0 hrs on record
Posted: May 20
This game is interesting but i think you should be able to choose a class {in game}
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