Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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Mostly Positive (404 reviews) - 77% of the 404 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (36,222 reviews) - 88% of the 36,222 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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May 25

NEW EXPANSION ANNOUNCED Coming out, May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator will release a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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January 14

Goat Simulator: PAYDAY



Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
Customer reviews
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Recent:
Mostly Positive (404 reviews)
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мᴿвᴼzᴬcᴷ
( 698.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 25
Original ideas in a sandbox. Years later, we're still finding all the secrets and Easter eggs.

All the DLC is good value; offering a plethora of animals environments and mutators.

Nothing beats the feeling of being a goat and doing number twos.
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Bredstik
( 1.7 hrs on record )
Posted: May 25
Well, I do recomend the game and all, but It won't even let me in the game!
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Mr.AWPer
( 6.8 hrs on record )
Posted: May 25
Funny Game! Its Like Breaking The 4th Wall! Love It Recommended it!
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MrSkeletonMan
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 25
This game is fun from what Ive played so far.
It's ridiculous that you just run around and headbutt (or lick!) stuff.
I haven't played that much yet but as I said this is still really fun, and I was laughing most of the time I was playing.
I would recommend this game to people who want to have a good time and be a goat. But why would you want to be a goat.
10/10
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Razna
( 3.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 25
Ain't nothin to it.
This goat made me do it.
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chaseRekz
( 1.9 hrs on record )
Posted: May 24
Really fun game to play...was worth sending my money on
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Sweetsetto
( 14.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 24
Goat SImulator has been some sort of trip so far. I love how much there is to do and unlock. The easter eggs I've found around the map have made for quite humorous gameplay in addition to this already silly game. I enjoy playing it a lot because I can just sit back and destory things in this sandbox world. It's great for wasting hours accomplishing nothing. 10/10 would reccomend.
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mextie
( 2.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 24
Ahg, this game is amazeball, sadly laggy on my CPU but manageable.
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Adik Nakal
( 4.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 24
it's like sharknado.

it's fun simply due to its unbelievable level of ridicule. like the tall goat.
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stoombas
( 9.5 hrs on record )
Posted: May 24
It is cool but glitchy
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Sorken
( 13.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 24
Nice graphics and fun when you are bored.
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TheyCallMePhoon
( 3.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 24
Not on sale?Make your own decisions
On sale?Definitely yes

Got mine 75% off if I'm not wrong.

You like goats?Buy it.
You don't like goats?Buy it.GIt gud and you will liek goats
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Toasty
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 24
If you're looking for something to occupy yourself with for a few hours and find physics based stupidity funny, this is a no-brainer. I personally enjoyed my time with Goat Simulator, but I know many others wouldn't simply because the game doesn't cater to their type of humor. Do not buy this game expecting a huge world, a deep story, or anything along those lines - buy it expecting a physics sandbox. That's all it is, and it does it pretty well.

Pros:

+ Amusing references and physics-based humor
+ Decent graphics
+ Loads of achievements

Cons:

- Poor performance at times
- Lack of content
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♎ $LUG ♎
( 1.8 hrs on record )
Posted: May 24
the goat touched my pe**s
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美院张根硕
( 7.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 23
Play RPG 2 day,
Never realized it's offline,
Try to talk to everyone,
Still wondering why those people don't reply my greeting.
11/10

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jenhundt
( 28.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 23
OMG these people weren't thinking about anything and then one said hey let's make the stupidest game ever and get it to hijack the internet so people who like to blow up gass stations and break into low gravity testing facilities can love their computer life even more.
10/10
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Reeze
( 2.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 23
I bought this because it was practically a meme on the internet and it looked great, but it;s really not. The game can be entertaining...for a few hours at best. After a bit, it becomes really boring, and that is really all I have to say about it.
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
23 of 31 people (74%) found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
Recommended
10.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 10
Goat Simulator > any other simulator :3
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6 of 7 people (86%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: May 22
I swear to god this game is the greatest game on the internet. My entire playthrough of this was a long monologue of WTF's but the best of WTF's xD
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27 of 48 people (56%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
3.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 5
While I definitely share the penchant for mindless entertainment, this will likely only keep you occupied for an hour at best. The game really is pointless save for the chaos that you can foment, and even that gets stale after the tenth time you run into a truck.
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
240.3 hrs on record
Posted: May 21
This game. Where to start. Goat simulator had taken over my life. I have spent countless hours on it and yet finding new things to do. new tasks to do and by far the most addictive game i've ever played!

Pro's:
- Very fun.
- easily spend 15 mins waiting for another game.
- can spend hours on end enjoying the fun.
- really cheap.

Con's:
- once addicted... it takes over your life.

For anyone still unsure about buying the game, here is my best anecdote.
Strolling home late at night; i sit and wind down to goat simulator. 5 hours later im there running round as a penguin that is super buff one shotting cars all over the place. I then thought. I WILL OWN A GOAT..... Now I currently own 4 Pigmy goats and love them soo much!

All in all... This game has made my life soo much more happier!!!!
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 12
I make Jim's life miserable. Every. Single. Day.

Jim still loves me.

Goats can do anything.
Goats are superior.

People cheered to my 1080 degrees backflip. Never been so proud.

12/10 would buy again.
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13 of 23 people (57%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 8
I bought Goat Sim on a whim, and it delivers exactly what it promises. A goat going around breaking things with pretty funny physics.

However, it IS a novelty game that pretty quickly outlives it's fun factor and is something to be played in short sessions (like 30 minutes) as there is only so much fun that can be gained from a goat (or some eldritch abomination involving a microwave on long thin legs) with a bizarre tongue destroying everything in sight.

The DLC game-modes and Achievement hunting add a bit to it, but it's still a short-lived novelty.

I wouldn't recommend this game, but I would say it's good for a cheap laugh every so often. Play it with a friend with you so you can give each other dumb challenges (e.g. How far can you punt a goat with a truck?) and a Goat Simulator session will last longer.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
6.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 11
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=618575296

It's just one of those games where anything is possible. Including spitting in Almir's face for making terrible PAYDAY 2 Microtransactions.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
20.3 hrs on record
Posted: May 14
Very funny and cool game to play with your friends!! :D I mean theres no real purpose to it apart from LOTS of thing to do in the game! ! :D
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 15
Critic:
Being a goat isn't easy you know, being constantly hited by cars and people are scared of us... It's a very fun game but it starts to get boring because after 20 minutes there is nothing else to do. And ragdolls, I love ragdolls, I like the game because of the ragdolls.

Rating - 74/100

Conclusion:
A good rating makes a good recommendation ;), so I will recommend it to you guys.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
9.0 hrs on record
Posted: May 20
This game is interesting but i think you should be able to choose a class {in game}
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Recommended
56.6 hrs on record
Posted: May 13
that's realy good game nad really funny (i like hit peoples with no reason)

and you know what can make this game better?

MULTIPLAYER!!!!!
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
4.1 hrs on record
Posted: May 24
it's like sharknado.

it's fun simply due to its unbelievable level of ridicule. like the tall goat.
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4 of 6 people (67%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
26.7 hrs on record
Posted: April 25
"Goat Simulator" is a very unique simulator compared to others because instead of actually simulated being a boring ole goat, it gives you missions and rewards for doing random stuff like exploding a gas station.It is a fun game to play if you wanna laugh at something ridiculous like a goat flying a jetpack or firework. Definitely a fun game to play. 10/10 reccomended.
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4 of 6 people (67%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: May 6
It lags but it's fun it's one of those summer games if I want to just chill and relax with a fan blowing on you and play a simple game buy goat simulator.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
6.7 hrs on record
Posted: May 20
Saw a quest from a mermaid,it said GLLH BHL G LB (thats what she said)
Best quest ever

10/10 would have a quest with a mermaid again
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: May 10
It's exactly what it says it is.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 12
Bought it while very impaired, for about an hour and a half it was the greatest thing in my life. I can't remember exactly but I think it got me laid too. Pretty positive experience
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: May 17
wow im glad i spent mommys money on this and not my own
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 21
really nice sandbox! loads of fun
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
31.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 14
Crazy fun Openworld game if you like small openworlds with a load of crap to do and blow crap up than this is the game for you oh and the payday dlc is amazing
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