Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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Mostly Positive (716 reviews) - 77% of the 716 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (36,627 reviews) - 88% of the 36,627 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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May 25

NEW EXPANSION ANNOUNCED Coming out, May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator will release a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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January 14

Goat Simulator: PAYDAY



Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
Customer reviews
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Recent:
Mostly Positive (716 reviews)
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morefight98
( 2.5 hrs on record )
Posted: May 31
It is dust supit funy
8.6/10
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Dr_watson42
( 1.2 hrs on record )
Posted: May 31
awesome game.
Helpful? Yes No Funny
Killhaloring$
( 5.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 31
Fairly above average. While the joke does get old after awhile, you will probably enjoy every minute. Espically the DLCs and the actually pretty good MMO parody. Although honestly you should wait for a sale,
Helpful? Yes No Funny
DragoniteGuy
( 7.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 31
Great Game! Aquired taste, but great none the less!
It requires a beefy computer to run without lag, but it is lots of fun!
Has its share of bugs and glitches, but these are enjoyable!

8.5/10
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skeleton twinkletoes
( 32.2 hrs on record )
Posted: May 31
its got good physics and good goat stuff. Its like a real goat.
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blup120
( 6.9 hrs on record )
Posted: May 31
this game is very weird and stupid its also boring and a waste of money
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LValkyrie
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 31
I just love everything about this game. However, I was once stucked under a house, apparently a bug. Aside from that, this game is purely madness. In a good way. At least I can lick on people and drag them along with me as a goat.
Helpful? Yes No Funny
Fifth_Quarter
( 180.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 31
At this point I have 180 hours to this “game”, & I use that word lightly. It is unlike anything else I have ever played before.

Goat Simulator originally was a hoax, a trailer from Swedish based Coffee Stain Studios poking fun at the seemingly endless barrage of mind numbingly boring simulators flooding the market, but as the collective response of the mentally challenged individuals on the web screamed YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS GAME, there was only one obvious rout to go, and thus Goat Simulator was born.

With a very short development time Coffee Stain Studios have admitted there are bugs [and will only fix game breaking ones], but ask you embrace them as they make the game more entertaining. I mean how was a Goat supposed to climb a ladder anyways?

The objective, if you can call it that is to mooch about doing everyday goat activities, like destroying Goat hendg, interrupting protests about pennies shaped foods, destroying Coffee Stain Studios office, sacrificing unsuspecting individuals to become a satanic goat, welding almost any object with your tongue, bouncing on trampolines, riding bicycles, eating mushrooms, being abducted by aliens, buying hats, licking anything and everything, parkour, taking over deadmau5 rooftop party, strapping fireworks to your back, pushing boulders into garden barbeques, Ow, if you were expecting things to make sense then you’re an idiot.

Now with the addition of 4 DLC’s, MMO, Goatz, Payday & Waste of Space you can expand the bazaar & ultimately pointless shenanigans of the everyday life of a Goat and its friends it numerous ways. Adding story arcs, new maps, vehicles, quests and more, if you were one of the weird people that enjoyed the base game then this is more of the same on a stupider and grander scale.

WARNING: This game may leave your with a fetish for Goats, I know it has for me. 10/10
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Vladimir
( 1.8 hrs on record )
Posted: May 31
This is the only game wich doesn't make me rage.

10/10 would buy a new monitor again
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SniperLemon | Cyberpunk2077 hype
( 0.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 31
The Joy of kicking a guy in the nuts.

Give this game your money
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BussBizz
( 3.6 hrs on record )
Posted: May 31
Very Immersive
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Ninjawizard77
( 7.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 31
This game is soooooo funny i play it all the time and have a great time :)
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Coffin 神
( 1.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 31
Well it aint gonna lick itself...
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Jhelton2847
( 9.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 31
It's a good game.
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Mryoghurt13
( 34.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 30
It was top quality banter. Lots of stuff to do.
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Arnald Grymm
( 0.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 30
refreshingly pointless -99/5
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GGuy12345
( 158.5 hrs on record )
Posted: May 30
I think I'm addicted
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Shockwave1337
( 67.6 hrs on record )
Posted: May 30
This is a fun game that makes no sense and glitches out...but we still love it. I recomend this to any one who likes entertaining and funny games
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The_Boss_Gamer
( 12.2 hrs on record )
Posted: May 30
It's pretty fun... Had it for a while and it is still kinda fun... :|
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Bawston036
( 1.2 hrs on record )
Posted: May 30
It's a really strange game. It's good to mess around with. Pretty much anything you do, you'll get points, including being hit by a car. I play it when I'm looking to waste time, but don't want to get caught in a storyline. It really doesn't have a storyline at all. You're a goat and you break ♥♥♥♥, beat people up & reek havoc. That sums up Goat Simulator.
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
95 of 120 people (79%) found this review helpful
91 people found this review funny
Recommended
39.9 hrs on record
Posted: May 12
If you had told me 4 years ago that I would end up playing a game where I was a goat for 40 hours, I would laugh in your face. Today, you would be the one laughing.
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58 of 75 people (77%) found this review helpful
53 people found this review funny
Recommended
12.3 hrs on record
Posted: May 26
This is what happens when you don't pay attention to that one kid at the back of the class
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59 of 78 people (76%) found this review helpful
33 people found this review funny
Recommended
241.0 hrs on record
Posted: May 21
This game. Where to start. Goat simulator had taken over my life. I have spent countless hours on it and yet finding new things to do. new tasks to do and by far the most addictive game i've ever played!

Pro's:
- Very fun.
- easily spend 15 mins waiting for another game.
- can spend hours on end enjoying the fun.
- really cheap.

Con's:
- once addicted... it takes over your life.

For anyone still unsure about buying the game, here is my best anecdote.
Strolling home late at night; i sit and wind down to goat simulator. 5 hours later im there running round as a penguin that is super buff one shotting cars all over the place. I then thought. I WILL OWN A GOAT..... Now I currently own 4 Pigmy goats and love them soo much!

All in all... This game has made my life soo much more happier!!!!
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86 of 144 people (60%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 8
I bought Goat Sim on a whim, and it delivers exactly what it promises. A goat going around breaking things with pretty funny physics.

However, it IS a novelty game that pretty quickly outlives it's fun factor and is something to be played in short sessions (like 30 minutes) as there is only so much fun that can be gained from a goat (or some eldritch abomination involving a microwave on long thin legs) with a bizarre tongue destroying everything in sight.

The DLC game-modes and Achievement hunting add a bit to it, but it's still a short-lived novelty.

I wouldn't recommend this game, but I would say it's good for a cheap laugh every so often. Play it with a friend with you so you can give each other dumb challenges (e.g. How far can you punt a goat with a truck?) and a Goat Simulator session will last longer.
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21 of 29 people (72%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
20.2 hrs on record
Posted: May 27
Is fun at first but can get repetitive after a while
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35 of 56 people (63%) found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
Recommended
711.0 hrs on record
Posted: May 25
Original ideas in a sandbox. Years later, we're still finding all the secrets and Easter eggs.

All the DLC is good value; offering a plethora of animals environments and mutators.

Nothing beats the feeling of being a goat and doing number twos.
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19 of 27 people (70%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.1 hrs on record
Posted: May 29
"Every DLC will be free" (c) GS dev team
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10 of 12 people (83%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
13.6 hrs on record
Posted: May 28
The "we shipped a broken game and you're supposed to enjoy it" joke of the game only lasts an hour, and what you're left with is a load of objectives that are more tedious to handle than a bar of soap. The DLC doesn't do much except add more pointless objectives and broken mechanics that are more annoying that hilarious. If you want to get one million subscribers on Youtube and entertain five year olds, this is the game for you.
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62 of 112 people (55%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
3.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 5
While I definitely share the penchant for mindless entertainment, this will likely only keep you occupied for an hour at best. The game really is pointless save for the chaos that you can foment, and even that gets stale after the tenth time you run into a truck.
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13 of 20 people (65%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
183.2 hrs on record
Posted: May 23
BEST PARKOUR GAME IN YEARS.

Goat simulator is a must-buy if you're bored. (and have ten bucks you dont care about spending)

It has one of the funniest physics I've ever seen and you can do pretty much anything you want. I reccomend playing with friends, it will almost quadruple the amounts of laughs you get otherwise. Its a sandbox game, there is no end so it's no surprise if you get bored after a week (or less, depends on what kind of person you are). Trying to get higher scores, finding easter eggs and trying to get all the achievements always leaves you wanting to play somemore.

And the Acrobatics/Parkour mechanics are SO much fun. jump from roof to roof, wall climb, wall jump, do 360-backflips, and walk on your front legs. Its so challenging and fun to run across the maps parkouring on everything, even vehicles.

But If you're worried that it will only provide you with a very short amount of entertainment and dont want to spend more money buying the DLCs, you can download mods and maps people made on the steam workshop! (or even make mods)

This game is a masterpiece to be honest.

Basically, Goat Simulator is a low-budget (yet amazing) GTA-like indie game by Coffee Stain Studios. If the devs are reading this, know that I love ya'll and support your amazing work! (especially Mikael!)

10/10, Definitely worth the 10 bucks. buy it. Don't buy hoola-hoops or bricks.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
180.3 hrs on record
Posted: May 31
At this point I have 180 hours to this “game”, & I use that word lightly. It is unlike anything else I have ever played before.

Goat Simulator originally was a hoax, a trailer from Swedish based Coffee Stain Studios poking fun at the seemingly endless barrage of mind numbingly boring simulators flooding the market, but as the collective response of the mentally challenged individuals on the web screamed YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS GAME, there was only one obvious rout to go, and thus Goat Simulator was born.

With a very short development time Coffee Stain Studios have admitted there are bugs [and will only fix game breaking ones], but ask you embrace them as they make the game more entertaining. I mean how was a Goat supposed to climb a ladder anyways?

The objective, if you can call it that is to mooch about doing everyday goat activities, like destroying Goat hendg, interrupting protests about pennies shaped foods, destroying Coffee Stain Studios office, sacrificing unsuspecting individuals to become a satanic goat, welding almost any object with your tongue, bouncing on trampolines, riding bicycles, eating mushrooms, being abducted by aliens, buying hats, licking anything and everything, parkour, taking over deadmau5 rooftop party, strapping fireworks to your back, pushing boulders into garden barbeques, Ow, if you were expecting things to make sense then you’re an idiot.

Now with the addition of 4 DLC’s, MMO, Goatz, Payday & Waste of Space you can expand the bazaar & ultimately pointless shenanigans of the everyday life of a Goat and its friends it numerous ways. Adding story arcs, new maps, vehicles, quests and more, if you were one of the weird people that enjoyed the base game then this is more of the same on a stupider and grander scale.

WARNING: This game may leave your with a fetish for Goats, I know it has for me. 10/10
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4 of 6 people (67%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
3.6 hrs on record
Posted: May 28
why the ♥♥♥♥ is there a game where you can play as a goat??? it's a pretty fun game no lies but why a goat? why not add Unreal Engine 4 make this game actually appealing to my eyes instead makes me what to stab those horns into my neck. IGN 10/10 would play if wasnt bad game and didnt waste $15 on it
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4 of 6 people (67%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
10.9 hrs on record
Posted: May 30
Fun for a few hours, but gets a bit boring and repetitive after time. Like most low-budget games. I only recommend this game when it's on sale.
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40 of 77 people (52%) found this review helpful
24 people found this review funny
Recommended
10.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 10
Goat Simulator > any other simulator :3
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
2.5 hrs on record
Posted: May 29
I jumped off a building, blew up a car, and then killed homeless people, as a goat.

10/10 GOTY every year
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 15
Critic:
Being a goat isn't easy you know, being constantly hited by cars and people are scared of us... It's a very fun game but it starts to get boring because after 20 minutes there is nothing else to do. And ragdolls, I love ragdolls, I like the game because of the ragdolls.

Rating - 74/100

Conclusion:
A good rating makes a good recommendation ;), so I will recommend it to you guys.
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 27
I already nearly perfected this game on Xbox.

One unfortunate trip to the greenlight page will show you how many "memes lulz" games have infested steam.

However, this is one of the very few "hurr memes" games is actually enjoyable, because the devs remembered to build an actual GAME around all the memeitude. Running around the small sandboxes and unlockling all the ridiculous secrets is enjoyable and rewarding. There is a ton of variety and little secrets to explore. And the achievements are also very reasonable and plentiful, if you're into that sort of thing.


Except flappy goat. Never flappy goat.
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
Recommended
23.2 hrs on record
Posted: May 28
It's a great game, fun if you like to run round and do random thing's. Would love to play new DLC
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
Recommended
8.6 hrs on record
Posted: May 29
To be honest - The original game and all the DLC are each only worth about 10 hours if your life.

But those 50 hours are one of the most hilarious moments of your life.
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