Just updated with free breads! Try out the life as a slice of toast, a french baguette or why not just roam around toasting things as the new toaster goat? Goat Simulator has never been less gluten free!
User reviews:
Recent:
Very Positive (631 reviews) - 83% of the 631 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
Overall:
Very Positive (36,052 reviews) - 88% of the 36,052 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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January 14

Goat Simulator: PAYDAY



Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios

265 comments Read more

December 4, 2015

Super Secret Teaser is out!



New expansion on its way to Goat Simulator
Right when you thought enough was enough,
Right when you thought topping a fake MMO expansion was tough
We know you’re thinking Goat Simulator is getting old
But today comes something new and Super Secret for you to behold
Straight out of the creative butt that is Coffee Stain
This following Youtube video is now officially starting the hype train

Well what are you waiting for, click the damn link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7RTN0WYLQw

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
Customer reviews
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Recent:
Very Positive (631 reviews)
Overall:
Very Positive (36,052 reviews)
Recently Posted
Behn_
( 2.7 hrs on record )
Posted: May 4
Well I must say this game is absolutely fantastic it has a silly atmosphere and it makes me smile 10/10 would purchase again...... but please don't!
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JamesH991
( 38.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 4
fun but dumd :)
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a true conformist
( 2.8 hrs on record )
Posted: May 4
BAD ♥♥♥.
SMART ♥♥♥.
GREAT ♥♥♥.
14/10
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!ИSSTÉP [Sleeping?)
( 5.8 hrs on record )
Posted: May 4
Broken...
I cant Play anymore..

고장남...
이제 플레이 못함..
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the pink duck of doom
( 31.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 4
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Helpful? Yes No Funny
loganadams574
( 36.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 3
Are you goat enough to buy this game?!?!?
Helpful? Yes No Funny
[DFS] Stomedy
( 11.5 hrs on record )
Posted: May 3
Please, no, just please end me.
Helpful? Yes No Funny
CharismaticPanda
( 2.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 3
You're a goat riding bikes, flying with rockets and causing mayhem, it looks pretty bad and bugs out constantly, I love it goat/10 would bleat again
Helpful? Yes No Funny
✪SammyGR
( 0.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 3
I don't know what we should do in game, its too boring. Unexpected game. If you have much time for wasting, then go buy it.

Sorry.
Helpful? Yes No Funny
Mr Abramovici
( 12.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 3
This game made sense. In fact, I simply cannot begin to imagine a time when this game ever began to seem illogical.
I recommend this game to people with no sense of humour.
And people who don't mind getting cancer.

10/goat
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Papa Meister
( 0.5 hrs on record )
Posted: May 3
I CAN'T PLAY
MY WOOD PC ISN'T SUPPORTING THIS GAME
I WANT MY MONEY BACK
PLEASE !!
Helpful? Yes No Funny
Goose274
( 11.5 hrs on record )
Posted: May 3
This is a very interesting, funny mashup of parodies and GOATS! which works surprisingly well, good job coffee stain.
Helpful? Yes No Funny
Pierrovitch
( 23.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 2
I was flabbergoated....
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>: FROZENFIRE :<
( 28.9 hrs on record )
Posted: May 2
This game is just..... I can't even think of anything to say except this....
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andries1990
( 1.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 2
This game has a very high entertainment value but burns through it quite fast. After an hour or two you've seen most of the game.
Helpful? Yes No Funny
SmellyFish2000
( 0.7 hrs on record )
Posted: May 2
Goat simmulator looks like amazing hours of fun... Until you start playing. gets boring in about 5 minutes and the bugs make it impossible to play. It had great potential as an indie game but failed to deliver....
Helpful? Yes No Funny
Adonis
( 5.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 1
...Ya it is funny
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Lizard Wizard
( 10.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 1
You smash stuff with goats.

Not much else to say.
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PLZ KYS M8
( 8.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 1
I've always wanted to be a goat but people told me that I would never succeed.
WELL GUESS WHAT ♥♥♥♥♥,
I'M A GOAT!
IN THIS GAME YOU RUN AROUND, LICK THINGS, BREAK THE GAME, AND DO WHAT EVER YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
PERSUE YOUR DREAMS AS A GOAT!
PERSUE THEM!!!
i'm so sorry...
Helpful? Yes No Funny
evna
( 1.9 hrs on record )
Posted: May 1
simulates my life accordingly
Helpful? Yes No Funny
Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
6 of 9 people (67%) found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.1 hrs on record
Posted: April 19
Me: I'm a goat
Friend: What
Me: Look I'm a goat!
Friend: You need a doctor
Me: I'm going to lick you
Friend: I'm going now
Me: But I'm a goat
*friend leaves Skype*

10/10 Goat
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
5.9 hrs on record
Posted: April 25
Ever since I was a young babby I wanted to be a goat.
Finally my dream has come true.
Thank you technology!
Best gaem.
Graphics: 11/10
Gaemplay: 8/8
Overall Gaem: ∞/10
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
67.9 hrs on record
Posted: April 26
how did I get this many hours
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
8.7 hrs on record
Posted: April 16
Me started game

Destroyed some stuff

Went borred so I changed map

exploded alot

glitched the ragdoll

11/10 would ragdoll glitch again
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
16.8 hrs on record
Posted: April 24
Behh. Pretty okay. Fun to play with friends (singleplayer). Has a few DLC, including a few free. It's a fun game and it has nice achievements. I liked it.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
23.0 hrs on record
Posted: May 2
I was flabbergoated....
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
8.0 hrs on record
Posted: May 1
I've always wanted to be a goat but people told me that I would never succeed.
WELL GUESS WHAT ♥♥♥♥♥,
I'M A GOAT!
IN THIS GAME YOU RUN AROUND, LICK THINGS, BREAK THE GAME, AND DO WHAT EVER YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
PERSUE YOUR DREAMS AS A GOAT!
PERSUE THEM!!!
i'm so sorry...
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
2.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 4
BAD ♥♥♥.
SMART ♥♥♥.
GREAT ♥♥♥.
14/10
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
47.5 hrs on record
Posted: April 29
this is such a cool game. cant stop playing!!!!
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
26.7 hrs on record
Posted: April 25
"Goat Simulator" is a very unique simulator compared to others because instead of actually simulated being a boring ole goat, it gives you missions and rewards for doing random stuff like exploding a gas station.It is a fun game to play if you wanna laugh at something ridiculous like a goat flying a jetpack or firework. Definitely a fun game to play. 10/10 reccomended.
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: April 23
Can someone please gift this game to Erdogan? I bet he'd love it with some nude mods. ;)
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
Recommended
22.5 hrs on record
Posted: April 24
★★★★☆
Pfffffffft like this game needs another positive review, this game has some of the most random content I have ever played through, and it contains a lot of laughs, especially if you play it with a friend watching, or letting a new comer play it XD, anyways I would obviously recommend you the reader of this review! To get this game, if you like screwing around this is the game for you, if you’re an achievement hunter prepare to spend ALOT of hours reading the guides. 4/5!!!
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
4.7 hrs on record
Posted: April 13
I love this racing simulator, the cars are so realistic. lovin the 2017 NSX that was just added
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1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
Recommended
5.9 hrs on record
Posted: April 10
I have no clue what happened with the last update but now my game starts up. I hit enter to goto the main menu and the game crashes my pc and I loose access to everything and need to restart my pc every time. Plz look into this crash issue.
I've tried multiple video settings and every result is the game crashing my pc not even ctrl alt del works.
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1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: April 10
I bought the complete version of Goat Simulator with all of the DLC for seven dollars. Now it is 26 dollars. I love Steam Sales.
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1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
Recommended
19.4 hrs on record
Posted: April 24
Super fun & Addicting!
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1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
127.0 hrs on record
Posted: April 22
Ehh... its fun at the start but it got boring fast.
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1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful