Just updated with free breads! Try out the life as a slice of toast, a french baguette or why not just roam around toasting things as the new toaster goat? Goat Simulator has never been less gluten free!
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Mostly Positive (407 reviews) - 77% of the 407 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (36,205 reviews) - 88% of the 36,205 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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January 14

Goat Simulator: PAYDAY



Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios

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December 4, 2015

Super Secret Teaser is out!



New expansion on its way to Goat Simulator
Right when you thought enough was enough,
Right when you thought topping a fake MMO expansion was tough
We know you’re thinking Goat Simulator is getting old
But today comes something new and Super Secret for you to behold
Straight out of the creative butt that is Coffee Stain
This following Youtube video is now officially starting the hype train

Well what are you waiting for, click the damn link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7RTN0WYLQw

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
Customer reviews
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Mostly Positive (407 reviews)
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Recently Posted
美院张根硕
( 7.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 23
Play RPG 2 day,
Never realized it's offline,
Try to talk to everyone,
Still wondering why those people don't reply my greeting.
11/10

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jenhundt
( 28.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 23
OMG these people weren't thinking about anything and then one said hey let's make the stupidest game ever and get it to hijack the internet so people who like to blow up gass stations and break into low gravity testing facilities can love their computer life even more.
10/10
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Reeze
( 2.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 23
I bought this because it was practically a meme on the internet and it looked great, but it;s really not. The game can be entertaining...for a few hours at best. After a bit, it becomes really boring, and that is really all I have to say about it.
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Coma
( 4.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 23
Pretty gud
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intencepikle
( 18.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 23
it's fun and lots of good DLC
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Scibble
( 182.6 hrs on record )
Posted: May 23
BEST PARKOUR GAME IN YEARS.

Goat simulator is a must-buy if you're bored. (and have ten bucks you dont care about spending)

It has one of the funniest physics I've ever seen and you can do pretty much anything you want. I reccomend playing with friends, it will almost quadruple the amounts of laughs you get otherwise. Its a sandbox game, there is no end so it's no surprise if you get bored after a week (or less, depends on what kind of person you are). Trying to get higher scores, finding easter eggs and trying to get all the achievements always leaves you wanting to play somemore.

And the Acrobatics/Parkour mechanics are SO much fun. jump from roof to roof, wall climb, wall jump, do 360-backflips, and walk on your front legs. Its so challenging and fun to run across the maps parkouring on everything, even vehicles.

But If you're worried that it will only provide you with a very short amount of entertainment and dont want to spend more money buying the DLCs, you can download mods and maps people made on the steam workshop! (or even make mods)

This game is a masterpiece to be honest.

Basically, Goat Simulator is a low-budget (yet amazing) GTA-like indie game by Coffee Stain Studios. If the devs are reading this, know that I love ya'll and support your amazing work! (especially Mikael!)

10/10, Definitely worth the 10 bucks. buy it. Don't buy hoola-hoops or bricks.
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Binkbob
( 1.6 hrs on record )
Posted: May 22
used to like it
really bad and boring now
but hey! it works
oh i meant the uninstall
button works
so dont get too hyped
with my review
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JaimeCal
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: May 22
shower of ♥♥♥♥
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OH GOD I'M ON FIRE
( 5.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 22
haha funny meme

7777777777/twenny-wan
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PoofNinja
( 6.6 hrs on record )
Posted: May 22
Yaaass BUUYYY IITTTT
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ShimoTheDigger
( 4.5 hrs on record )
Posted: May 22
I feel like i reborn every time i play this.
Smoke out of lelz
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A loser
( 3.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 22
I got this when it was $5 a good while back and I think it was good for that price. I'm more neutral about this than anything. You can get a good hour or so out of it, and maybe come back after a long time and enjoy it again.


I haven't bought any DLC, nor have i played the free one, so i don't know about those and if they are/n't worth the money.
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TheDarkLordOfMercilessRainbows
( 1.2 hrs on record )
Posted: May 22
I swear to god this game is the greatest game on the internet. My entire playthrough of this was a long monologue of WTF's but the best of WTF's xD
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TiMO CSGOX14.com
( 0.8 hrs on record )
Posted: May 21
really nice sandbox! loads of fun
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tacoboss
( 0.8 hrs on record )
Posted: May 21
...Ummmmmm, great game, but it wont let me play it. It keeps saying I have to buy it. Please fix this issue. I love this game but I refuse to pay for it again. I want to put a good review, but for this reason I'm going to give it a bad one. Sorry.
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fragilepear
( 1.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 21
Yeah it's okay. Depends on how much time you can spend on this game. I played it for an hour, it was nice, but that's it. It's okay.
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sheppy
( 240.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 21
This game. Where to start. Goat simulator had taken over my life. I have spent countless hours on it and yet finding new things to do. new tasks to do and by far the most addictive game i've ever played!

Pro's:
- Very fun.
- easily spend 15 mins waiting for another game.
- can spend hours on end enjoying the fun.
- really cheap.

Con's:
- once addicted... it takes over your life.

For anyone still unsure about buying the game, here is my best anecdote.
Strolling home late at night; i sit and wind down to goat simulator. 5 hours later im there running round as a penguin that is super buff one shotting cars all over the place. I then thought. I WILL OWN A GOAT..... Now I currently own 4 Pigmy goats and love them soo much!

All in all... This game has made my life soo much more happier!!!!
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
20 of 28 people (71%) found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
Recommended
10.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 10
Goat Simulator > any other simulator :3
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27 of 44 people (61%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
3.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 5
While I definitely share the penchant for mindless entertainment, this will likely only keep you occupied for an hour at best. The game really is pointless save for the chaos that you can foment, and even that gets stale after the tenth time you run into a truck.
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10 of 14 people (71%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
22.5 hrs on record
Posted: April 24
★★★★☆
Pfffffffft like this game needs another positive review, this game has some of the most random content I have ever played through, and it contains a lot of laughs, especially if you play it with a friend watching, or letting a new comer play it XD, anyways I would obviously recommend you the reader of this review! To get this game, if you like screwing around this is the game for you, if you’re an achievement hunter prepare to spend ALOT of hours reading the guides. 4/5!!!
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 12
I make Jim's life miserable. Every. Single. Day.

Jim still loves me.

Goats can do anything.
Goats are superior.

People cheered to my 1080 degrees backflip. Never been so proud.

12/10 would buy again.
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
240.3 hrs on record
Posted: May 21
This game. Where to start. Goat simulator had taken over my life. I have spent countless hours on it and yet finding new things to do. new tasks to do and by far the most addictive game i've ever played!

Pro's:
- Very fun.
- easily spend 15 mins waiting for another game.
- can spend hours on end enjoying the fun.
- really cheap.

Con's:
- once addicted... it takes over your life.

For anyone still unsure about buying the game, here is my best anecdote.
Strolling home late at night; i sit and wind down to goat simulator. 5 hours later im there running round as a penguin that is super buff one shotting cars all over the place. I then thought. I WILL OWN A GOAT..... Now I currently own 4 Pigmy goats and love them soo much!

All in all... This game has made my life soo much more happier!!!!
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4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: May 22
I swear to god this game is the greatest game on the internet. My entire playthrough of this was a long monologue of WTF's but the best of WTF's xD
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13 of 23 people (57%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 8
I bought Goat Sim on a whim, and it delivers exactly what it promises. A goat going around breaking things with pretty funny physics.

However, it IS a novelty game that pretty quickly outlives it's fun factor and is something to be played in short sessions (like 30 minutes) as there is only so much fun that can be gained from a goat (or some eldritch abomination involving a microwave on long thin legs) with a bizarre tongue destroying everything in sight.

The DLC game-modes and Achievement hunting add a bit to it, but it's still a short-lived novelty.

I wouldn't recommend this game, but I would say it's good for a cheap laugh every so often. Play it with a friend with you so you can give each other dumb challenges (e.g. How far can you punt a goat with a truck?) and a Goat Simulator session will last longer.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
6.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 11
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=618575296

It's just one of those games where anything is possible. Including spitting in Almir's face for making terrible PAYDAY 2 Microtransactions.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
8.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 20
This game is interesting but i think you should be able to choose a class {in game}
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
20.3 hrs on record
Posted: May 14
Very funny and cool game to play with your friends!! :D I mean theres no real purpose to it apart from LOTS of thing to do in the game! ! :D
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 15
Critic:
Being a goat isn't easy you know, being constantly hited by cars and people are scared of us... It's a very fun game but it starts to get boring because after 20 minutes there is nothing else to do. And ragdolls, I love ragdolls, I like the game because of the ragdolls.

Rating - 74/100

Conclusion:
A good rating makes a good recommendation ;), so I will recommend it to you guys.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Recommended
56.6 hrs on record
Posted: May 13
that's realy good game nad really funny (i like hit peoples with no reason)

and you know what can make this game better?

MULTIPLAYER!!!!!
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4 of 6 people (67%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
26.7 hrs on record
Posted: April 25
"Goat Simulator" is a very unique simulator compared to others because instead of actually simulated being a boring ole goat, it gives you missions and rewards for doing random stuff like exploding a gas station.It is a fun game to play if you wanna laugh at something ridiculous like a goat flying a jetpack or firework. Definitely a fun game to play. 10/10 reccomended.
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4 of 6 people (67%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: May 6
It lags but it's fun it's one of those summer games if I want to just chill and relax with a fan blowing on you and play a simple game buy goat simulator.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
6.7 hrs on record
Posted: May 20
Saw a quest from a mermaid,it said GLLH BHL G LB (thats what she said)
Best quest ever

10/10 would have a quest with a mermaid again
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: May 10
It's exactly what it says it is.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 12
Bought it while very impaired, for about an hour and a half it was the greatest thing in my life. I can't remember exactly but I think it got me laid too. Pretty positive experience
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: May 17
wow im glad i spent mommys money on this and not my own
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 21
really nice sandbox! loads of fun
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 21
...Ummmmmm, great game, but it wont let me play it. It keeps saying I have to buy it. Please fix this issue. I love this game but I refuse to pay for it again. I want to put a good review, but for this reason I'm going to give it a bad one. Sorry.
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