Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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Very Positive (611 reviews) - 83% of the 611 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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May 25

NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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Gumball Watterson
( 9.1 hrs on record )
Posted: July 28
Be glad you are not playing Christmas Shopping Simulator.
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gucci anime girl
( 23.2 hrs on record )
Posted: July 28
gucci anime girl simulator
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Dark Magicianx
( 3.0 hrs on record )
Posted: July 28
Goat Simulator is a fun game
The only bad thing is Flappy Goat
Seriouly....Thank you for giving a hard time to rethink of my life after i played that game for hours and only manage to make it to 5
Did u really have to make it that hard?
Other than that....i approve
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JerryMullins
( 7.5 hrs on record )
Posted: July 28
This is a very good game. It's pretty straightforward: destroy as much stuff as you can while getting as many points as you can. I have to say my favorite part of this game is destroying the Gas Station, and all the explosions.

Also, there are references to Warhammer 40k too: Blood for the Blood Goat (parody of Blood for the Blood God) and Goats for the Goat Throne (parody of Skulls for the Skull Throne)

A few questions:
How does someone drive like Hillbilly and his car?
What kind of name is Line?

I reccomend to anyone. I found this very enjoyable.
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❖HarlineQuinze❖
( 5.7 hrs on record )
Posted: July 28
Bahh. (~ ̄▽ ̄)~
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Epsilon[RO] CSGOFP.COM
( 3.2 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
I like goats. Goats are the best animals.
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the dankster
( 1.2 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
this game COULD be funny if there was a random chance of a car spazzing out instead of it happening every time the reason glitches are funny in ac: unity is because the game is taking itself seriously, this game, isnt. a gta glitch is funny becuase you dont expect it, you expect it in goat simulator. its so close to a funny game but it just didnt get the point.
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yorpkorpsnorpdorp
( 1.6 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
If your looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if your looking for an outstanding lemon bars recipe you've come to the right place.

Ingredients:
1) 2 cups Flour
2) 1/2 cup Sugar
3) 1/4 teaspoon Salt
4) 2 sticks (1 Cup) Salted Butter, Cut Into Small Cubes
5) Filling
6) 1-1/2 cup Sugar
7) 1/4 cup Flour
8) 4 whole Large Eggs
9) Zest And Juice Of 4 Medium-sized Lemons
10) Powdered Sugar, For Sifting

Directions:

1. For the crust: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Grease a 9-by-13-inch pan with butter.

2. Stir together the flour, sugar, and salt. Add the butter to the bowl and use a pastry cutter to cut it all together until the mixture resembles fine crumbs. Press into the prepared pan and bake until golden around the edges, about 20 minutes.

3. For the filling: Stir together the sugar and flour. Crack in the eggs and whisk to combine. Add the lemon zest and juice and mix until combined. Pour over the crust and bake about 20 minutes.

4. Allow to cool in the fridge for a minimum of 2 hours, then sift powdered sugar over the top before cutting into squares.

(Use an 8 x 10 pan if you'd like the layers to be a little thicker.)
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Meme Less
( 5.4 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
hey, its preety good!
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GoatzRDaBest
( 6.4 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
Goat Simulator is a great, fun, and glitchey game. You play as a crazy goat that goes and destroys the map to earn points. Since I said the map I guess I have to talk about (you guessed it) the maps Goat Simulator has 3 maps so far. The three are Goatville, Goat City Bay, and Goat MMO (It's not a MMO trust me). You know what makes this game even better... It has different goats. There's too many goats for me to list, what I mean by too many I mean I'm to lazy to list them, but you can also get different goats off of the workshop. There's a ton more to this game that I'm too lazy to type so yeah I really recomend this game to man childs.
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8 of 11 people (73%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: July 17
About Goat Simulator
Goat Simulator is an open world sandbox in the truest since of the word. There are no objectives, no story and not even the possibility of death. Just you and three large maps to explore and cause havoc in. As the name implies you play as a goat that escaped from it's pen. He is far from a normal goat though as he can run on walls, has an incredibly stick tongue and is incapable of death despite being near explosions or falling down absurd heights. This demigoat has no goals and is content just griefing the people that cross its path. The locations it comes across are all very strange and feature aliens, protesting of genital shaped food and a ton of memes. It is a very strange game that relies on you to make your own fun and gives you a comical world to explore with over the top rag-doll physics and tons of secret powers for your goat.

Graphic
Are pretty nice as the game is running on the Unreal 3 Engine. Music is very silly and off beat which I imagine would be either love it or hate it type of soundtrack. Physics are over the top and very fun to watch fly around though you may occasionally get your head stuck in objects and watching a goat climb a ladder is equally terrifying and hilarious. It features full controller support and up to four player local coop which is always a blast. Steam Workshop is also integrated into this title allowing you to download new maps, powers and even game-modes such as pinball. There is no blood, gore or even strong language. The most adult joke in this game that I have seen is the no phallic shaped food sign I mentioned earlier. It may be a pretty good title to play with your children since there is 4 player coop and no death only fun.

All in All Goat Simulator is a really Funny Game :-)

9/10 Frome Me
Sweep
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9 of 13 people (69%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.1 hrs on record
Posted: June 30
Props to it for parodying Dead Isle's trailer.
Game is stupidly fun, get it on sale and it's absolutely worth the price.
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5 of 7 people (71%) found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
Recommended
28.2 hrs on record
Posted: July 3
I don't know why I love this game so much. I keep buying every DLC they release.
Let's see.. I always loved to yell like "baaaaah". I was always good at headbutt. And don't get me starting my "Run on Walls" talent.
Maybe I was a goat in my previous life? I don't kn..baaaah...
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.1 hrs on record
Posted: July 1
At first I was confused why I bought it, now I'm confused why others haven't.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
7.5 hrs on record
Posted: July 2
Product received for free
I've never had a more riveting experience ever in my life
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: July 5
This game is like a real goat, WOW
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
5.2 hrs on record
Posted: July 7
BAAAA.
When I first baaaought this game I was skeptical as to if it would be fun or not, five hours later my family screams at me baaacause I am incapabaaale of not head baaautting people.
10/10 Would recommend to destroy an enemy.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
9.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 28
That's a nooice game boi.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
12.8 hrs on record
Posted: July 5
Really fun, keeps me with something to do all day.
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