Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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Very Positive (755 reviews) - 83% of the 755 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (37,146 reviews) - 88% of the 37,146 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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May 25

NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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January 14

Goat Simulator: PAYDAY



Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
Customer reviews
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Recent:
Very Positive (755 reviews)
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Very Positive (37,146 reviews)
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TheBestScreekey
( 10.5 hrs on record )
Posted: June 30
Product received for free
amazing
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Arakis
( 20.8 hrs on record )
Posted: June 30
Product received for free
Silly and addictive.
10/10 Would simulate goats again.
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ƙεƙ | fattback
( 14.5 hrs on record )
Posted: June 30
Definitely not one of my proudest purchases. However, I am finding myself grinding all the achievements in this game due to them being extremely interesting, opening up passageways to secrets and joke I never even knew existed in the game. Overall pretty enjoyable once one takes a different look at it all and tries to find every little neat easter egg, secret, reference, or explosion this game has to offer.
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Dong Sr.
( 15.4 hrs on record )
Posted: June 30
Have you ever wanted to be a goat and just mess with people? Yes? Then you should probably get this game. No? You can get this game and do something else.
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Jaypipe
( 12.2 hrs on record )
Posted: June 30
Dumbest game I've ever played.
Wasted some time of my life on it.
And for what?
So I can say I got all the Steam achievements on Goat Simulator to my online friends that don't give a ♥♥♥♥?..

...You're god damn right that's for what.
10\10
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That Was Easy [EST]
( 10.0 hrs on record )
Posted: June 30
Its awesome game but think before u buy it, u just get tired of playng this.
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E2Markoo
( 3.7 hrs on record )
Posted: June 30
i once took acid and i was a goat during my trip, someone appearently did the same thing and recreated it bit by bit.
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Grammar Jew
( 1.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 30
Props to it for parodying Dead Isle's trailer.
Game is stupidly fun, get it on sale and it's absolutely worth the price.
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=^_^=RubiRubyx=^_^=
( 1.6 hrs on record )
Posted: June 30
Buy it if you want to laugh your ♥♥♥ off

10/10 would BAAAAA again
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R_agless
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: June 30
crazy!!!
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All it needs now is multiplayer 8/10
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21.7 hrs on record
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My daughter has 22 hours on this stupid game
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29.0 hrs on record
Posted: June 5
Love da Game!!!!!,
This game is glitchy as hell but in the most hillarious ways
You most defanitely MUST get this game...

IT IS LITERALLY AMAZING!!!!
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48 of 80 people (60%) found this review helpful
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6.0 hrs on record
Posted: June 18
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Can't really write a serious review for this one.
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14 of 20 people (70%) found this review helpful
17 people found this review funny
Recommended
4.4 hrs on record
Posted: June 15
Goats go Bahahaha.

I learned that from this game :D
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6 of 6 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
53.3 hrs on record
Posted: June 19
All this needs is VR and first person then, and only then i can finally, truely and wholely become a goat... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful
2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
14.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 18
I really dont know what to say about this game... its stupid but its really fun and hilarious!
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
16.8 hrs on record
Posted: June 20
Nice Meme

This game is based all around its... Let's say, stupidity. Many Bugs and glitches are very visible, but little to none of them are gamebreaking or something similar. If you enjoy destroying things, running around, yet don't enjoy seeing actual damage to something alive, this is the game for You. It's mostly based around gaining highscores, achievements and upgrades. The maps are litterally made to explore, so you will have fun if you like that sorta stuff.

You won't like this game if:
You don't tolerate "crappy" games
You expect serious gameplay
You don't have humor

9/10
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