Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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Very Positive (363 reviews) - 82% of the 363 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (38,445 reviews) - 88% of the 38,445 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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May 25

NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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RAMacindux
4.4 hrs
Posted: September 26
The only game where glitches and bugs are actually funny and hilarious with actual stuff to do. Would play this over Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing 10/10.
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Emmerz1313
734.3 hrs
Posted: September 26
FRIKIN FANTASTICLEY FANTASTICLE
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ish2159
25.7 hrs
Posted: September 26
a very good game
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KarmageddonGR
7.8 hrs
Posted: September 26
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TaiwanNinja
4.2 hrs
Posted: September 26
This is a great game that is fun. But it does get boring after like 30 minutes of playing it so u will need some other games u play.
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Harambe "The Moses"
0.6 hrs
Posted: September 26
It's ♥♥♥♥ing stupid
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Devin CJ Ebright Fucks Fat Girls
7.5 hrs
Posted: September 26
Just spent hours playing Goat MMO only to find out no one is real. FML I'm an idiot.
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java
0.5 hrs
Posted: September 25
cancer
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Chewie
1.3 hrs
Posted: September 25
Weird game but quite funny. Many different phrases and easter egg from different games are in this game which I find really cool. This is a game were is meant to be bugged and have tons of ragdols, its pretty much 50% of the achivements are to do something with ragdol. Worth the tiny cost and recommand everyone who likes ragdol and weird goats.
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Venomous_Lemon
40.3 hrs
Posted: September 25
Probably one of the best games ever made! Most derpy thing I've ever played. NO point whatsoever, but to have fun and get a kick of of a fainting goat. Best. Game. Ever. 10/10.
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29 of 33 people (88%) found this review helpful
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Recommended
7.1 hrs on record
Posted: September 5
Has more content than No Man's Sky
10/10
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Recommended
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: September 7
Has less glitches and bugs than No Man's Sky. 10/10
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9 of 12 people (75%) found this review helpful
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Recommended
7.7 hrs on record
Posted: September 15
Product received for free
GoaT; BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
7.7 hrs on record
Posted: September 23
i love this game so much <3
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Recommended
22.3 hrs on record
Posted: September 22
Very fun. I recommend it for anyone thats bored.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: September 7
Stupid. So... so Stupid. And yet, glorious!

It's a fun game if you like random nonsense and exploring for easter eggs.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
20.5 hrs on record
Posted: September 7
High quality gameplay very good
nice graphics
realistic
+ more
11/10
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
3.2 hrs on record
Posted: September 7
This is the only game where you would complain if there wasnt glitches
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
8.2 hrs on record
Posted: September 6
A fun game to kill sometime.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
36.8 hrs on record
Posted: September 1
GOATS! GOATS! GOATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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