Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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Mostly Positive (1,603 reviews) - 79% of the 1,603 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (38,824 reviews) - 88% of the 38,824 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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May 25

NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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DurpixCube4444
15.9 hrs
Posted: August 30
Goat Simmulator is the best friggin game ever! aside from the lack of updates, needs more maps asap, also Multiplayer needs to be added. but aside from that theres so many little secrets and new goats to unlock it only gets boring after after 15+ hours when you realize the lack of updates is really screwing things up. So any devs reading this take Multiplayer and new maps/new goats into consideration.
Gr8 Game tho.
100/10
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♆ αquatic ♆
27.2 hrs
Posted: August 30
Somewhat amusing for a little while, but once you find all of the secrets, Goat Simulator becomes an empty husk devoid of amusement, merely relying on ragdoll physics and glitches to be "funny".
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Sluggo
5.5 hrs
Posted: August 30
dont
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mormon_christ
5.6 hrs
Posted: August 30
Baaaa. Baaa. EIIGIGHHHHHH!
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ragegamr
4.7 hrs
Posted: August 30
At least there are less bugs than DayZ.
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The Chosen Duck
3.8 hrs
Posted: August 30
You Should Play It Its Awesome
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sherrdz
9.1 hrs
Posted: August 30
do i need to say anything?
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Bubblygum88
5.7 hrs
Posted: August 30
Not really worth your time.
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Father_Russia
0.6 hrs
Posted: August 30
You can be a ♥♥♥♥ing goat
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Apoc
0.8 hrs
Posted: August 29
You are a goat in a civilized world what could go wrong?
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
321 of 358 people (90%) found this review helpful
342 people found this review funny
Recommended
418.2 hrs on record
Posted: August 13
Goat simulator? ... pfffffffft, this should be called NANNY SIMULATOR. 374 hours my 6 year old has spend playing this game.
374 hours for a nanny at $12 an hour minimum = Around $4500

Get goat simulator with ALL DLC (very important to get the dlc) = Less than $10 (when on sale).

No brainer, man.

It may cause your offspring's IQ to uhmm .... get a lil tiiiiiny bit lower than usual, but hey ... with all the trash on tv these days they are going to get that way anyways.
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195 of 280 people (70%) found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
2.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 3
Fun for a few hours, but then it gets incredibly dull.

(need more maps asap)
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183 of 280 people (65%) found this review helpful
125 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.6 hrs on record
Posted: August 11
I wish I'd spent my £1.74 on a pack of Cadbury Fingers tbh
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70 of 104 people (67%) found this review helpful
94 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.5 hrs on record
Posted: August 11
I have always felt like a goat trapped in a human body with human intelligence.

Now with Goat simulator I can be what I've always dreamed of being. My life is now complete.

11/10 would goat again.
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64 of 98 people (65%) found this review helpful
97 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: August 12
I hit things and they explode.
Sometimes they do not.
Sometimes they hit me.
Very deep story telling.
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23 of 27 people (85%) found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
Recommended
25.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 13
I know. I have only played for a few hours.
Mainly because I need to sleep every so often. :D
And I will admit to being a 50 year old woman, who enjoys chaos and mayhem, for the sake of chaos and mayhem. :p
You will either love this game or hate it. I really don't think there is any middle ground here.

Whacky, and I mean REALLY whacky physics.
You play an apparently insane goat who just wants to destroy the world and blow itself up by headbutting cars and gas punps.
You like to lick things. Lots of things. Multiple times. And drag them around with your tongue. And sometimes make bombs to blow up whatever you were licking.
You can be Queen of the Goats.
Devil Goat. 'Nuff said.

Wonky, seemingly glitchy and buggy chaotic mayhem. Tons of achievments you will get without ever knowing how ir why you got them. Tons of achievements you will never get, no matter how hard you try (assumption based on global achievements stats...). Lag and severe fps drops. Not sure if this is a glitch, or part of the game. But it makes for interesting Goat predicaments.

Absolutely not a serious game. I have no clue what I am doing in this game. And I am laughing hysterically and loving every second of it! You will. as I said, either love it. Or hate it. I love it.

9/10 Would become Devil Goat, Queen of the Goats and blow up a city all over again. Actually, not would. Will. :D
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132 of 226 people (58%) found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: August 12
Typical Youtube "Hey, I'm wacky, play me!!" clickbait. Fun for the first hour or so, then quickly gets incredibly boring. Only interesting to people with underdeveloped senses of humour. Do yourself a favour and don't buy this game full price. If you really, REALLY want it, then wait for a sale. A big one, at that.

EDIT: If this review made you flip a ♥♥♥ enough and actually motivated you to come to my profile and painsteakingly """"insult"""" me with """"insults"""" you found by being 2 days on ♥♥♥♥♥, please leave your hate comments below and cry to your mother about the immense ♥♥♥-kicking you received from me. Goat Simulator is sh|t and will forever be sh|t and also I'm never taking this review down. It's actually pathetic and sad on its own I actually have to make an edit like this because you pathetic ♥♥♥♥-stains cannot handle a random person on the internet having a different opinion than you do, because your entire lives you've been breast-feeded by your mommies and 'waaaaaaaaaah waaaaahhhh dont insult my meme game waaaaaaaah". Cry some moar
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5 of 7 people (71%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
3.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 12
Product received for free
I tried to like goat simulator, I tried really hard and forced myself to keep playing for a reasonable amount of time. That said I just couldnt find enjoyment in the game. Goat Simulator seems to lack any sort of real depth or goals. There are thing you can do but ultimately it feels like none of it really effects anything. I can appreciate that its just a silly game and depth isnt what the devs were interested in but I just cant see any reason to pay for a game where the fun is so short lived.
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9 of 15 people (60%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: August 12
Played it during the free weekend. Mindless enjoyment for a few minutes, but be warned spending money on this will lead to d!ck cancer.
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10 of 17 people (59%) found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: August 12
this game, well its not even a game to begin with
you start as a goat in god mode with no objective whatsoever
all you do is walk around, sightseeing every ordinary human npc in the game enjoying their peaceful daily life
then all of sudden your satanic nature took over because you felt like a f'kin OUTCAST!
what happened next is a sh'tshow

This is strictly a VANDALISM SIMULATOR
for psychopatic kids who had a really bad childhood and want nothing but terror for every other person around him
you play as a goat that cannot die and you can hurt everyone however you want without repercussion
you hear them SCREAM! and SCREAM! and SCREAM! as you work your ART!
there is no justice or law to judge you in the game
there is no boundaries
no objectives
no story
no relationship
no love

just utter VANDALISM, CHAOS and DESTRUCTION !
I do not recommend this game to anyone
this game is the direct path to Satanism
when you play the game, its constantly playing trick with your mind
you wont realize it, until you know it, the goat image which is a manifestation of Satan himself will take control over your mind.
and it will ruin your life
your last remaining relationship with anyone in this world will be torn apart
you will be his PAWN!
FUN FACT: Do you know that 90% of the world's terrorist had played Goat Simulator before?
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