Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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Very Positive (722 reviews) - 81% of the 722 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (36,979 reviews) - 88% of the 36,979 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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May 25

NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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January 14

Goat Simulator: PAYDAY



Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
Customer reviews
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Very Positive (722 reviews)
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Very Positive (36,979 reviews)
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( 21.0 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
- Walked in Hotel
- Hit a guy with car held by my tougue
- No one cared
- Licked guy's shoe
- Everyone nearby screams and ran in terror and cried in corners
- dragged him to hotel roof
- Dropped guy off building
- I jump off
- We both survive
- He and I get up undamaged
- He says "I think broke something"


10/10
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rickul66
( 5.0 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
It is just fun and FUNNY!!!
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BlockErazor1710
( 19.4 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
This is funny game.
So many things to do.
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IMadeYouReadThis
( 17.9 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
This game is so fun to play local when you have friends over. Strongly Recommended
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RayTheTree
( 2.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
This game gets boring very quickly.
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hype
( 0.6 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
I dont even a own the game 10/10 still can write a review
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Montjean
( 4.6 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
Have been chatting to people for 3 hours until I realized I wasn’t really playing online.
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freecookies
( 4.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
Normally you'd be livid about a low quality badly tested game like this, but they don't try to tell you it's anything more than that.

Eh, don't pay much for this "game". There's not a lot to it, just a goat that can do glitchy stuff. That's it. Goating and glitching. That's the game. I'm not sure it's really a game at all - there's no win or lose condition to it. But for a few bucks, it's mindless entertainment when you can't think of anything else to play.

The latest expansion pack Waste of Space is a parody of a certain crowdfunded space sim game that keeps overpromising, overdelaying and underdelivering. It's probably going to be better than the space sim and at the very least - it's actually shipping.
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XnoctisXhorroremX
( 1.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
I became queen of the goats, sacrificed goats to satan, became a demon goat and got a firework attached to my back. 10/10 would play again
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Melchior
( 4.3 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
The ISIS sexsimulator 9/11
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111 of 142 people (78%) found this review helpful
113 people found this review funny
Recommended
12.3 hrs on record
Posted: May 26
This is what happens when you don't pay attention to that one kid at the back of the class
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91 of 137 people (66%) found this review helpful
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Not Recommended
1.1 hrs on record
Posted: May 29
"Every DLC will be free" (c) GS dev team
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21 of 25 people (84%) found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
Recommended
196.6 hrs on record
Posted: May 31
At this point I have 180 hours to this “game”, & I use that word lightly. It is unlike anything else I have ever played before.

Goat Simulator originally was a hoax, a trailer from Swedish based Coffee Stain Studios poking fun at the seemingly endless barrage of mind numbingly boring simulators flooding the market, but as the collective response of the mentally challenged individuals on the web screamed YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS GAME, there was only one obvious rout to go, and thus Goat Simulator was born.

With a very short development time Coffee Stain Studios have admitted there are bugs [and will only fix game breaking ones], but ask you embrace them as they make the game more entertaining. I mean how was a Goat supposed to climb a ladder anyways?

The objective, if you can call it that is to mooch about doing everyday goat activities, like destroying Goat hendg, interrupting protests about pennies shaped foods, destroying Coffee Stain Studios office, sacrificing unsuspecting individuals to become a satanic goat, welding almost any object with your tongue, bouncing on trampolines, riding bicycles, eating mushrooms, being abducted by aliens, buying hats, licking anything and everything, parkour, taking over deadmau5 rooftop party, strapping fireworks to your back, pushing boulders into garden barbeques, Ow, if you were expecting things to make sense then you’re an idiot.

Now with the addition of 4 DLC’s, MMO, Goatz, Payday & Waste of Space you can expand the bazaar & ultimately pointless shenanigans of the everyday life of a Goat and its friends it numerous ways. Adding story arcs, new maps, vehicles, quests and more, if you were one of the weird people that enjoyed the base game then this is more of the same on a stupider and grander scale.

WARNING: This game may leave your with a fetish for Goats, I know it has for me. 10/10
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20 of 25 people (80%) found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
Recommended
21.5 hrs on record
Posted: June 12
My daughter has 22 hours on this stupid game
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17 of 20 people (85%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
18.0 hrs on record
Posted: June 11
All it needs now is multiplayer 8/10
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34 of 53 people (64%) found this review helpful
41 people found this review funny
Recommended
6.0 hrs on record
Posted: June 18
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Can't really write a serious review for this one.
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67 of 114 people (59%) found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
20.2 hrs on record
Posted: May 27
Is fun at first but can get repetitive after a while
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9 of 9 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
12.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 27
you can make everything you need this is the best game ever
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10 of 11 people (91%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
22.6 hrs on record
Posted: June 5
Love da Game!!!!!,
This game is glitchy as hell but in the most hillarious ways
You most defanitely MUST get this game...

IT IS LITERALLY AMAZING!!!!
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9 of 12 people (75%) found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
Recommended
4.4 hrs on record
Posted: June 15
Goats go Bahahaha.

I learned that from this game :D
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