Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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Very Positive (675 reviews) - 83% of the 675 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (37,429 reviews) - 88% of the 37,429 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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May 25

NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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Doritos Confirmed
( 4.4 hrs on record )
Posted: July 26
If you like smashing, exploding, headbutting, kicking, and, well, licking things, then you will really enjoy this game. I highly recommend it!
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ClimaX
( 37.8 hrs on record )
Posted: July 26
10/10 would play again
A game that expresses all your feelings in an environment with state of the art physics, which are barely different to the real physics.

Truly a piece of art.
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Nite Owl
( 0.5 hrs on record )
Posted: July 25
Keeps crashing. No clue why
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redspeedster
( 0.1 hrs on record )
Posted: July 25
Product received for free
awesome
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unlucky
( 3.0 hrs on record )
Posted: July 25
LOL:-D
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Rcb123
( 25.3 hrs on record )
Posted: July 25
This is a pretty fun game with local multiplayer and lots of dlc. 10/10 would break the game again.
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Cinni-Minni
( 12.6 hrs on record )
Posted: July 25
A good game but it gets a little boring after a while
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Grambee
( 0.3 hrs on record )
Posted: July 25
Brain cells were stupid anyways.
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RsEReLk_Yt
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: July 25
THIS ♥♥♥♥ING THING LITERALLY DOESN'T EVEN WORK


DO NOT DOWNLOAD!!
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It's Only [REPTILIAN] Banter
( 7.4 hrs on record )
Posted: July 25
Will there ever be a story mode?
Is there a need for a story mode?
Goat.......
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
8 of 10 people (80%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: July 17
About Goat Simulator
Goat Simulator is an open world sandbox in the truest since of the word. There are no objectives, no story and not even the possibility of death. Just you and three large maps to explore and cause havoc in. As the name implies you play as a goat that escaped from it's pen. He is far from a normal goat though as he can run on walls, has an incredibly stick tongue and is incapable of death despite being near explosions or falling down absurd heights. This demigoat has no goals and is content just griefing the people that cross its path. The locations it comes across are all very strange and feature aliens, protesting of genital shaped food and a ton of memes. It is a very strange game that relies on you to make your own fun and gives you a comical world to explore with over the top rag-doll physics and tons of secret powers for your goat.

Graphic
Are pretty nice as the game is running on the Unreal 3 Engine. Music is very silly and off beat which I imagine would be either love it or hate it type of soundtrack. Physics are over the top and very fun to watch fly around though you may occasionally get your head stuck in objects and watching a goat climb a ladder is equally terrifying and hilarious. It features full controller support and up to four player local coop which is always a blast. Steam Workshop is also integrated into this title allowing you to download new maps, powers and even game-modes such as pinball. There is no blood, gore or even strong language. The most adult joke in this game that I have seen is the no phallic shaped food sign I mentioned earlier. It may be a pretty good title to play with your children since there is 4 player coop and no death only fun.

All in All Goat Simulator is a really Funny Game :-)

9/10 Frome Me
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9 of 12 people (75%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.1 hrs on record
Posted: June 30
Props to it for parodying Dead Isle's trailer.
Game is stupidly fun, get it on sale and it's absolutely worth the price.
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5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
Recommended
28.2 hrs on record
Posted: July 3
I don't know why I love this game so much. I keep buying every DLC they release.
Let's see.. I always loved to yell like "baaaaah". I was always good at headbutt. And don't get me starting my "Run on Walls" talent.
Maybe I was a goat in my previous life? I don't kn..baaaah...
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
9.1 hrs on record
Posted: July 14
Great game if you destroy already everything IRL
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.2 hrs on record
Posted: June 29
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.3 hrs on record
Posted: June 28
Before I played:
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4 of 6 people (67%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
4 of 6 people (67%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
7.1 hrs on record
Posted: July 13
better than gmod 11/10
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5 of 8 people (63%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
10.0 hrs on record
Posted: July 16
Where the ♥♥♥♥ is online multiplayer?
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6 of 10 people (60%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: July 4
This is a sort of meta-joke of a game. Funny for 5-10 minutes, longer if you're high.
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