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Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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November 20

Goat MMO Simulator is now LIVE!

The Goat MMO Simulator expansion has now been patched in for free to the base game. If you own Goat Simulator, it'll start downloading automatically. If you don't own Goat Simulator, then now is the perfect time to buy the game.

[note] if it doesn't start downloading automatically, restart Steam and it'll work!

Enjoy!

Here's the trailer for the new Goat MMO Simulator patch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAm5yxQA_HY

And here's the feature list:

- Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave

- Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math, we all went to high-school well I didn’t I was too busy huffing paint behind the cafeteria

- Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what

- Prolly not tons of content tho, but don’t hate be cool

- Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram

- Faction warfare between goats and sheep

- MMO simulation so good you’ll think it’s real

- There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie

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November 20

Want to play Goat MMO Simulator? Read this!

Hi!

As you might know, Goat MMO Simulator will be a completely free update for everyone who owns Goat Simulator, and will be patched into the base game.

For those who don't know what I'm talking about, here's the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAm5yxQA_HY

This means that the current Goat MMO Simulator storepage is pretty unnecessary (right now we're just keeping it there to show you guys the trailer, screenshots, new features, etc.).

Once the update goes live, we'll remove the Goat MMO Simulator Steam store page. Once the page is gone, your Steam client should already have downloaded the update.

To recap: you won't need to buy or add anything else once the update goes live (should be around noon EST) Just let Goat Simulator update and you'll be able to jump into the Goat MMO Simulator expansion!

Hope you guys enjoy! :D

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
Helpful customer reviews
1,485 of 1,745 people (85%) found this review helpful
5.4 hrs on record
Posted: November 20
Still a better MMO than The Elder Scrolls online.
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401 of 495 people (81%) found this review helpful
10.5 hrs on record
Posted: November 12
Goat Simulator has a deep story line and boasts some of the best physics and graphics I've seen in any modern day game. The portrayal of each character is well thought-out and the achievements gained by playing the game are meaningful. Whether you are gracefully flying over a map after a large explosion, or helping a person cross the road, players of all ages are bound to enjoy this game. My grandmother watched me play the game, and now she has set up her own Steam account for the sole purpose of playing Goat Simulator. Even my dog Clifford is getting into it, and now has accumulated over 300 hours worth of solid gamplay. Coffee Stain Studios should be given a big pat on the back and a rousing round of applause.

11/10- Would lick again
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852 of 1,143 people (75%) found this review helpful
5.1 hrs on record
Posted: November 6
Licked a woman
did not get arrested

69/10 beastialty sim 2k14 IGN approves
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417 of 549 people (76%) found this review helpful
6.4 hrs on record
Posted: November 4
I crashed into a garden party, set everyone on fire with a stove and dragged them into the forest, to sacrifice the people to satan, so I could become a demon goat.

10/10 would play again
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266 of 349 people (76%) found this review helpful
3.8 hrs on record
Posted: November 9
An incredibly accurate simulator of the life of a goat.
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123 of 159 people (77%) found this review helpful
8.3 hrs on record
Posted: November 1
They say "don't knock it til you try it".... well, let's not go down that alley, but this on this other hand DEFINTIELY applies. It has Physics. It has a goat. It has Fire. It has a goat devil. What else do you really need.

This game is creative, it has a good sense of humour to it, and damn enjoyable, but also requires skill and patience to master different objectives and techniques.

Its something you can just pick up, have some fun, and come back to whenever you want to have some virtual destruction in your life.

Angry Goat/10 :)
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73 of 88 people (83%) found this review helpful
25.0 hrs on record
Posted: November 20
Playing this game is like making love to a beautiful woman. It’s something I can only do when I’m a goat.
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77 of 100 people (77%) found this review helpful
22.7 hrs on record
Posted: November 10
Intro
Have you ever dreamed of being a goat? Exploring lands as a goat? Maybe smashing into cars and watching them blow up? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this game is for you! If you answered no to any of these questions, this game is for you!

Goat Simulator is a game in which you take on the role of a goat. An invincible goat, that is. You start in a small town with a party, construction site, and a satanist sacrifice forest. You can simply roam the city and explore, you can cause mass chaos and blow up gas containers or parked cars, you could become a sky diving goat and jump off a construction crane, hitch a ride on a paraglider, or get hit by a bus just because you can!

What you can do as a goat
  1. Fly with a jetpack uncontrollably
  2. Get hit by a bus
  3. Lick a bolder and throw it down at civilians having a barbeque
  4. Have a party and become DeadGoa7
  5. Get beet up by people in an ally
  6. Ride a bike
  7. Use your oh so powerful tongue of yours to hold onto a ferris wheel
  8. Swim by simply jumping in water and willing yourself to move
  9. Become an angel goat
  10. Become a devil goat
  11. Become a anything-you-eat-will-turn-into-a-bomb goat
  12. Go on the workshop and become a <fill in workshop item here> goat.
  13. Do anything else you've ever desired to do as a goat
  14. Run head on into a building/car and just fall down
  15. Scale walls with your amazing goat sprint jump ninja skills
  16. Run into civilians and hear them screem because they fell over and watch them glide up and run away
  17. Walk into a carnival, jump into a booth, people screem, trying to run away, and then say "Is that a goat??!"
Score: Goat/10 would play again

System Specs
CPU: AMD FX 8320 OC at 4.1GHz
GPU: EVGA GTX 760 OC
RAM: 8GB RAM
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133 of 190 people (70%) found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record
Posted: November 11
Goat. Lick. Headbutt. Kill everything. Explosions. Lag. Ride a bikesickle. Get hit by a car. Jump off a skyscraper. More Goat. More lag. Giraffe, Penguin, Demon Goat, Ostrich. Jetpack.

10/9 would Goat again.
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118 of 181 people (65%) found this review helpful
8.9 hrs on record
Posted: November 7
I blew up a gas station and got a Michael Bay achievement. It's like Call of Duty Goats. 10/10
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194 of 319 people (61%) found this review helpful
9.0 hrs on record
Posted: October 28
Oh... my... goat
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50 of 72 people (69%) found this review helpful
12.5 hrs on record
Posted: October 28
While the joke may not last for long and $10 is kinda a hefty price for a joke game, the concept of a goat sandbox game like this was an interesting one, and for the time I played this game, I had a great time, what with the intentional bugs and odd jokes. If you're into that kind of thing and don't mind plopping down the cash, Goat Simulator is for you!
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32 of 42 people (76%) found this review helpful
4.5 hrs on record
Posted: November 21
Goat Simulator MMO-update is Microwave/10
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112 of 188 people (60%) found this review helpful
10.0 hrs on record
Posted: November 1
If you like a game with no objective, 1080 backflips, and some of best goat physics this is the game.

79/100
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36 of 56 people (64%) found this review helpful
3.0 hrs on record
Posted: November 19
Be a goat.
You're a goat.

You won't say, "not enough goats."
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38 of 61 people (62%) found this review helpful
7.2 hrs on record
Posted: November 15
You can slow motion lick anything ... 11/10
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35 of 56 people (63%) found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record
Posted: November 18
I kicked a tanker and flew into a gas station as a demonic whale and got points for a Michael Bay trick. 11/10 would recommend.
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29 of 45 people (64%) found this review helpful
8.8 hrs on record
Posted: November 20
I licked a car and it exploded 3 seconds later and i flew out the map for the tenth time.


10/10
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13 of 16 people (81%) found this review helpful
10.3 hrs on record
Posted: November 22
pls nerf microwave from 900w to 250w
it can burn your meal in a few seconds
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61 of 109 people (56%) found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: November 1
Gta. With goats. Nough' said.
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