"Goat Simulator...This game is Sooooooooo Random i love it ahahha the glitches LOOK AT TEH GLITCHES"
Now you never need to watch a let’s play of this game.
Goat Simulator is unsettlingly influential in the games industry with the creation of this we are now seeing a huge spike and increase in you tuber bait games (Eg: Rock simulator and Ampu-tea).
I could see this being and enjoyable 1 hour of fun for $1 and then everyone forgetting about it however to spite all logic and common sense this game exploded with popularity and coverage when it came out, everyday i would hear someone say to their friend "Hey have you heard about goat simulator...dude, the devs kept all the bugs in LOL" this word of mouth affect was definitely the most obnoxious part of this game but i suppose i should actually talk about the "Game-play"
Goat simulator is a Tony Hawk clone staring a goat and about six default unity character models that are repeated 20 times (guy in red, guy in blue, girl in red etc.) and that’s pretty much it. Some people would say it’s a physics sandbox... They would be wrong, the physics are as accurate and enjoyable as a college students first attempt at making a 3D ball bounce on their IMac, the "open world" is about the size of a child’s sand pit except half of it has been taken up by the big bully who mom is friends with your mom so you can’t do anything to him.
"What do you mean by this sand pit analogy" I hear you say well by this i mean that the world is there but there is no point interacting with it for example cars drive around but give no reaction to you aside from hitting you, they will just plow through anything regardless of how dumb it is to do so.
All this seems like minor nit-picks when you have the "wacky glitches" right? Glitches are like money, if you find it on the ground while going about your business you are happy and excited but if the government stars printing millions of $1 bills and leaves them on the ground the economy becomes inflated and that money is essentially worthless because there is so much of it lying around.
But what about the "wacky modifiers". Well the modifiers that are in the game (such as jet pack goat and evil goat) are uninteresting and dull, so let’s go over a few of the main ones them
Jetpack goat- Even less control and enjoyment then normally playing
Queen goat- Spawns more goats, Just in case your frame rate was too high
Minecraft goat- 80% of the people who buy this game will think this is the best idea ever.... i hate those people
This game is $10. That’s $10 to hear the same joke over and over again, $10 that could be spent on a KFC lunch which is much more enjoyable and probably won’t make you hate the gaming community. If you want a random glitchee experiment that won’t cost you money just wait till YouTube changes their layout.
0/10 would not even torrent