Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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Very Positive (325 reviews) - 82% of the 325 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (38,451 reviews) - 88% of the 38,451 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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May 25

NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
35 of 39 people (90%) found this review helpful
33 people found this review funny
Recommended
7.1 hrs on record
Posted: September 5
Has more content than No Man's Sky
10/10
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13 of 17 people (76%) found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: September 7
Has less glitches and bugs than No Man's Sky. 10/10
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9 of 12 people (75%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
7.7 hrs on record
Posted: September 15
Product received for free
GoaT; BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
3.2 hrs on record
Posted: September 7
This is the only game where you would complain if there wasnt glitches
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: September 7
Stupid. So... so Stupid. And yet, glorious!

It's a fun game if you like random nonsense and exploring for easter eggs.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: September 7
So I took Goatborn and Inventory perks, found some crack and smoked it, used inventory to kidnap every woman I found, destroyed everything with the dragon voice, and terrified an entire city wiht the power of goat magic \o/

420/420 Would Perform Satanic Sex Rituals Again
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
27.7 hrs on record
Posted: September 2
Best game ever.
Maybe.
Certianly up there with Portal, Super Mario Broothers, and Naked Twister.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
3.3 hrs on record
Posted: September 1
Relieved my stress instantly got hooked after 2 minutes of gameplay
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
16.2 hrs on record
Posted: September 6
I love this game! It is soooo funny. If you are looking for a game to pass the time and have a few laughs, look no further!
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: September 4
Wherher you like or dislike goats, this is a game for you
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4.9 hrs
Posted: September 30
Pretty fun game to mess around with.
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0.2 hrs
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LOL. Finally the animals are taking back there civilization! If u love destroying stuff GET THE GAME!! SO MUCH FUN!
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14.9 hrs
Posted: September 30
If I could, I would stretch my neck out, rattle my skull around, lick this game, drag it to a place with lots of things, rattle my skull around and everything explodes. THE END.
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Yentrilax [H.B]
5.4 hrs
Posted: September 30
A fun game for a good 15 min, you then get tired of it. Although you'll come back every week, thinking it's the best game on steam. Sadly, I don't believe that it's worth the money; purchasing this game.
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namzep
5.1 hrs
Posted: September 30
Fun open world simulation. The game is over the top insanity.
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Sir battle duck
30.7 hrs
Posted: September 30
THIS GAME IS GLITCHY AS ALL HELL the game breaking glitches get fixed though :)
The regular glitches are left in cus they are hillarious
10/10 would litch through the celing again
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YaZ
3.7 hrs
Posted: September 30
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EvilBob
60.5 hrs
Posted: September 30
For a game made as a joke, its a fun play.
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Filthy Casual
5.9 hrs
Posted: September 30
Simply a russia simulator
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Corpsebean
24.2 hrs
Posted: September 30
The best goat simulating video game I've ever played.
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