Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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Very Positive (778 reviews) - 83% of the 778 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (37,414 reviews) - 88% of the 37,414 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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May 25

NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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Recent:
Very Positive (778 reviews)
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dylan.
( 21.8 hrs on record )
Posted: July 23
meh.

Yes, I Will Give This Game a Thumbs Up.
BUT
After Around 20 Hours, This Game Becomes The Definition Of Boredom.

I Do Not Have Any Of The DLC, but This Review is About The Actual Game.
6/10
At Least This Game Is Better Than "I Am Bread."
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MakeTacosN0tWar
( 6.2 hrs on record )
Posted: July 23
Goat Simulator! I first bought on xbox 360 last year cause I didn't have a good gaming laptop like I do now! I got this when it was on sale and got all the DLC for 10 smaking dollars!!! Thats a steal! This game is super fun with all the glitches and bugs it has! I wish they would add a change thing in the menu so you don't have to exit to change your goat like in the xbox version but still loads of fun!
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jif_not_gif
( 13.3 hrs on record )
Posted: July 23
hm
6.99+3.99+3.99+3.99=18.95

i have spent almost £20 playing this game
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Flowey
( 37.4 hrs on record )
Posted: July 23
stupid game but pretty funny
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logan.heller
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: July 22
goat death simulator/10
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Mr. Scare
( 10.2 hrs on record )
Posted: July 22
I realy hate it beacuse the lag is real i try playing with friends but it crashes even with low quality
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Youraveragegamer
( 7.6 hrs on record )
Posted: July 22
This game is amazing!
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basedphillips
( 26.6 hrs on record )
Posted: July 22
Pretty much as advertised: you are a goat, you destroy things and get points for finding stuff and doing tricks. Brings back a Tony Hawk feel with a much goofier sense of style. However, it's not very deep. It's fun and funny, but once you're done you're done, y'know? Not much else to say about it, but I recommend it if you're looking for some nostalgic skating-style gameplay with some good chuckles. Even at full price it's plenty of bang for your buck.
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The Glitch (RP with me whenever)
( 1.7 hrs on record )
Posted: July 22
PRE-NOTE
Now you MAY notice that I've only spent 100 minutes on this game, but that's more than enough time to play both maps, a bit of the MMO mode, and get some mods. On with the review.

REVIEW
This is goat simulator. A silly game for silly people. This game is very fun, and has a simple task. NOTHING. You have no task, only challenges and achievements, both of which are optional. This means, you are able to explore the ENTIRE town, and do whatever you want. Now keep in mind, you have to have a beast gaming rig to get this game over 10-20 FPS. But 10-20 FPS is normal sandbox game FPS for me. Also, for the kids out there, this game has explicit language, but it can be toggled on/off in the settings. It is also (I'm assuming) made by the people behind Sanctum 1/2, as there are achievements related to both games in Goat Simulator. And if you get bored, there are mods. I'm going to end the long review here, and go into a Pros/cons section. Peace Out.

Pros:
+ Fun
+ Open World
+ Simple
+ Explicit Language Toggle
+ Many Secrets
+ Mods

Cons:
- Requires a beast computer
- Big price tag for an indie game
- Four, count 'em Four DLC's
- Loses its Hilarity (Is that even a word?) after a while.

8/10
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grand dad
( 2.7 hrs on record )
Posted: July 22
Product received for free
It started the stream of bad terrible unfunny so bad it's good games but atleast goat simulator is only the cause and not the cancer it's self.
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
9 of 11 people (82%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.1 hrs on record
Posted: June 30
Props to it for parodying Dead Isle's trailer.
Game is stupidly fun, get it on sale and it's absolutely worth the price.
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7 of 8 people (88%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: July 17
About Goat Simulator
Goat Simulator is an open world sandbox in the truest since of the word. There are no objectives, no story and not even the possibility of death. Just you and three large maps to explore and cause havoc in. As the name implies you play as a goat that escaped from it's pen. He is far from a normal goat though as he can run on walls, has an incredibly stick tongue and is incapable of death despite being near explosions or falling down absurd heights. This demigoat has no goals and is content just griefing the people that cross its path. The locations it comes across are all very strange and feature aliens, protesting of genital shaped food and a ton of memes. It is a very strange game that relies on you to make your own fun and gives you a comical world to explore with over the top rag-doll physics and tons of secret powers for your goat.

Graphic
Are pretty nice as the game is running on the Unreal 3 Engine. Music is very silly and off beat which I imagine would be either love it or hate it type of soundtrack. Physics are over the top and very fun to watch fly around though you may occasionally get your head stuck in objects and watching a goat climb a ladder is equally terrifying and hilarious. It features full controller support and up to four player local coop which is always a blast. Steam Workshop is also integrated into this title allowing you to download new maps, powers and even game-modes such as pinball. There is no blood, gore or even strong language. The most adult joke in this game that I have seen is the no phallic shaped food sign I mentioned earlier. It may be a pretty good title to play with your children since there is 4 player coop and no death only fun.

All in All Goat Simulator is a really Funny Game :-)

9/10 Frome Me
Sweep
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8 of 10 people (80%) found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
Recommended
56.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 24
Love the game!
BAAAAAAAA/10, would goat again.
This game has the best storyline!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Goat!
Goat who?
Goat to go play some more Goat Sim!!!
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11 of 16 people (69%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
28.2 hrs on record
Posted: July 3
I don't know why I love this game so much. I keep buying every DLC they release.
Let's see.. I always loved to yell like "baaaaah". I was always good at headbutt. And don't get me starting my "Run on Walls" talent.
Maybe I was a goat in my previous life? I don't kn..baaaah...
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
7.1 hrs on record
Posted: July 13
better than gmod 11/10
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: June 29
Still more immersive than black ops 3.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
9.1 hrs on record
Posted: July 6
I don't know if I "Get" this game. I've run around, I've blown up people, I've destroyed cars, I've let people ride me. I'm a goat, hear me bleat!

While Goat Simulator is a nice relatively simple game, it's just that, an overall relatively simple game. It's not like a lot of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ "simulators" that try to cash in on Goat Simulator's success. It's also not like the really well thought out simulators, like Bus Simulator or such.

It's hard to really describe Goat simulator. You're a goat, you run around and do anything you want. You have bad animation, but you rarely look at the goat itself. There's even a skate board ramp at one point, only thing is you don't "Skate" you just ragdoll your body and throw it around, and yet it works.

I don't know if I'd heavily recommend this game, because it feels unpolished at almost any angle, the animation of the goat is weak, and the "game" is... well I don't know if there's really a game.

But it's still wicked fun to go run around the level and act like an animal.

If you have a couple guys over and want to just have a blast, the local co-op actually works quite well. Definitely good for a half hour of so of just laughter seeing what you can do.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
5.9 hrs on record
Posted: June 29
No words of have amazing this is......
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