Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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May 25

NEW EXPANSION ANNOUNCED Coming out, May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator will release a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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January 14

Goat Simulator: PAYDAY



Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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Recent:
Mostly Positive (531 reviews)
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The Lmaogre
( 0.7 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
I just bought this game to write a negative review.


Dont worry, I got my money back!
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johihi
( 40.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
this is a very good game!
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Tosc
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
when i press any button, game freezes suddenly, so i'm not able to play it.. :(
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Officially
( 1.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
I was thoroughly disappointed by the game. I'd seen it being played and had waited a while to purchase it. The gameplay is repetitive and boring. Whilst it is famous for its 'deliberate' glitches which make the game fun, I encounted issues such as falling under the map and the game not responding on the home screen, which quite clearly are not features. There are other glitches, such as the head/neck one and the glitchy lift in Put-In Hotel which I think may have been intentionally left in there, possibly for enjoyment, but maybe also because it takes a lot of effort to remove.

I wish I could say I liked this game but I became bored of it very quickly.
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æren
( 36.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
It crashes everytime I launch it so if it works its fun.
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BigTiPPer
( 30.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
Ragdoll Physics Goats Penguins Space MMO's DAYZ Payday Well This Is A Actual Review XD

Pros
+Funny Physics

+Takes Hours To Complete Which Is Good

+Multiple Things To Do

+You Can Almost Break Anything

+LOTS Of Memes

+Addicting

+Goats And Ragdoll Physics

+DLC Adds To The Fun

+Lots Of Sales

+Multiplayer

Cons
-Can Get Boring I Reccomend Playing For A Hour Getting Off For A Hour

-Can Be Short Lived

-The Word "Simulator" Does Not Actual Mean What You Think

-Not That Open Worlded

-Some Things Are Uncontrolable

-Not Everything Is Breakable

-Not Online Multiplayer

END:

Its A 3.6/5 Is How I Would See It Online Would Probably Make It 4.6 Though But I Reccomend It You Might Enjoy It :D
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Hatsune Miku
( 20.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
This game is so fun! I love it so much!
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[YT] .: AliXGam3r :.
( 1.2 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
Product received for free
The stupidity of this game make it the best game fun :$
But unfortunately there are some errors where :P

8/10
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R.I.P👽-ER
( 0.8 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
When I watched Goat simulator gameplay videos I thought It would be fun to play but.. Its kinda boaring ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t .

All you do is Picking another Types of goats and you destroy things and run around. Dont spend your money for this game.
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Tadhgon03
( 2.5 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
This game was released on April fools... Should have created April fools lol
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|bS| ⊕ Mr.Hipster
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
I do not recommend this game it get boring in a couple of hours all you do is running around throwing people,licking ♥♥♥♥ and destroying stuff.I have had few of the dlc's for the game and it's still bad.All I have to say if you do get this game you will only have a few hours on it until you get bored maybe more with dlc but it is a very fun game but not that much to offer.
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Oblivion
( 80.6 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
How to be a Goat:

Step 1: Buy this game for 420 dollars
Step 2: Wait for 10391313 hours for the game to install
Step 3: Open the game
Step 4: BE THE GOAT
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Toaster
( 3.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
went to the sewers, found teenage mutant ninja turtle, they attacked me, i turned into a whale

10/10 would be a whale again
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HTheBoss
( 7.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
Funny parody game.
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Adèle Varens
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
Just tell me why I can't run this stupid game to spend my stupid time on my stupid computer.
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kai0214
( 0.8 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
I am a goat !
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RichieRics
( 5.9 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
Shall I say anything?
Want to have a good time? Do some stupidness in locall coop?
I think you've already bought it.
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mummydogrules
( 17.9 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
If you want to play it every week then get it.
I LOVE the game but it crashes when you launch it but NOT in game though. I'm going to get a refund hopefully though.
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Evey Vendetta
( 0.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
GTA: Baaaaa
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[PS] Wish
( 4.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
How did this get a higher score on Metacritic than Postal 2.
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
50 of 58 people (86%) found this review helpful
47 people found this review funny
Recommended
39.9 hrs on record
Posted: May 12
If you had told me 4 years ago that I would end up playing a game where I was a goat for 40 hours, I would laugh in your face. Today, you would be the one laughing.
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21 of 22 people (95%) found this review helpful
21 people found this review funny
Recommended
12.3 hrs on record
Posted: May 26
This is what happens when you don't pay attention to that one kid at the back of the class
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30 of 40 people (75%) found this review helpful
16 people found this review funny
Recommended
240.6 hrs on record
Posted: May 21
This game. Where to start. Goat simulator had taken over my life. I have spent countless hours on it and yet finding new things to do. new tasks to do and by far the most addictive game i've ever played!

Pro's:
- Very fun.
- easily spend 15 mins waiting for another game.
- can spend hours on end enjoying the fun.
- really cheap.

Con's:
- once addicted... it takes over your life.

For anyone still unsure about buying the game, here is my best anecdote.
Strolling home late at night; i sit and wind down to goat simulator. 5 hours later im there running round as a penguin that is super buff one shotting cars all over the place. I then thought. I WILL OWN A GOAT..... Now I currently own 4 Pigmy goats and love them soo much!

All in all... This game has made my life soo much more happier!!!!
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27 of 40 people (68%) found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
Recommended
701.9 hrs on record
Posted: May 25
Original ideas in a sandbox. Years later, we're still finding all the secrets and Easter eggs.

All the DLC is good value; offering a plethora of animals environments and mutators.

Nothing beats the feeling of being a goat and doing number twos.
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9 of 10 people (90%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
182.9 hrs on record
Posted: May 23
BEST PARKOUR GAME IN YEARS.

Goat simulator is a must-buy if you're bored. (and have ten bucks you dont care about spending)

It has one of the funniest physics I've ever seen and you can do pretty much anything you want. I reccomend playing with friends, it will almost quadruple the amounts of laughs you get otherwise. Its a sandbox game, there is no end so it's no surprise if you get bored after a week (or less, depends on what kind of person you are). Trying to get higher scores, finding easter eggs and trying to get all the achievements always leaves you wanting to play somemore.

And the Acrobatics/Parkour mechanics are SO much fun. jump from roof to roof, wall climb, wall jump, do 360-backflips, and walk on your front legs. Its so challenging and fun to run across the maps parkouring on everything, even vehicles.

But If you're worried that it will only provide you with a very short amount of entertainment and dont want to spend more money buying the DLCs, you can download mods and maps people made on the steam workshop! (or even make mods)

This game is a masterpiece to be honest.

Basically, Goat Simulator is a low-budget (yet amazing) GTA-like indie game by Coffee Stain Studios. If the devs are reading this, know that I love ya'll and support your amazing work! (especially Mikael!)

10/10, Definitely worth the 10 bucks. buy it. Don't buy hoola-hoops or bricks.
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56 of 100 people (56%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 8
I bought Goat Sim on a whim, and it delivers exactly what it promises. A goat going around breaking things with pretty funny physics.

However, it IS a novelty game that pretty quickly outlives it's fun factor and is something to be played in short sessions (like 30 minutes) as there is only so much fun that can be gained from a goat (or some eldritch abomination involving a microwave on long thin legs) with a bizarre tongue destroying everything in sight.

The DLC game-modes and Achievement hunting add a bit to it, but it's still a short-lived novelty.

I wouldn't recommend this game, but I would say it's good for a cheap laugh every so often. Play it with a friend with you so you can give each other dumb challenges (e.g. How far can you punt a goat with a truck?) and a Goat Simulator session will last longer.
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6 of 8 people (75%) found this review helpful
Recommended
2.5 hrs on record
Posted: May 26
Very fun for wasting time, totally worth the $2.50 I got it for but I might feel jipped if I payed the full $10. Great fo a laugh and confusing old people.
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6 of 8 people (75%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
11.9 hrs on record
Posted: May 26
It's a sandbox game. You're the goat. You can pretty much destroy everything you see.

Don't overthink it. Buy the game, especially if it's on sale.
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51 of 95 people (54%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
3.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 5
While I definitely share the penchant for mindless entertainment, this will likely only keep you occupied for an hour at best. The game really is pointless save for the chaos that you can foment, and even that gets stale after the tenth time you run into a truck.
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37 of 69 people (54%) found this review helpful
21 people found this review funny
Recommended
10.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 10
Goat Simulator > any other simulator :3
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4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful
Recommended
3.1 hrs on record
Posted: May 26
Like a lot of reviewers said, this is a great game if you play it in small time sessions. If you like using cheat codes in the GTA games for the laughs, then you will also enjoy Goat Simulator. I would also highly reccommend buying this when it is on sale, as there is only so much you are able to do in a sandbox game.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: May 27
Product received for free
The stupidity of this game make it the best game fun :$
But unfortunately there are some errors where :P

8/10
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4 of 6 people (67%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: May 13
Thank you for tricking me into paying for this game- your marketing strategy is wise beyond your human years!
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5 of 8 people (63%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
8.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 13
I have now been trained to become a full time goat.
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 15
Critic:
Being a goat isn't easy you know, being constantly hited by cars and people are scared of us... It's a very fun game but it starts to get boring because after 20 minutes there is nothing else to do. And ragdolls, I love ragdolls, I like the game because of the ragdolls.

Rating - 74/100

Conclusion:
A good rating makes a good recommendation ;), so I will recommend it to you guys.
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
Recommended
4.1 hrs on record
Posted: May 24
it's like sharknado.

it's fun simply due to its unbelievable level of ridicule. like the tall goat.
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
9.0 hrs on record
Posted: May 20
This game is interesting but i think you should be able to choose a class {in game}
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
49.6 hrs on record
Posted: May 26
hehehehehe kind of a gimmick game, but fun and funny. good for a few hours of fun.
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
54.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 27
very funny and entertainig for me and my sister, i like the game
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3 of 5 people (60%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
19.9 hrs on record
Posted: May 26
Ten out of Nine Goats Agree, math is hard!

Do you remember that old game you used to play for hours, and then you found that glitch which makes your character fly across the map, making you choke on your milk and cookies while you laugh and try to breathe at the same time?
Well, this is the game for you!
This game cannot be described, only experienced. And even if you only play it once, it will be worth it.
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