Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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Very Positive (601 reviews) - 83% of the 601 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (37,434 reviews) - 88% of the 37,434 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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May 25

NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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Very Positive (601 reviews)
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GoatzRDaBest
( 6.4 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
Goat Simulator is a great, fun, and glitchey game. You play as a crazy goat that goes and destroys the map to earn points. Since I said the map I guess I have to talk about (you guessed it) the maps Goat Simulator has 3 maps so far. The three are Goatville, Goat City Bay, and Goat MMO (It's not a MMO trust me). You know what makes this game even better... It has different goats. There's too many goats for me to list, what I mean by too many I mean I'm to lazy to list them, but you can also get different goats off of the workshop. There's a ton more to this game that I'm too lazy to type so yeah I really recomend this game to man childs.
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The Resident
( 13.9 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
On February 11, 2006, then U.S. Vice President ♥♥♥♥ Cheney shot Harry Whittington, a 78-year-old Texas attorney, while participating in a quail hunt on a ranch in Riviera, Texas. Both Cheney and Whittington called the incident an accident.

The incident was reported to the Corpus Christi Caller-Times on February 12, 2006, by ranch owner Katherine Armstrong. The Bush administration disclosed the shooting incident to the public the afternoon of February 12. Local authorities released a report on the shooting on February 16, 2006, and witness statements on February 22.

On February 14, 2006, Whittington suffered a non-fatal heart attack and atrial fibrillation due to at least one lead-shot pellet lodged in or near his heart. Cheney did not speak publicly about the incident until February 15 in an interview with Fox News. Early reports indicated that Cheney and Whittington were friends and that the injuries were minor. Whittington later clarified that he and Cheney were not close friends but acquaintances.
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Giota123
( 22.2 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
It's perfect. *-*
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bluemonk12
( 4.7 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
Step right up and kill some brain cells with Goat Simulator
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DemoNZLegend
( 15.7 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
This is a really cool and funny game!
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A NUMBER 9 LARGE
( 2.3 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
Unfunny, bad physics, repetetive gameplay, not worth 9.99$, more like 1.99$.
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SerenTheBadassUnicorn
( 1.5 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
Too much money for what little is on it.
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MadMan
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
Lack of content unless ya wanna pay more. Fun for a couple hours then you see how little content there is. All in all i was 12 when i bought this so R.I.P Me.... Not worth Your Cash Money Money!
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Doritos Confirmed
( 4.4 hrs on record )
Posted: July 26
If you like smashing, exploding, headbutting, kicking, and, well, licking things, then you will really enjoy this game. I highly recommend it!
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
8 of 10 people (80%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: July 17
About Goat Simulator
Goat Simulator is an open world sandbox in the truest since of the word. There are no objectives, no story and not even the possibility of death. Just you and three large maps to explore and cause havoc in. As the name implies you play as a goat that escaped from it's pen. He is far from a normal goat though as he can run on walls, has an incredibly stick tongue and is incapable of death despite being near explosions or falling down absurd heights. This demigoat has no goals and is content just griefing the people that cross its path. The locations it comes across are all very strange and feature aliens, protesting of genital shaped food and a ton of memes. It is a very strange game that relies on you to make your own fun and gives you a comical world to explore with over the top rag-doll physics and tons of secret powers for your goat.

Graphic
Are pretty nice as the game is running on the Unreal 3 Engine. Music is very silly and off beat which I imagine would be either love it or hate it type of soundtrack. Physics are over the top and very fun to watch fly around though you may occasionally get your head stuck in objects and watching a goat climb a ladder is equally terrifying and hilarious. It features full controller support and up to four player local coop which is always a blast. Steam Workshop is also integrated into this title allowing you to download new maps, powers and even game-modes such as pinball. There is no blood, gore or even strong language. The most adult joke in this game that I have seen is the no phallic shaped food sign I mentioned earlier. It may be a pretty good title to play with your children since there is 4 player coop and no death only fun.

All in All Goat Simulator is a really Funny Game :-)

9/10 Frome Me
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9 of 12 people (75%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.1 hrs on record
Posted: June 30
Props to it for parodying Dead Isle's trailer.
Game is stupidly fun, get it on sale and it's absolutely worth the price.
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5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
Recommended
28.2 hrs on record
Posted: July 3
I don't know why I love this game so much. I keep buying every DLC they release.
Let's see.. I always loved to yell like "baaaaah". I was always good at headbutt. And don't get me starting my "Run on Walls" talent.
Maybe I was a goat in my previous life? I don't kn..baaaah...
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
9.1 hrs on record
Posted: July 14
Great game if you destroy already everything IRL
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4 of 6 people (67%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
3.9 hrs on record
Posted: July 4
if you like a funny game this is the game for you the graphics might not look good but dont let that change your mind graphics aint everything, i give this game a 8.5/10
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
3.1 hrs on record
Posted: July 5
9/10 very good game.
hilarious physics and lots of easter eggs/secrets.
guaranteed hours of fun.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.1 hrs on record
Posted: July 1
At first I was confused why I bought it, now I'm confused why others haven't.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
2.0 hrs on record
Posted: July 2
plays devil goat
kills family
ruins lives
love it
11/10 rates IGN
would ruin again
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