Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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May 25

NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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EVIL BOY
1.1 hrs
Posted: August 29
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insert_bomb_here
4.9 hrs
Posted: August 29
Ridiculousness
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Asianmann
0.1 hrs
Posted: August 28
Fun game to play when baked
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👌needy👌
7.0 hrs
Posted: August 28
kill me
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SpaceThunderGaming
5.0 hrs
Posted: August 28
Product received for free
goat is love goat is life....
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EagleHeart04
37.9 hrs
Posted: August 28
-I open the game.
-I select goat mmo.
-I find a portal.
-I enter it
-There are a LOT of cows standing on their hind legs shooting lazers out of their utters trying to kill me.

if you do not like crazy games this is not for you, but if you do, you will become a highschool dropout playing this game eventually. (not that I have)

5 stars. nothing to it. crazyness. all. day.
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kome360
8.3 hrs
Posted: August 28
1) This game will NEVER be fixed.
2) That's the POINT.
3) Even if it WAS fixed, there's enough stupid humor to make three-fourths of a game.
4) The bugs just make that humor EVEN CRAZIER.

Goat Simulator: Every bug but the game-crashers! Mostly.
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Benzor
69.3 hrs
Posted: August 28
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SYSTEM GLITCH
31.9 hrs
Posted: August 28
Easily one of the best games ever for kids. I watched an 8 year old and a 9 year old going from constant fighting, to instant joy that never ended until they were forced to quit. When all hope of their joy was lost, this game brought them together in gales of unending laughter.

The game is silly and fun, but it really is best played with kids who can find the real gem that this game is.

PS: To play splitscreen on dual monitors with nvidia: NVIDIA Control Panel / Configure Surround, PhysX: checkmark in 'Span displays with Surround', hit 'Configure..." and adjust as needed (I didn't have to adjust anything) then boot into goat simulator. Each player can have a full screen to themselves. Enjoy! Also works for other games.
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King Megascience
11.9 hrs
Posted: August 28
Meme.
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
318 of 355 people (90%) found this review helpful
339 people found this review funny
Recommended
413.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 13
Goat simulator? ... pfffffffft, this should be called NANNY SIMULATOR. 374 hours my 6 year old has spend playing this game.
374 hours for a nanny at $12 an hour minimum = Around $4500

Get goat simulator with ALL DLC (very important to get the dlc) = Less than $10 (when on sale).

No brainer, man.

It may cause your offspring's IQ to uhmm .... get a lil tiiiiiny bit lower than usual, but hey ... with all the trash on tv these days they are going to get that way anyways.
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192 of 277 people (69%) found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
2.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 3
Fun for a few hours, but then it gets incredibly dull.

(need more maps asap)
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181 of 277 people (65%) found this review helpful
122 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.6 hrs on record
Posted: August 11
I wish I'd spent my £1.74 on a pack of Cadbury Fingers tbh
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69 of 103 people (67%) found this review helpful
93 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.5 hrs on record
Posted: August 11
I have always felt like a goat trapped in a human body with human intelligence.

Now with Goat simulator I can be what I've always dreamed of being. My life is now complete.

11/10 would goat again.
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23 of 27 people (85%) found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
Recommended
25.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 13
I know. I have only played for a few hours.
Mainly because I need to sleep every so often. :D
And I will admit to being a 50 year old woman, who enjoys chaos and mayhem, for the sake of chaos and mayhem. :p
You will either love this game or hate it. I really don't think there is any middle ground here.

Whacky, and I mean REALLY whacky physics.
You play an apparently insane goat who just wants to destroy the world and blow itself up by headbutting cars and gas punps.
You like to lick things. Lots of things. Multiple times. And drag them around with your tongue. And sometimes make bombs to blow up whatever you were licking.
You can be Queen of the Goats.
Devil Goat. 'Nuff said.

Wonky, seemingly glitchy and buggy chaotic mayhem. Tons of achievments you will get without ever knowing how ir why you got them. Tons of achievements you will never get, no matter how hard you try (assumption based on global achievements stats...). Lag and severe fps drops. Not sure if this is a glitch, or part of the game. But it makes for interesting Goat predicaments.

Absolutely not a serious game. I have no clue what I am doing in this game. And I am laughing hysterically and loving every second of it! You will. as I said, either love it. Or hate it. I love it.

9/10 Would become Devil Goat, Queen of the Goats and blow up a city all over again. Actually, not would. Will. :D
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63 of 97 people (65%) found this review helpful
96 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: August 12
I hit things and they explode.
Sometimes they do not.
Sometimes they hit me.
Very deep story telling.
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131 of 222 people (59%) found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: August 12
Typical Youtube "Hey, I'm wacky, play me!!" clickbait. Fun for the first hour or so, then quickly gets incredibly boring. Only interesting to people with underdeveloped senses of humour. Do yourself a favour and don't buy this game full price. If you really, REALLY want it, then wait for a sale. A big one, at that.
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5 of 7 people (71%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
3.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 12
Product received for free
I tried to like goat simulator, I tried really hard and forced myself to keep playing for a reasonable amount of time. That said I just couldnt find enjoyment in the game. Goat Simulator seems to lack any sort of real depth or goals. There are thing you can do but ultimately it feels like none of it really effects anything. I can appreciate that its just a silly game and depth isnt what the devs were interested in but I just cant see any reason to pay for a game where the fun is so short lived.
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7 of 11 people (64%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 12
Not worth 10 Euros....
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9 of 15 people (60%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: August 12
Played it during the free weekend. Mindless enjoyment for a few minutes, but be warned spending money on this will lead to d!ck cancer.
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