Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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Mostly Positive (405 reviews) - 77% of the 405 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (36,236 reviews) - 88% of the 36,236 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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May 25

NEW EXPANSION ANNOUNCED Coming out, May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator will release a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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January 14

Goat Simulator: PAYDAY



Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
Customer reviews
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Recent:
Mostly Positive (405 reviews)
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NiTh
( 6.6 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
♥♥♥♥in The Last of Us is funnier than this ♥♥♥♥. And The Last of Us is a very serious game...
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Lord Squeak
( 19.9 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
Ten out of Nine Goats Agree, math is hard!

Do you remember that old game you used to play for hours, and then you found that glitch which makes your character fly across the map, making you choke on your milk and cookies while you laugh and try to breathe at the same time?
Well, this is the game for you!
This game cannot be described, only experienced. And even if you only play it once, it will be worth it.
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J0chem2
( 31.8 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
Baaaaaa! im a goat!
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♋ Master ♋
( 0.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
i dont know what im doing but i like it <3 :D

10/10

nice game EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kadenstorm18
( 6.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
Hi Coffee Stain Studios/Coffee Stain/ I have a problem and you should fix this just incase please if you read this please add a GoatSimulator CurrentGame.ini File Download Plz my CurrentGame.ini File is gone plz make a download so its easy/easier
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PresidentBrian
( 10.2 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
Enough paid dlc for a joke game.
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0PPR3550R
( 20.2 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
Well, couldn't word it any better than the devs themselves:

Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. It was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.


Don't believe me?
source: http://www.goat-simulator.com/

I recommend the game, honest devs.
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wrin
( 2.9 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
Physics, I tell you.
Also part "MMO". Amazing.
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Baris
( 11.9 hrs on record )
Posted: May 25
i dont like this game...
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Sam-The-Slayer
( 46.7 hrs on record )
Posted: May 25
Dlc overload

dlc/10
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Spartan L16
( 19.8 hrs on record )
Posted: May 25
Baaaa! Ba ba baaa baaaaaaaaaaa

Baa's
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- Baaaa baa baaaa
- Baaa ba ba baba baaa
- BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- Ba bab babababa baaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Baaaaaaaaaaa's
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- Mooooooooooooooo
- Meowwwwwwwwwww
- Oink oink
- Ribbit


Baaaa baaa baaaaaaaaaaa

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JollyWombat
( 2,018.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 25
it's alright, I guess.
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|TG4|Penguins227
( 3.8 hrs on record )
Posted: May 25
I enjoyed the first few hours of this game tremendously.

Pick it up when it is around $5 and you want a laugh.
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Puzzlecat
( 2.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 25
This game has endless possibilities and it great letting people who have never played a game like this to play. Tons of fun at parties.
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Lego
( 2.2 hrs on record )
Posted: May 25
Goat Simulator > The only Goat Simulator out there! Rated: 9/10
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мᴿвᴼzᴬcᴷ
( 698.9 hrs on record )
Posted: May 25
Original ideas in a sandbox. Years later, we're still finding all the secrets and Easter eggs.

All the DLC is good value; offering a plethora of animals environments and mutators.

Nothing beats the feeling of being a goat and doing number twos.
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Bredstik
( 1.7 hrs on record )
Posted: May 25
Well, I do recomend the game and all, but It won't even let me in the game!
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Mr.AWPer
( 6.8 hrs on record )
Posted: May 25
Funny Game! Its Like Breaking The 4th Wall! Love It Recommended it!
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MrSkeletonMan
( 2.5 hrs on record )
Posted: May 25
This game is fun from what Ive played so far.
It's ridiculous that you just run around and headbutt (or lick!) stuff.
I haven't played that much yet but as I said this is still really fun, and I was laughing most of the time I was playing.
I would recommend this game to people who want to have a good time and be a goat. But why would you want to be a goat.
10/10
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
26 of 36 people (72%) found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
Recommended
10.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 10
Goat Simulator > any other simulator :3
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17 of 29 people (59%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 8
I bought Goat Sim on a whim, and it delivers exactly what it promises. A goat going around breaking things with pretty funny physics.

However, it IS a novelty game that pretty quickly outlives it's fun factor and is something to be played in short sessions (like 30 minutes) as there is only so much fun that can be gained from a goat (or some eldritch abomination involving a microwave on long thin legs) with a bizarre tongue destroying everything in sight.

The DLC game-modes and Achievement hunting add a bit to it, but it's still a short-lived novelty.

I wouldn't recommend this game, but I would say it's good for a cheap laugh every so often. Play it with a friend with you so you can give each other dumb challenges (e.g. How far can you punt a goat with a truck?) and a Goat Simulator session will last longer.
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30 of 55 people (55%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
3.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 5
While I definitely share the penchant for mindless entertainment, this will likely only keep you occupied for an hour at best. The game really is pointless save for the chaos that you can foment, and even that gets stale after the tenth time you run into a truck.
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4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 12
I make Jim's life miserable. Every. Single. Day.

Jim still loves me.

Goats can do anything.
Goats are superior.

People cheered to my 1080 degrees backflip. Never been so proud.

12/10 would buy again.
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4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
240.3 hrs on record
Posted: May 21
This game. Where to start. Goat simulator had taken over my life. I have spent countless hours on it and yet finding new things to do. new tasks to do and by far the most addictive game i've ever played!

Pro's:
- Very fun.
- easily spend 15 mins waiting for another game.
- can spend hours on end enjoying the fun.
- really cheap.

Con's:
- once addicted... it takes over your life.

For anyone still unsure about buying the game, here is my best anecdote.
Strolling home late at night; i sit and wind down to goat simulator. 5 hours later im there running round as a penguin that is super buff one shotting cars all over the place. I then thought. I WILL OWN A GOAT..... Now I currently own 4 Pigmy goats and love them soo much!

All in all... This game has made my life soo much more happier!!!!
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7 of 11 people (64%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: May 22
I swear to god this game is the greatest game on the internet. My entire playthrough of this was a long monologue of WTF's but the best of WTF's xD
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
Recommended
698.9 hrs on record
Posted: May 25
Original ideas in a sandbox. Years later, we're still finding all the secrets and Easter eggs.

All the DLC is good value; offering a plethora of animals environments and mutators.

Nothing beats the feeling of being a goat and doing number twos.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 21
really nice sandbox! loads of fun
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
31.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 14
Crazy fun Openworld game if you like small openworlds with a load of crap to do and blow crap up than this is the game for you oh and the payday dlc is amazing
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 12
Bought it while very impaired, for about an hour and a half it was the greatest thing in my life. I can't remember exactly but I think it got me laid too. Pretty positive experience
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
39.9 hrs on record
Posted: May 12
If you had told me 4 years ago that I would end up playing a game where I was a goat for 40 hours, I would laugh in your face. Today, you would be the one laughing.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.0 hrs on record
Posted: May 12
Got no idea why I bought this game, for some reason it's fun! LOL
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: May 14
really Idk what to write so here's a hard boiled egg recipe

Ingredients:

Eggs

Directions:

Place your eggs in a pot and cover with cold water by 1 inch. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat, then cover, remove from the heat and set aside 8 to 10 minutes. Drain, cool in ice water and peel.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
11.0 hrs on record
Posted: May 20
i love this game like crazy
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 24
the goat touched my pe**s
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
182.9 hrs on record
Posted: May 23
BEST PARKOUR GAME IN YEARS.

Goat simulator is a must-buy if you're bored. (and have ten bucks you dont care about spending)

It has one of the funniest physics I've ever seen and you can do pretty much anything you want. I reccomend playing with friends, it will almost quadruple the amounts of laughs you get otherwise. Its a sandbox game, there is no end so it's no surprise if you get bored after a week (or less, depends on what kind of person you are). Trying to get higher scores, finding easter eggs and trying to get all the achievements always leaves you wanting to play somemore.

And the Acrobatics/Parkour mechanics are SO much fun. jump from roof to roof, wall climb, wall jump, do 360-backflips, and walk on your front legs. Its so challenging and fun to run across the maps parkouring on everything, even vehicles.

But If you're worried that it will only provide you with a very short amount of entertainment and dont want to spend more money buying the DLCs, you can download mods and maps people made on the steam workshop! (or even make mods)

This game is a masterpiece to be honest.

Basically, Goat Simulator is a low-budget (yet amazing) GTA-like indie game by Coffee Stain Studios. If the devs are reading this, know that I love ya'll and support your amazing work! (especially Mikael!)

10/10, Definitely worth the 10 bucks. buy it. Don't buy hoola-hoops or bricks.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
4.5 hrs on record
Posted: May 22
I feel like i reborn every time i play this.
Smoke out of lelz
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
7.3 hrs on record
Posted: May 23
Play RPG 2 day,
Never realized it's offline,
Try to talk to everyone,
Still wondering why those people don't reply my greeting.
11/10

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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: May 17
wow im glad i spent mommys money on this and not my own
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