Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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May 25

NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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carneboy
0.5 hrs
Posted: September 25
Looked fun in the previews, but wasn't much fun to play. Too much stuff going on, no real goal or point to it that I could see when I played it.
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aaronfranke
2.3 hrs
Posted: September 24
Pretty fun for a short amount of time.
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Red Ranger
3.6 hrs
Posted: September 24
Needs more more
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[NNG]ZombieChap
22.5 hrs
Posted: September 24
Dude Best Game so Addicted after I deleted it then played it again recently I WAS HOOKED, SO FUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

Some Game Bugs with Crashing over certain mods, but great otherwise!
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RetroSparkles
25.8 hrs
Posted: September 24
An emotional Journey
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Nooodlez
0.4 hrs
Posted: September 23
im not gonna ask
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Xerties
1.0 hrs
Posted: September 23
If you don't own this game buy it..

Yes it's a terrible waste of money..

Buy it anyway.
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λ Glass Crab
15.2 hrs
Posted: September 22
this game used to be popular
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TheUgulyPotatoMaster
14.5 hrs
Posted: September 22
very good gameplay, funny style and idea. LOVE the MMO, very funny quotes and achievements. Can't wait for more DLC's
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GoaT; BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Posted: August 26
If you love having a good time and spending time this game for you it's really fun and i recommend having dlc it's fun doing misions on payday but a bit to short but i love it
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GOATS! GOATS! GOATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: September 1
Who the ♥♥♥♥ knows what is going on. I love it!
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16.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 27
This game... is art.

This game... is an experience like no other.

This game... is a way of life.









You're a goat in a game. What else needs to be said.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
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7.7 hrs on record
Posted: September 23
i love this game so much <3
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Posted: September 22
Very fun. I recommend it for anyone thats bored.
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Posted: September 4
Baaa Baaa Baaa Baaa Baaaa Baaaaa
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