Holy ♥♥♥♥, this game is INSANE. It's a sensory onslaught in the best way possible, a game based on fast kinetic action, eye-blistering effects and like any good kung fu movie, tons of environment destruction.. they literally drop in sets like shacks and huts and such as the round progresses just for you to knock people through. The game is based on a simple premise, just two buttons, but the execution turns it into a beautiful dance of death as your character (who unremarkably looks like Xiao Xiao.. who also unremarkably looks like the guy on the men's bathroom sign lol) bludgeons, smashes, and impales your foes with ease. Some of the kills are like what you'd see in Mortal Kombat (ie: awesome). Seriously, it's a ♥♥♥♥ing crazy game in an amazing way and it's only 5 bucks! And I haven't even mentioned the different kinds of rounds and weapons there are, such as Mob Rounds, Light Sword Rounds, Nunchaku Rounds, Boss Rounds, bows, throwing daggers, swords, THE BALL OF DEATH... oh yea, and all the perks that you can unlock which only serve to increase the amount of cubic ♥♥♥ you can kick per second, the Survival Mode, different difficulty levels in addition to the already adaptable speed of the game that gets faster as you get faster.
Why are you still reading this? Go buy this game!