Turbo Dismount is a kinetic tragedy about Mr. Dismount and the cars who love him. It is the official sequel to the wildly popular and immensely successful personal impact simulator - Stair Dismount.
Release Date: May 21, 2014

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"The only way to see what happens if you send someone into oncoming traffic on a office chair."

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April 10

Turbo Dismount 1.11 "Grim Season" Update!

Hi everyone!
The weather has been grim in Finland, so this is a grim season update.

  • New vehicle: "Grim Wagon"
  • New seasonal head for grim season, the Grim Visage
  • New camera mode, the Cinematic Camera!
  • Better touch screen support for Windows tablets
  • Shuriken tweaked, vehicle logo fixed
  • Cop cars tweaked

Enjoy this grim, grim update in quiet solemnity.

*Update 1.11.1 fixes game launch freeze on older operating systems*
*Update 1.11.2 fixes Workshop connectivity on older operating systems*

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February 27

Turbo Dismount 1.10 "Shamrock Season" Update!

This incremental update brings to your enjoyment the following items:

* New vehicle: "Shuriken" superbike
* New seasonal heads for shamrock and summer seasons

Note: Shamrock season starts around mid-March :)

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Reviews

“It's a chaotic toybox of destruction”
Preview – HardcoreGamer

“Turbo Dismount is a glorious excuse for putting polygonal beings into dangerous vehicles and then watching the physics-based carnage gently unfold into something beautiful.”
Preview – Kotaku

About This Game

Turbo Dismount is a kinetic tragedy about Mr. Dismount and the cars who love him. It is the official sequel to the wildly popular and immensely successful personal impact simulator - Stair Dismount.

The highlights of this experience are multiple vehicles, an awesome replay system, level editing features, high-speed physics and an indiscriminate sense of style.

The purpose of the game is simple - damage awards points. It is up to you to try different combinations of obstacles, vehicles, poses and levels to make it to the top of the leaderboards. To support friendly rivalry, Turbo Dismount supports placing a photo of your friend on the face of Mr. Dismount - such a delightful way to express one's emotions!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 or better
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX9 compatible graphics card
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Hard Drive: 300 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
    Minimum:
    • OS: 10.8 or newer
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo or better
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Any
    • Hard Drive: 300 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
Helpful customer reviews
361 of 422 people (86%) found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
5.4 hrs on record
Posted: November 27, 2014
This is the advanced driving system that Ubisoft removed from Watch Dogs last minuite.
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152 of 164 people (93%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
8.7 hrs on record
Posted: January 4
Local police departments should use this game to demonstrate the dangers of drunk driving.

10/10
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139 of 161 people (86%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.9 hrs on record
Posted: November 1, 2014
I found this game insanly funny and entertaing. I highly recomend it to the destructive type
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76 of 85 people (89%) found this review helpful
7.5 hrs on record
Posted: October 31, 2014
What does Turbo Dismount have to offer? Spills and mega destruction! This is one of those games that you can pick up very easily and its pure fun. There is no goal to Turbo Dismount, you kinda just go and watch the carnage. With many customizable options, you can choose how Mr.Dismount explodes or gets beheaded... IN STYLE! If you have a very specific kind of humor and wouldn't find a lifeless body being torn apart and vehicles being ripped apart entertaining (blood is not included in this game), then this game isn't for you. If you are thinking about buying it and it looks like your cup of tea, go for it! If your looking for a story or an adventure, look elsewhere.
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39 of 41 people (95%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
5.8 hrs on record
Posted: December 20, 2014
This game is INSANE amounts of hilarity! Think of it as a 3D Happy Wheels, except without the overabundance of effortless, repetitive user-made levels. Throw in all sorts of gags and non-graphic violence, and you've sealed the deal.

I highly recommend this game if you've grown rather tired of Happy Wheels, and need a breath of fresh air.
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42 of 49 people (86%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
55.3 hrs on record
Posted: October 23, 2014
I absolutely love this game. At first your there like, "there is hardly any levels, what is the point of playing this game if there ike downloading some more maps." You go to the amazing steam workshop and doownload some maps. Then you try em out for about three or more hours. You're there like," I like these maps I am going to download some more maps." then you download like fifteen more maps, and after about ten more hours of playing and steam workshop, you have like over one hundred fifty-three maps and you are extremely addicted to the game and can't stop playing. That's basically my perspective of this awesome game, I hope you like it as well.
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38 of 43 people (88%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: November 1, 2014
Playing in traffic for people who dont want to go outside
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27 of 30 people (90%) found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: January 1
Very simular to their mobile titles with more added features, a nice range of customisation and a large selection of levels.. Oh and the added Workshop makes the level count unlimited I guess.

Highly suggest you get this game, especially if it's on sale. Well worth it!
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63 of 91 people (69%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
6.2 hrs on record
Posted: October 25, 2014
I drove 3 inches and my character blew into a million pieces. 10/10 would drive forever.
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35 of 46 people (76%) found this review helpful
24.0 hrs on record
Posted: November 8, 2014
This game is great provides hours and hours of fun :3
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20 of 21 people (95%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.5 hrs on record
Posted: January 3
Russia driving Simulator 2014.
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40 of 57 people (70%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
11.1 hrs on record
Posted: November 10, 2014
To put it in the words of JackSepticEye, simply "F**kin' SNOWPLOW!"
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19 of 21 people (90%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
4.4 hrs on record
Posted: February 27
Great game good to pass the time lots to do if you download some maps from workshop, gives you good laugh as well I have never had so much fun crashing and killing people its the way it splatters that matters.

This game is worth the money even at full price
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21 of 29 people (72%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
14.8 hrs on record
Posted: December 13, 2014
Fun game to screw around in. In short bursts.


Pros
  • Steam Workshop. Play other peoples levels.
  • Graphically it's actually pretty nice.
  • Plaster your friends faces on the character then smash him into a wall! :D
  • No learning curve, pick up and play.
  • Great physics

  • Runs well on a crappy laptop. It will most likely run on anything, other than toasters.

  • It's just another pick up and mess around for a bit game.

    Cons
    • After playing it for awhile. You'll most likely forget about it and never play it again.
    • It can lag terribly when there's alot of pieces.
    • There just isn't that much to do.

    Final score: 59/100
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10 of 14 people (71%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
14.7 hrs on record
Posted: October 31, 2014
You can ride the wrecking ball like Miley Cirus

11/10
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
26.8 hrs on record
Posted: January 9
Who knew sending Nicolas Cage into oncoming traffic on a tricycle could be so relaxing?


Turbo Dismount offers a lot for it's 10$ price. It offers a wealth of vehicles to choose from, a massive set of obstacles to play around, different characters, poses and camera angles to play around with on a set of levels, some can be played for hours whilst others get boring fast. Steam Workshop allows you to download user made levels and it's cool to see just how creative people are being with it.


The visual style is basic but offers satisfyingly crunchy sound design for destruction and dismemberment. You have no real control over your car, you simply set the speed and watch it go (however there ais also levels with steering which honestly is quite hard to control) which many people complain about but I personally really like. It gives the game a fun relaxed feel when you don't have to think about where you're going, instead you can just sit back, relax and watch the carnage.


There's also customization which allows you to change the head of your character and the logo of your vehicle which has proven to be absolutely hilarious.

Overall I would recommend Turbo Dismount. A fun little timewaster to turn on for a bit and cause havoc in. I will say however that it's not for everyone and I can see people getting bored with it rather quickly.

7/10
Good
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16 of 27 people (59%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3.1 hrs on record
Posted: October 24, 2014
this game made me lose my driving license.

it's okay i guess
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: December 27, 2014
Pretty good game if you're into ragdoll physics, collisions, and mild dosages of funk.
Definitely worth the $5, but it would be even better with some form of multiplayer.
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6 of 8 people (75%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.8 hrs on record
Posted: December 12, 2014
This game is just a load of fun. At first I was wondering if it was worth the price...it was worth the price and wait of buying it.
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12 of 20 people (60%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.9 hrs on record
Posted: October 24, 2014
I have always wanted to drive down a highway at full speed while playing chicken with a bus going faster than light.

11/10 This game completes me.
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